MONSTER OF THE EAST

The Monster of the East, renowned for his brutality and savagery, addressing people online like some kind of computer-literate housewife. Caps lock on, spell check off. ⌨️ - Terminal 🐂 - In person

[legatiuslanate]

GEETINGS MORRALD.. I HAVE DISCOVERES THIS RTCP NET. THE PROFLIGATES USE. BESR BBEWARE I SHALK STARR USING IT TIO. AVW, TRUE TO CAEDAR!

[theonlyowen]

These bastards followed me into a nuclear winter

[legatiuslanate]

HA-HA!

[legatiuslanate]

PUSHED A SLJVE DOWN A PATH THE PTHER DAY. I FJEL GOOD HBOJT NYSELF.

[legatiuslanate]

do Not call Linda a “bitch” !! She is NOT q dog

I WJKK CALL HER CEWHATEVER I LIKE. BITXH BIYCH BITCH BITCH!

[legatiuslanate]

I have seen the end of time itself, can you say the same?

~@thetruescholar

??

THJAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU LIE!!

[thetruescholar]

How sad you think I would lie about such things.

[legatiuslanate]

THJNE WHAT ON GIRTH ARE YUO ON ABOOT????

[thetruescholar]

I have bitten an elder god, drunk on its power showed me the end of all time.

[legatiuslanate]

YOU SPJK NOTHING BUT NONSENSE. GO AWAY!

[thetruescholar]

I assure you, I am no madwoman.

[legatiuslanate]

WOMAN???? BLECH. YOU ARJ CLERLY HYSTEICAL. PERHAPS YUOI NEED A MAN TO SHOW YOUYOUR PALALCE

[thetruescholar]

Could a madwoman gaze upon the true form of an elder god, and live to tell the tale? You poor fool, my husband shall be a warning sign of what happens to men who try to control their doctor.

[legatiuslanate]

I AM TORED OF YOU. GODBYE.

[legatiuslanate]

I have seen the end of time itself, can you say the same?

~@thetruescholar

??

THJAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU LIE!!

[thetruescholar]

How sad you think I would lie about such things.

[legatiuslanate]

THJNE WHAT ON GIRTH ARE YUO ON ABOOT????

[thetruescholar]

I have bitten an elder god, drunk on its power showed me the end of all time.

[legatiuslanate]

YOU SPJK NOTHING BUT NONSENSE. GO AWAY!

[thetruescholar]

I assure you, I am no madwoman.

[legatiuslanate]

WOMAN???? BLECH. YOU ARJ CLERLY HYSTEICAL. PERHAPS YUOI NEED A MAN TO SHOW YOUYOUR PALALCE

[legatiuslanate]

I have seen the end of time itself, can you say the same?

~@thetruescholar

??

THJAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU LIE!!

[thetruescholar]

How sad you think I would lie about such things.

[legatiuslanate]

THJNE WHAT ON GIRTH ARE YUO ON ABOOT????

[thetruescholar]

I have bitten an elder god, drunk on its power showed me the end of all time.

[legatiuslanate]

YOU SPJK NOTHING BUT NONSENSE. GO AWAY!

[legatiuslanate]

I have seen the end of time itself, can you say the same?

~@thetruescholar

??

THJAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU LIE!!

[thetruescholar]

How sad you think I would lie about such things.

[legatiuslanate]

THJNE WHAT ON GIRTH ARE YUO ON ABOOT????

[legatiuslanate]

Bottom three profligates?

THHONE THAT TELEPORTS. I DO NOT CARE TO LEARN HER BAME.

J*NE!!!!!!!!

CCAN I SAY THREST OF YOUWHO KEEP PESTERING ME WOTH MEANINGLESS QUESTOONS? BECAUSE THAT IS WHO.

[legatiuslanate]

WJY AM I ASKING. FORPERMISSION?? I HATE ALL OF YOU “ANOMS” AND WUESTKON ASKERS.

[legatiuslanate]

Top three profligates?

NONE.

[yourcourierlinda]

Oh come on there got to be one profligate out there you like

[legatiuslanate]

WHYW PULDI LIKE ANY OF RHEM?? THAT DEFEATS THE ENTIRE PUOUTPOSE OF PRFIBATE.PROFLIAGTES. PROFLITATES. FUCK

[yourcourierlinda]

Are you okay? It’s sounds like you’re having a stroke.

[legatiuslanate]

BITCH

[legatiuslanate]

I have seen the end of time itself, can you say the same?

~@thetruescholar

??

THJAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU LIE!!

[legatiuslanate]

Bottom three profligates?

THHONE THAT TELEPORTS. I DO NOT CARE TO LEARN HER BAME.

J*NE!!!!!!!!

CCAN I SAY THREST OF YOUWHO KEEP PESTERING ME WOTH MEANINGLESS QUESTOONS? BECAUSE THAT IS WHO.

[legatiuslanate]

Top three profligates?

NONE.

[yourcourierlinda]

Oh come on there got to be one profligate out there you like

[legatiuslanate]

WHYW PULDI LIKE ANY OF RHEM?? THAT DEFEATS THE ENTIRE PUOUTPOSE OF PRFIBATE.PROFLIAGTES. PROFLITATES. FUCK

[legatiuslanate]

Top three profligates?

NONE.

[legatiuslanate]

I BAREL. THE TXEETH OF MHY ENEMIES AND IWEAR THEM LIKE A LADY OF YORE DOES A " NECK LKACE! "

[legatiuslanate]

Why did you call yourself a housewife bro that’s a little… hm…

FUCKING KILYOURSELF

[legatiuslanate]

I FUCKING KILL YOU, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

NO YOI DONOT!!!!