Legen...wait for it... dary.

Multimuse for a bunch of Legendary Pokemon, some of which being humanized. Sideblog to trainerseyes. Read rules and summaries before RP.

[legendsmerson]

So I'm feeling this blog again.

...Have a grumpy dragon man.

[legendsmerson]

"Do you ever stop and think about your April Fool's prank before the new year even comes?"

[legendsmerson]

"Hey, don't look at me like that! I didn't even do anything!"

[legendsmerson]

"Consider this: sleep is important and you should get some."

"Consider this: no."

[chaosinducer]

Looking at the "I am human" check box and hesitating a little bit too long before clicking it.

[legendsmerson]

"Oh, right. Everyone does the reproductive ritual on Sunday."

[bebopbounty]

Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

 “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

[legendsmerson]

"Have you considered the idea that maybe spite is a good motivator if it gets you to do things you've been putting off too long?"

[legendsmerson]

"My brothers keep causing weather problems in Unova. I just want to smack all three of them in the head."

[squirtlesquadmemes]

Put a name in my askbox and my muse will assume something about that person based on a first impression!

Remember to specify muse for multimuses!

[legendsmerson]

The moods of the day.

[legendsmerson]

Plane you shouldn't have liked that post, Aimi is going to exploit the hell out of John's fear of fairies.

[legendsmerson]

Aimi's bio is being worked on.

Prepare for a two faced bitch.

[legendsmerson]

Late but anyway!!

[squirtlesquadmemes]

Send "Confession Box" and my muse will confess to something they're ashamed of.

[squirtlesquadmemes]

Put a name in my askbox and my muse will assume something about that person based on a first impression!

Remember to specify muse for multimuses!

[mintymemesandrpshop]

News Reporters Can't Stop Laughing, Part 2 (feel free to change pronouns, describe the actual laughter, etc.)

"Chris P. Bacon was born with a-" "You have to read this story-" "You try walking in those shoes!" "First of all! I got enough meat on me that it's all right!!" "The little one who can't even walk yet, has the CPR technique down pat. Pumping the chest, checking for breathing...and.....providing....She is so cute..." "They studied death trends, which is Not Funny-" "They found that people who drink coffee daily, even up to four cups a day, are less likely to die from heart disease, neurological disease, type 2 diabetes, or suicide than other people-What's Wrong?" "Charities which I believe helped this specific type of monkey, which I believe is called a 'maicok' (macaque)." "And here's how you celebrate dingus day." "The quirky little rituals include boys sprinkling girls that they fancy with water, and the girls striking back with a tap from a pussywillow branch." "Are you as regular as I am?" "And y'all gotta get it together, cause this is just the weather, you've got some serious news to get to-" *Wheezes like a banshee* "So Many people touching this thing, and little do you know that when you're ordering the pasta carbonera? Listen, you're also ordering a bunch of germs." "You are the F in my life!" "American Airlines is refuting the reports that a flight evacuation was spurred by someone who passed gass." "Some people crumble under funny cat videos-" "I don't want to read it, I want to sit here and listen to you laugh. It's much more entertaining." No Flush bathroom visit produces DNA match.