Out of Context D&D Quote Starters:
âEXCUSE YOU, I AM A HOT FAIRY.â
âIâll kick a treeâs ass.â
âYou should seduce the boat!â
âI killed a man today. In space. On a dragon. With a shovel.â
âCan I have flaming pistols?â
âNo, you may not make a human centipede out of your army of 50 children.â
âCan I pay them money not to come near me?â
âIâm pretty sure fish donât accept money.â
âI donât know what we need to bleed on.â
âLetâs bleed on everything, just to be safe.â
âIâm going to go out on a limb and say weâre not going to solve this problem by bleeding on it.â
âYour ass is not a weapon you are proficient with.â
âThat is the only dwarf ass Iâm going to draw for you today.â
âOh shit, I forgot the princess.â
âDid you just pull a gun out of your hair?â
âWho just carries spiders around in their pockets?!â
âHe fought like he lived⌠Full of spears.â
âOk, so thereâs a lot of teeth in this water.â
âIâm not sure how to split a throne evenly. We all have a sitting schedule?â
âHow many noses are going into this chicken?â
âWe just turned a ritualistic orphan sacrifice chamber into a nightclub.â
âYou started a cult!?â
âWe need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth.â
âYeah, heâs a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so itâs fine.â
âHave you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty five orphans? Because youâre about to.â
âI can be responsible for my own severed leg, thank you.â
âLook, if Iâm going to be a part of this Badger Cult, I expect career options!â
âI canât believe you just pre-battle blazed it.â
âYou lose the moral high ground after the second murder.â
 âI am literally dying for your sins right now! Do not fuck this up for me!â
âSummon the monkeys! They will be relevant!â
âWhat happens if you die in Hell?â âDouble Hell.â
âLong term goal: we put your corpse on the airship.â
âDoes it still count as âevilâ if I feel really bad about it?â
âEveryone is ambidextrous until proven otherwise.â
âYou blew up the sun!â
âHold my record player, Iâm going in.â
âI have never tried to stab you in a combat situation!â
âWant to use my knife? Itâs only been used for our own ritual blood-letting.â
âIâm not sure we can even beat a log right now. We must negotiate with it.â