Legally Asian Chicago

random law school musings typical hello kitty fanatic but I have a thing for guns, both muscle and weapon. my world is colored pink, but I don't wear rose-tinted glasses. logical realist.

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Watch: Poet paints a vivid picture of growing up as a Chinese American — and it hits deep.

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i’m gonna cry

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too real

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The following were actual knives using in surgery in China from 1801-1920. Frightning indeed. 

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Oh my god ❤️

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Absolutely love this

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The number one reason people fail in life is because they listen to their friends, family, and neighbors. -Napoleon Hill

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I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

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THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

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DUDE DID YOU JUST FIX ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC PLAYS EVER CREATED?!

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ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS SOLVED BY THE QUEER LENS.

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me when i get my student loan

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this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

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#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

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and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

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extremely lucky cat

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I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

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cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

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in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

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Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

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Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

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Freshman year of Undergrad v. First year of Law School

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