Pyramage

[funnytwittertweets]

[nyamafriend]

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

[transmechanicus]

Yeah well when i kiss my android gf all her colored lights turn pink and it’s very cute

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[goldy303]

Thats beacause everything is ROOTING for them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m going to braid you like a pile of dough

[beachdeath]

Luke Skywalker (the lgbt community) initiates a plan to rescue Han Solo (socialism) from the crime lord Jabba the Hutt (capitalism) with the help of Princess Leia (the feminist movement) and Lando Calrissian (the black community). After Luke (the lgbt community) survives his battle with Jabba’s Rancor (congressional opposition to the Employment Non-Discrimination Act), Jabba (capitalism) sentences him and Han (socialism) to death by taking them to the great pit of Carkoon (the senate), where Luke (the lgbt community) frees himself and battles Jabba’s guards (the republican party). During the chaos, Boba Fett (the increasingly disestablished evangelical christian middle class) attempts to attack Luke (the lgbt community), but falls into the Sarlacc pit (the subprime mortgage crisis). 

[slytherinnpride]

[pyramage]

Tattoos inspired by Egon Schiele

Credit: Jorge Nox & Georgie Harrison

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[xxrie]

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

[greelin]

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

[afeelgoodblog]

Firefighters are amazing people

[gaminegay]

People go on about good healthy queer rep but I cannot express how much I want unhealthily devoted queer rep. Raise your lover from the dead no matter the cost. Kill to get them to safety. Trade your soul for theirs. Die to reunite with them. I want gothic hyper-devotion codependent lovers

[allsystemsblue]

Yasmine Wüster

[goetic-justice]

I think some people forget that the lifetime appointment of supreme court judges is a rule humans invented, not something decreed by a wizard or something

[manlethotline]

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Not only should we ungender gendered things, we should gender ungendered things. A bra is merely an object of function for whomever may need it. A cheese wheel is a lady and she is stunning.

[theoppositeofadults]

“ask yourself if there is any explanation of the mystery of your own life and death.”

[scribblebunnys]

“Write some fan fiction to resolve this story because I ain’t fuckin’ doin’ it.” -Mark Twain

[rikmach]

I like how these are two different moods. “Look, I wrote everything I wanted to on this subject, and it didn’t lead to any satisfactory conclusion, so you’re just going to have to deal.” Vs “I wrote myself into a corner so I’m going to stop here. If you want to know what happens next, figure it out yourself.”

[allegorymetaphory]

I like how both of these authors decided that yes indeedy that story without the ending was still going to be published.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

And presumably two different publishers didn’t give a single shit

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i think everything should come in more fun colors & patterns. like everything. houses. cars. appliances. when ur getting a fridge they should give u the option then & there to have a wizard airbrushed onto it. business attire should have dinosaurs on it. why arent there more pink cars

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every once in a blue moon i see this bright pink car with a massive tinkerbell decal on the hood & i think that person just Gets It. why cant that be the norm

[moveslikekeithrichards]

normalize fun