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legendary sludge void

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

In celebration of pride month I'll be continuing to love my boyfriend more than anything tyvm

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

Distance is a scam- it's my legal right to kiss him all over his face and insist we hold hands everywhere we walk. who can i sue.

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

Things I'm not afraid of:

Heights

Spiders

Needles

Walking up the stairs behind my math teacher with the dumpy

Things I'm afraid of:

Turning on a light switch or walking on tiles in front of my partner

That clapping monkey from toy story

Movie theatres

Driving

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

If this boy and I aren't meant to be together then I'm gonna fight the universe until we are

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

You know what's exciting? Fire. You know what's liberating? The warm embrace of someone you love and yearn to be near, please god oh fuck liberate me

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

I can't navigate what's inside my head

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

There's something so instinctually calming about wearing another person's clothes- especially when they gave them to you. Being wrapped in unusually sized fabric that smells nostalgiac and familiar is something I'll never be able to stop yearning for.

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

I've watched myself slowly transform into the clumsy, dumb, werewolf-loving, antagonist version of Isabella Swan and I. . . Don't regret a thing.

[mushroommlm]

Fast ways to get better: notes to self.

-Go to the dollarstore and by something squishy

-Put a rock in your mouth

-Text them

-Listen to Daisy The Great or Teddy Hyde

-Rip Something

-Move

-Breathe

-Look at Rilakkuma

-Hug something

-Punch something

-Eat something

-Eat something squishy

-Light incense

-Smell a candle

-Have a bath with weird stuff in it

-Have a shower

-Drive up to that special place and scream

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

He lives in my head, making little pots of stewed herbs and vegetables by day and dancing recklessly to hozier songs by night- I don't ever want him out.

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

I've got a boy excitedly talking to me about the slugs from his hometown in Cali, and how big they seemed when he was little- bigger than his forearm and out in the rain. Life is good.

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

I wanna love a boy more than mtn dew :( I miss the getting all smiley when he texts and thinking about him the minute I wake up and being next to him when I fall asleep :(

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

Me reading mlm: emelem

Me reading wlw:

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

Let's get a shitty motel and empty out a convenience store vending machine, cover the bed in bags of Cheetos and ancient powerades, stumble outside after hours and avoid the bugs while we look for opossums under the stars.

[ninetail-fox]

the cafe ,Shibuya

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

Golly gee I really hope a BOY doesn't FALL FROM THE SKY and TAKE ME TO SEVEN ELEVEN at THREE AM to buy EXCLUSIVE LIMITED TIME OFFER SLURPEE PLUSHIES

[legendarymalesludgevoid]

When I'm down I like to put a nice, clean, polished piece of aventurine in my mouth. Dragons don't stay sad, and now that I have a rock in my mouth, neither do I.