but first we get to live.

static • she/her • 18 • queer as in fuck you brainworm flavor subject to change we will persist

[microwavedlion]

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[seshrat]

posts that get more and more excruciating to see getting notes the longer i spend unemployed

[seshrat]

NEVER MIND

[lesbiphannie]

phil’s completely deadpan delivery of ‘would you have stalked his youtube channel’ is killing me off

[mousemilf]

tuesday is practice for wednesday

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says thats not what the fuck i meant

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[rpfwasfine]

this activates my like and reblog response

[fayliie]

“You know who it is”

[chemsexholmes]

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

[scribblyspaceskeleton]

[warriorsmurf]

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

[fayton-x0]

[theblueststatic]

watching the OG cards against humanity vid and like damn it's genuinely a nervous system reset. i love them in their new era but this feels like watching a 2000s cartoon after being on a cocomelon only diet for years

[mugboy]

im too tired to articulate pod thoughts

but this feels like his version of this

[theblueststatic]

i'm finally watching the phukbang and im just thinking. if they ever kissed on camera or in front of us i like don't even know what i would do.

[dannymcdanface]

Phannies HL Tour Asks 💜

TL is kinda dead post-mukbang and thought this might be fun.

(as some people can't go to tour - or aren't interested in going -pls reblog to get asks so we don't make anyone feel bad by asking unprompted):

Which shows are you going to?

How many shows are you going to?

Is this your first DNP tour or have you been to others?

Will you dress up?

Are you going alone or with friends/ other phannies?

Will you be taking anything to trade/ giveaway?

Tour predictions?

Favourite other tour so far?

Did you get M&G, silver or GA?

How far are you travelling to your show(s)?

Dream song for the pre-show playlist?

What are you most looking forward to?

Dream merch item?

If you could put a question in the philt what would it be?

Ask anything tour-related you wanna ask

[alixirdevida]

THE ANSWER

[ahappyphjl]

feeling very normal about two people leaning in

[frogcult19]

I feel so calm and normal about this :)