perfectly legal madness

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[legalmadness]

sigh

im switching majors after a bit of a long thought process

look out for some legal madness in your friendly tumblr neighborhood

[legalmadness]

Why the fuck does this have 11 likes

[legalmadness]

sigh

im switching majors after a bit of a long thought process

look out for some legal madness in your friendly tumblr neighborhood

[universi-tea]

early mornings or late nights? pens or pencils? elle woods or hermione granger?  libraries or coffee shops? writing or math?

[slytherqueern]

Early mornings ~ pens ~ BOTH ~ coffee shops ~ BOTH

[legalmadness]

late nights-pens-hermione granger-both-math

[coffeeandpies-deactivated202012]

let’s talk: reblog or reply with where you’re from or what your ethnicity is and the worst thing a cooking video does when they cook a dish from your country/ethnicity.

i’m from thailand and we don’t freaking add sriracha to everything.

[mal-studyblr]

I’m from brazil and we do not, under any circumstance, make brigadeiro using a chocolate bar

[itsmealicescott]

I’m from Wales with English, Scottish, Irish and Scandinavian ethnicity. No, European food is not bLaNd.

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

Germany. Bavaria is not the whole country. Also we don’t drink beer with every single meal like wtf

[legalmadness]

Mexico : adding eggplants to a taco and rolling the tortilla dough with a roller and then put it as is on the stove while still in el tortillero (the backlash was so bad that the Argentinian ambassador had to apologize for this chefs atrocity. that was just one video tho) or the typical nasty shell tacos, just no

also we don't always add spice to literally everything, we also have sweet foods

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Took a test about my levels of Imposter Syndrome and got 97/100

Oops

[wannabeparisgeller-deactivated2]

92. Whoops.

[legalmadness]

100

mega oof moment.

[thenordroom]

Plant-filled home in Denver | photos by Mado Photo

THENORDROOM.COM - INSTAGRAM - PINTEREST - FACEBOOK

[legalmadness]

dream home

[smartest-of-them-all]

Fuck dude if you don’t believe in

Feminism

Climate Change

Gay rights

Trans rights

Abortion

Why are you even on my blog like I don’t understand

[legalmadness]

weather update

no im not dead, but college has really been draining me

[science]

[legalmadness]

don't play with mercury kids

[blacklinguist]

🌸 journal challenge : day 22 of 30 → je pense que je vais montrer tôt ma routine pour étudier des langes dans l’été !

[legalmadness]

this translation from english is too literal for its own good aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[blacklinguist]

i’m trying my best ! 😂

[legalmadness]

instead of tòt (early) you should’ve used bientôt (soon)

don’t get them mixed up

[blacklinguist]

but what if i meant early? tôt and de bonne heure are both acceptable there, no? I didn’t mean soon, i meant early, ahead of may !

[legalmadness]

i would still use bientôt in this case as tôt is more of an early you would use to indicate the time (like: aujourd'hui je dois me lever tòt), while bientôt references to the near future (within a few days/weeks usually) (like: je vais commencer avec mes études bientôt)

[blacklinguist]

🌸 journal challenge : day 22 of 30 → je pense que je vais montrer tôt ma routine pour étudier des langes dans l’été !

[legalmadness]

this translation from english is too literal for its own good aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[blacklinguist]

i’m trying my best ! 😂

[legalmadness]

instead of tòt (early) you should've used bientôt (soon)

don't get them mixed up

[blacklinguist]

🌸 journal challenge : day 22 of 30 → je pense que je vais montrer tôt ma routine pour étudier des langes dans l’été !

[legalmadness]

this translation from english is too literal for its own good aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[africanaquarian]

me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart

me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe

[indicativeof-sideways-escalation]

Me, after learning than Medusas head was used as a sign of safety and female autonomy in women’s spaces because it was seen as a gift from Athena, to allow Medusa never to be harmed that way again: oh dope, Athenas on our side. Kill a man who dares to look upon you with possession in his heart.

Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch

Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.

[buckmebuchanan]

Me, after hearing the myth about Athena cursing Arachne into the first spider because she beat the goddess in a weaving contest: What a bitch ? The Arrogance.

 Me, after hearing there are three versions of the myth, and the others have Arachne hang herself in shame so Athena brought her back to life as a spider and the third version having Zeus curse the loser to never touch a spindle wheel and when Arachne lost Athena took pity on her and transformed her so she could weave without breaking her oath: Goddess just wanted this fine artist to weave forever, doing what she loved. she ain’t that bitch

[smooththegoofyshark]

In conclusion: We stan

[legalmadness]

my newest additions to the plant family

[legalmadness]

hello binches yes im still alive, school and life just kicked me in the proverbial balls

[triviastudies]

reblog if you’re an active studyblr

i just want to follow more people! 🌿

[urouroutsuro]

今日も実は違うマルシェにちょこっと出さしてもらってたんです、今日はいちごサンドとホットチョコレートだけ持って。

わたしのいちごサンドは、自家製のカスタードクリームで紅ほっぺってゆう甘酸っぱいいちごの品種をサンドしてます これまためちゃ美味しいんです。タンブラーやから自分でゆっちゃう。

たくさんあるお店のなかで、まだ知名度も無いしもはや今日は完全アウェイの街で、わたしの作ったものを選んで、お金を払ってくれて、しかもそのお金はその人が色んな思いで稼いだお金！

それだけで嬉しくてしょうがないのに、わざわざ戻ってきてくれて美味しかったよって言ってもらって、なんかもう ハグしそうになったよ。

目の前のお客さん喜ばすの、しばらくやめられそうにないです

オープンまで1週間を切りました 足元は相変わらずふわふわしてて、お店もぐっちゃぐちゃで、試作もおわってないからメニューも決まってないけど、気持ちはしっかり前を向いてるっぽいです。

[legalmadness]

my belly wants