A tongue shriller than all the music calls me.

Another frickign multimuse for anything taking place in a fantasy setting. Features Dragon age, TES and Ascension.

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((Holy shit the last time i updated this blog was just after sergio fucking died--))

((ahaaa.... I’m gonna update everything hardcore so like this post if you’re still an active roleplayer that’s following me? I’m gonna keep Jace,Kole,Lillae and Reno as muses.))

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“Of course not, but it is their way. So it’s hard to be surprised.”

“I suppose you’re a native here? You wouldn’t be opposed to introducing an outsider to the area, would you?”

[wayoftheold]

“S’pose I am, yeah.” Well, a native to the region for less than a year, but a native nonetheless.

“Are you askin’ to get a tour, or hiring a bodyguard, or what? Answers gonna change depending on what ya mean.”

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“Would you say no to a tour? I know plenty of people who would rush merely to be seen with such a talented woman.” Lillae said with a giggle.

“I’m not too worried about protection, anyway.”

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“Eyes forward, kit. You gotta pay attention or you’re opponent’s gonna get the better of you.”

The recruit merely nodded in response, and went back to training. Jace looked over the rest of the trainee’s, trying to find someone else who needed help–

That was, until the sound of whistling caught his attention. The blond let out an ‘offended’

“Gorgeous! You’re not interrupting training, are you?”

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“Nope! Just makin’ sure your doing your duties, Knight Captain.”

The half-noble smirked at the blond, walking over to him before turning her eyes on the trainees. “How are the whelps?”

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“I always do my duties, you just don’t always see it.”

Jace folded his arms and looked back towards the recruits. “Progress is slow, but they’re doing their best.”

“It’s also possible that a few are getting knighted in a couple of years; Exiting, huh?”

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truth-will-rise

“You need a healthy dose of leg breaking!  LET’S GO BREAK SOME LEGS!”

“Nora. Pain isn’t solved with pain to others.”

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“Not unless it’s Tuesday, anyway.”

[lycannalla]

Peek into my character's past!

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Send me a…

— 〆 for a childhood story — ღ for a drabble about a romance/their love life — ⌆ for a story about their family/home life — € for a bad memory that still haunts them — ✢ for a good memory that makes them smile

Or…

Send me a name/place/event or situation from my character’s past and they will just talk about that one thing.

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Out of Context D&D Quote Starters:

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“EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HOT FAIRY.”

“I’ll kick a tree’s ass.”

“You should seduce the boat!”

“I killed a man today. In space. On a dragon. With a shovel.”

“Can I have flaming pistols?”

“No, you may not make a human centipede out of your army of 50 children.”

“Can I pay them money not to come near me?”

“I’m pretty sure fish don’t accept money.”

“I don’t know what we need to bleed on.”

“Let’s bleed on everything, just to be safe.”

“I’m going to go out on a limb and say we’re not going to solve this problem by bleeding on it.”

“Your ass is not a weapon you are proficient with.”

“That is the only dwarf ass I’m going to draw for you today.”

“Oh shit, I forgot the princess.”

“Did you just pull a gun out of your hair?”

“Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!”

“He fought like he lived… Full of spears.”

“Ok, so there’s a lot of teeth in this water.”

“I’m not sure how to split a throne evenly. We all have a sitting schedule?”

“How many noses are going into this chicken?”

“We just turned a ritualistic orphan sacrifice chamber into a nightclub.”

“You started a cult!?”

“We need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth.”

“Yeah, he’s a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so it’s fine.”

“Have you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty five orphans? Because you’re about to.”

“I can be responsible for my own severed leg, thank you.”

“Look, if I’m going to be a part of this Badger Cult, I expect career options!”

“I can’t believe you just pre-battle blazed it.”

“You lose the moral high ground after the second murder.”

 “I am literally dying for your sins right now! Do not fuck this up for me!”

“Summon the monkeys! They will be relevant!”

“What happens if you die in Hell?” “Double Hell.”

“Long term goal: we put your corpse on the airship.”

“Does it still count as ‘evil’ if I feel really bad about it?”

“Everyone is ambidextrous until proven otherwise.”

“You blew up the sun!”

“Hold my record player, I’m going in.”

“I have never tried to stab you in a combat situation!”

“Want to use my knife? It’s only been used for our own ritual blood-letting.”

“I’m not sure we can even beat a log right now. We must negotiate with it.”

[kiraanfastorm-deactivated201604]

“Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!” ((Hmm….ooc funny story. My honey does…there was a day when baby spiders where in his pockets))

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@legendsshatter

       There was a smirk on the half-nobles lips           as she spotted the Knight Captain shouting           orders at his recruits. She walked over and           leaned on the nearest wall and cat whistled           at the unsuspecting blond until he turned           to face her.

         “I see the Knight Captain is busy with his           duties for once!”

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“Eyes forward, kit. You gotta pay attention or you’re opponent’s gonna get the better of you.”

The recruit merely nodded in response, and went back to training. Jace looked over the rest of the trainee’s, trying to find someone else who needed help--

That was, until the sound of whistling caught his attention. The blond let out an ‘offended’

“Gorgeous! You’re not interrupting training, are you?”

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Send ۞ for my character to say what’s on their mind right now.

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//Everyone say goodbye to Sergio ‘cause he’s about to die tonight

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The Breton thought over her response for a second, then held out her hand.

“Lillae.”

[wayoftheold]

“Gudunn.” She took her hand and shook it, grinning.

“The Vigilants haven’t treated you well, then?”

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“Of course not, but it is their way. So it’s hard to be surprised.”

“I suppose you’re a native here? You wouldn’t be opposed to introducing an outsider to the area, would you?”

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Vinesauce Starters

“Welcome to the annual Earthquake Festival!“ 

"Batman Christ.”

“It’s awful, you’re disgracing my language.”

“IT WAS ALL IN HIS HEAD!”

“Yes… YES! THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!? IT’S BEAUTIFUL!" 

"I had a classmate that legitimately expected Mario 65 to come out. He ate glue." 

”_____, I got terminal seven. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, _____.“ 

“_____? _____? Did you download boobs again _____?”

“Look at it! It’s the worst thing ever!”

“This is a game about miracles.”

"Oh, that’s too lewd! But wait a minute, we’re all too lewd!" 

 “I’ll be having children’s tears on the rocks.“

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." 

“ Sounds like someone inserting a wet fish into a jar of custard… not that I know what that sounds like from experience or anything like that.“

"This is what a clown septic tank looks like… After years of partying way too hard.”

[anotherrpmemeblog]

My muse has just taken a Truth Potion, send “Spill it” plus a question and they will answer.

My muse cannot give half truths, partial truths or bend the truth. They will have to spit out everything then and there!

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"Oh, that’s too lewd! But wait a minute, we’re all too lewd!" //Harper to Thorne

“What, You only just realized that now?”

Thorne sighed

“Harper, what are we going to do with you.”

[rasereiverfallen]

Legend Land( Closed starter with legendsshatter)

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rasereiverfallen

Raserei looked at the elf like he was a mad man as he went on about spiders. What backwards ass place did this elf come from? Spiders being a symbol of resilience?The arts? There was madness to that.

“Here they are symbols of fear.  Geists take on verändern, mutated forms of them, mostly the loa spirits of terror.”  Raserei explained, still looking confused over the idea of a spider being associated with anything else.

Though Raserei made note that the elf still seemed unsure what to make of him.  Which further pointed the man wasn’t from Verædùn, or was really full of himself; both might be true.

Raserei crooked an eyebrow at the elf, “My name? Or the name of this place? Because I told you where you were. But if you mean the world, you are in Verædùn.”

The barbarian pointed at himself, “If you meant me, I am Raserei.”

You will kill him. The moment his guard is down you will make crush his heart. It will be your fault. Another blemish on your soul.

The barbarian choked down his voices again and looked about, “The sun will be setting in a few hours.” his good eye went back to the elf, “And it isn’t sicher. safe here after dark.”

It looked as though he may have lied a bit too much. Oh well; If he keeps it up, then eventually he'll believe him, and if he asks, then Sergio will tell.

The drow feigned amusement to the demons response. "Did they always do that? Or was it unanimously decided since they looked a little spooky?" He turned his attention away from the brute, and sheathed his scimitar. At the same time, taking a small glass shard from his components and sliding it between his bracer and gauntlet.

"Raserei." He repeated, looking over the owner of the name. He wasn't entirely sure if it was one that suited him; But then again, what was he expecting? "It's a pretty name, I'll give you that."

'It's a pretty name'. Excellent response, Sergio. Ten out of ten.

He nearly stopped dead in his tracks once Raserei started acting up. He then accidentally gave him a look of concern.

"You should really go see a healer about... whatever's going on."

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wayofthevxice

“Just hope they wander towards an Orc stronghold. Insulting the god of those brutes never goes over well.”

The Breton thought over her response for a second, then held out her hand.

“Lillae.”

[wayoftheold]

legendsshatter liked for a starter

“… What Daedra are ya talking about, anyway?”

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“I can’t precisely remember their name. Some sort of champion-y god that the Dunmer worship. All I’m saying is if you can get your hands on that mail, you’ll have little to worry about.”

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