the rolo report

& all things crooked

[legolasandseinfeld]

on a lighter note something is making me laugh about the fact that dan le batard keeps misstating that ronan went to college at 15 or 16....and ronan had to awkwardly explain he went when he was 11...

[legolasandseinfeld]

I've been trying not to pay too much attention but an interviewer asking ronan about what jon lovett who "you have dated but I'm not sure if you're married to or not" thought about ronan's empathy and absorbing the pain of others and then ronan DODGES and talks about "people who dated me" as if it hadn't been the same person for a decade...as if he hadn't talked about lovett specifically for the past few years...is really sad :(

[legolasandseinfeld]

I can't stop listening to Stick Season and thinking about them™

like if it was Connecticut instead of Vermont it would have been actually about them.

As you promised me that I was more than all the miles combined You must have had yourself a change of heart Like halfway through the drive 'Cause your voice trailed off exactly as you passed my exit sign Kept on driving straight and left our future to the right Now I am stuck between my anger

And the blame that I can't face And memories are something Even smoking weed does not replace And I am terrified of weather 'cause I see you when it rains Doc told me to travel, but there's COVID on the planes

And I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks and I Saw your mom she forgot that I existed and It's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim I'll drink alcohol 'til my friends come home for Christmas And I'll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose Now you're tire tracks and one pair of shoes And I'm split in half, but that'll have to do, ooh, ooh

So I thought that if I piled something good on all my bad That I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad No, I am no longer funny 'cause I miss the way you laugh Once called me forever now you still can't call me back

And I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks and I Saw your mom she forgot that I existed and It's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim I'll drink alcohol 'til my friends come home for Christmas And I'll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose Now you're tire tracks and one pair of shoes And I'm split in half, but that'll have to do, ooh, ooh

Oh, that'll have to do My other half was you I hope this pain's just passing through But I doubt it

And I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks and I Saw your mom she forgot that I existed and It's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim I'll drink alcohol 'til my friends come home for Christmas And I'll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose Now you're tire tracks and one pair of shoes And I'm split in half, but that'll have to do

[legolasandseinfeld]

‘RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars’ S7E10 Recap: They Yassified Vivid Sydney

[sepia-blue]

[legolasandseinfeld]

i didn't have hawaii on the bingo card

[legolasandseinfeld]

Happy Oscar's Day!!!

[legolasandseinfeld]

[heirloombeans]

thanks

[legolasandseinfeld]

so about sf last night....

during the breaks lovett talked to us about how he really loves elden ring (brand new information) and also did a twirl in his skirt, told us that it cost $87 dollars, and lamented that of course it doesn't have pockets we live in a misogynistic world but his tights, his tights have pockets

also said it was very bay area that people in the balcony couldn't hear but waited for him to check in with them to ask for the speakers to be turned up

"what would have happened if I hadn't asked?" he said, genuinely concerned

[heirloombeans]

i don’t think you understand……. finally some real journalism

[therobintoyourbatman]

He looks so happy and relaxed and well rested. I love this for them.

[r0nation]

✨💕 .

[bookishlovestory]

fellas

[heirloombeans]

god tier tweet

[marisatomay]

the sun set before 5pm today moodboard

[serialghost]

Then it comes time for me to get into the song and I’m just trying to get through it. I remember Alex Lacamoire going, “Woo, Andrew!” And then everyone behind him, like Josh and Vanessa and Alex and Robin, were like, “Yeah baby, that’s it baby! You got it, baby!” I go beet red and five minutes pass, and I’m just like, “Hey guys, sorry.” I start crying, and I say, “I don’t know if I’ve ever been this happy in my entire life, to be surrounded by the most supportive liars I have ever known.”

Andrew Garfield photographed by Alana Paterson for the New York Times

[pinkashouses]

well, i'm unwell.