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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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art blog(derogatory)

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Stranger Things

@theartofmadeline
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Acquired Stardust
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Love Begins
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@legallyreasonable
LMAO! This is me!
He took a piece of her pizza LMFAO .. If this ain’t me
lmaaaoooo
ME af, don’t fucking try to eat my food especially my pizza. I’m not having it! On God I’ll square up with yo ass.
Oh wow this me
I saw this and thought about @amavalapizza
When I’m asked how I’m doing at work
If it’s my boss:
If it’s anyone else:
Vote Blue No Matter Who
When a Bernie supporter tells me they won’t vote for Hillary if she’s the nominee, I’m like “Okay, so you must not mind eating shit." Bernie and Hillary aren’t interchangeable, but Hillary Clinton is a better choice than Donald Trump.
Bernie is the slice of cake you really want. And Hillary is some boiled cabbage. And Donald Trump is a pile of shit. You’re telling me because you couldn’t have the cake, you’re gonna pout and eat the pile of shit?
You’re not gonna do whatever you can to make sure the pile of shit doesn’t end up on your plate?
Let’s grow up and be adults. Sometimes a vote is a vote for who you like and sometimes it’s a vote for the greater good against true evil. And if you believe Hillary Clinton is as bad for the country as Donald Trump, then you’re not reading the same set of facts that I am.
im SCREAMIBG
Me eating hot fries
Oh my god ❤️
Absolutely love this
I am addicted to L'Occitaine body lotion. They keep a large bottle in the bathroom at work, and because I figured I probably shouldn't steal it...I was forced to buy my own. Thing is, it's $32 for a bottle that is a whopping 8 ounces. Sigh.
I haven't been here in forever. My life is mostly work, complaining about work, drinking, and contemplating maybe having children in the future
fml.
Really good law school friend gets married on Sunday. Bridesmaid dress I bought in Jan is too small. It’s been a few inches too small since I bought it but I dicked about and didn’t do what I need to do to shed that little bit of weight. Had to suck it up and purchase another dress in the next size up so I could have something. That jawn doesn’t fit either.
Girl. I feel you. I have a wedding in July and then I'm in my aunt's wedding in October. I need to get to work. I went to the gym and passed a mirror and was like "WHERE DID ALL THIS ASS COME FROM?!?" On one note "Yay!" On the other the number on my scale is way too high.
This reminds me of Katurian. I miss you Baby Kitty.
[cc: keyboard typing sounds and child says “workin my life away I… I wish I could just stop and go on a cruise…”]
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
Reblogging again because I need to kill men in these dresses.
Same.
Need these dresses. For reasons.
Immunity reasons.
I feel as though I’ve blogged this before, but I don’t care. look at these beautiful gowns.
@fade-cloak
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Thank you baby Jesus!
I consider everybody who reblogged this family.
Literally me
As I’m walking into the grocery store
Me while going out for lunch everyday instead of bringing it from home
Me tomorrow after cardio barre :(