you're like twelve

alex ernst, everyone's favorite asshole. hangouts: ernstgoestocamp

[legtable-blog]

what kind of house doesn’t have guacamole like, at the ready 

[legtable-blog]

@shaneedanibbles i’m sorry

[lizardsister]

her: what’re you smiling about? :) me: nothing me: 

[fffaggot-deactivated20251025]

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@veggiewap my dudette.

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hey my dudes

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i haven’t seen one single dog today

[rosewater1997]

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

[legtable-blog]

I can’t believe I’m surrounded by sog shamers. 

[internetcrisis]

you don’t have to be more attractive. you don’t have to be attractive at all. you don’t have to attract anyone or anything. you are not a magnet, damn it. you should be you for you and only you. and yes I am talking about you and you and you.  

[driesvand]

[legtable-blog]

@asapcreepy i will not lie, i mean it

[legtable-blog]

my name is alex and i like my cereal soggy. 

m // ernstgoestocamp

[legtable-blog]

stop putting your leg through the tables

I was born to put my leg through tables david, you can’t stop me now.

[mrbenwyatt]

[thesymski]

me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*

friend: *responds*

me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy

[punkrockgrantaire]

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me