Bubblegum

28y\o ~ She/Her~ Bringing down the worldwide standard ~

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

[solardrake]

[elfsightings]

Elves enjoy extravagant banquets with exotic wines and roasts..!

[luceliamercury-deactivated20260]

Tumblr actively hunts down and deletes legit trans womens blogs as a policy but encourages and cultivates porn bots that use stolen trans sex worker's content. This is propaganda and affects how we're viewed by other users, makes our own tags unusable for us, is unfathomably transmisogynistic, and reveals a lot about how staff views us. Our bodies are a commodity that they want on their website, but our words are not welcome.

[portaproslowbro]

I can't even lay one Damn Daniel egg. Fml

[lezjoshi]

Hey, I made a game, and you can play it right now. ArcRacer is an arcadey racing game in the style of F-Zero and WipEout; I worked hard to make it as accessible to newcomers as possible. The genre is known for having a steep learning curve, and I wanted to help change that.

There's a free demo available as well!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2277110/ArcRacer/

[cutecipher]

you can make a bunny from simple components like transistors and wires

[inbabylontheywept]

Reading through your stuff and seeing your egg post and. Puts my hand on your shoulder so fondly. We're kindred spirits you and I. When I worked at a grocery store I had to take cartons of eggs that had cracked eggs in them and throw away the cracked eggs so we could give the rest of the cartons to the local food banks right. And once when one of the new managers was being trained back in the cooler and was shooting the shit with the other employees she opened one of the cartons and went "oh this is no good." "No, no," I interrupted. "It's plenty juicy still." Before taking the very unsellable egg destined for the trash and taking a bite out of like it was an apple in front of like four people. A few of them almost threw up so I had to retire the bit after the second time but it was fun texture

i am mentally inserting you into the egg camarade slot. i have several egg comrades. now it is several plus one. also i am still kind of personally attached to your car.

[legendofacrius]

I randomly stumbled upon that poor car at the scrapyard after it got put down and someone was so tickled by my bumper stickers that they were taken before anything else. I hope they took up the mantle

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

Top things to say as a trans woman to get a free lecture from a cis person

"I wish I had a period"

"I don't like drag"

"I want bigger boobs"

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"I am a woman" usually works wonders for me too

[striders]

I'm such a hungry nosquitor. *Lands on you and injects you with blood thinner and starts sipping*

[legendofacrius]

. *The curse manifests*

[legendofacrius]

So how was the sour patch cheeses cup

Some flavor combinations are better than others. Some flavor combinations are a little scary and you try to make other people try it Jackass style before you give up and try a little bite to get an idea of the thing. Consigned to trash - probably don't use extra sharp cheddar

[legendofacrius]

There are flavor combinations everywhere for those with eyes to see

[legendofacrius]

[rozenkingdom]

@crowscriven

[crowscriven]

:/ This is just who I am now I guess

[tamber-tales]

WHAT is that yellow stuff

[crowscriven]

Update on the yellow stuff: I checked the notes and it's melted cheese :/

[tamber-tales]

That slaps. I’d eat it.

[legendofacrius]

Walks up to both of you with my mouth full of yogurt ready to spray it all over you

[legendofacrius]

How is this supposed to get me rich again

[legendofacrius]

How is this supposed to get me rich again

[legendofacrius]

[legendofacrius]

[legendofacrius]

There are flavor combinations everywhere for those with eyes to see

[legendofacrius]

[legendofacrius]

There are flavor combinations everywhere for those with eyes to see