“Let me be the first to say that that is a ridiculous idea.”
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“Let me be the first to say that that is a ridiculous idea.”
#imagine him threatening lily’s future boyfriends
Rainy Days || Rapunzel, Texas & Lily || Drabble
The whole day was gloomy; it was raining on an off, and there was the occasional downpour. But that didn’t bother the three year old; she had her dolls, her stuffed animals, her loyal companion (Justin), Evie, and her mother’s cookies.
That, and a rainy weekend meant she could play with her parents all day.
Rapunzel and Tex didn’t mind that, either.
Currently they were playing some sort of sheriff game, where, of course, Lily was the town Sheriff, Justin was her trusty steed and Evie was her partner in crime.  And Tex and Rapunzel were her arch enemies.  “It’s for the game!  I love you I promise!”
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in which i got caught up in lily and parent!rex feels so here’s a sloppy edit of them in the park
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"
"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?"
"I don’t know you, but thanks."
"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"
"It’s none of your business. We just met."
"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."
"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."
"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."
"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."
"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I don’t need to listen to this."
"You’re lying."
"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I can’t look at you."
"Don’t fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swear…"
"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."
"What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."
"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"
"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want."
"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, don’t leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."
"I can’t believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
Not Quite Wonderland || Tex & Rapunzel (ft. Lily & Aaron) || Drabble
“Do I have to wear thehat?”
Tex wasn’t exactly complaining about the hat, but hatsreally weren’t his thing, even if his hair was usually messed up. But, it was part of the costume, and apparentlyRapunzel thought it looked cute (there’s that word again).
Still, he thought he could pull off a Mad Hatter without the hat, even if that was part of his character.
They were in their hotel room, getting themselves ready for one of the Disney parks – they were on holiday and thought Disney would be a great place to go; it was fun, lively, and the energy surrounding the entire resort was exactly what they were looking for.
Rapunzel, who was currently wearing an Alice-like dress, turned to look at him, tilting her head and raising her eyebrows. “Yes.”
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"Will you come walk the donkey with me? He needs to be socialised." ((i'm sorry i felt the intense need for papa!tex and remembered the headcanon where he visits the shelter, sees a donkey and gets it on a whim xD))
((whEN DID YOU SEND THIS OMG YES THOUGH))
"Aww, dad you want the donkey to have friends! Sure, I need to be part of this moment."
"I need him to have friends,” he corrected lightly, giving his daughter a smirk. “I socialised you when you were a baby, now it’s Harrison’s turn.” Okay, so maybe he hadn’t settled on a name for the donkey yet and changed it at least 17 times a day. “Get your coat, kid.”
Giving her father a light eye roll, the teen shook her head. “You didn’t have a choice. Besides, I like to think I socialized myself,” she commented back, giving her father a smirk back. “Harrison doesn’t sound like a donkey name,” she added, taking her jacket and putting it on.
"Nope, you were a fussy baby. I had to like, shove you in people’s faces for a while.” Maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration… but never mind. “Alright, smartass, what would you call him?” he asked almost-petulantly, raising his eyebrows and grabbing his own jacket, starting to make his way to the garden to get the donkey.Â
"No wonder everyone's so scared of me," she joked, folding her arms across her chest for a moment before sighing and following him into the garden. That was a good question, there were tons of names that could have been suitable for the donkey, but she still thought Harrison wasn't one of them. "Carl."
"Will you come walk the donkey with me? He needs to be socialised." ((i'm sorry i felt the intense need for papa!tex and remembered the headcanon where he visits the shelter, sees a donkey and gets it on a whim xD))
((whEN DID YOU SEND THIS OMG YES THOUGH))
"Aww, dad you want the donkey to have friends! Sure, I need to be part of this moment."
"I need him to have friends,” he corrected lightly, giving his daughter a smirk. “I socialised you when you were a baby, now it’s Harrison’s turn.” Okay, so maybe he hadn’t settled on a name for the donkey yet and changed it at least 17 times a day. “Get your coat, kid.”
Giving her father a light eye roll, the teen shook her head. "You didn't have a choice. Besides, I like to think I socialized myself," she commented back, giving her father a smirk back. "Harrison doesn't sound like a donkey name," she added, taking her jacket and putting it on.
"Will you come walk the donkey with me? He needs to be socialised." ((i'm sorry i felt the intense need for papa!tex and remembered the headcanon where he visits the shelter, sees a donkey and gets it on a whim xD))
((whEN DID YOU SEND THIS OMG YES THOUGH))
"Aww, dad you want the donkey to have friends! Sure, I need to be part of this moment."
And You Hold the Coffee || Tex & Rapunzel (ft. Lily) || Drabble
Summertime was full of great things: trips, more days off (for personal reasons, of course), and fun walks to the park.
What was more entertaining, the actual walk to the park, or the debate on who got to hold Lily on the way? They couldn’t quite tell, but one thing was for sure: both Tex and Rapunzel wanted to carry Lily whenever they’d go on one of these walks.
Lily, of course, never understood what all the fuss was about – she was only one and a half, but she still giggled every time.
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Baby Things || Tex & Rapunzel (& Lily & Richard & Staci) || Drabble
“She’s beautiful!”
Staci was cooing at the newest member of the family. She hadn’t been this ecstatic since… well, since Rapunzel was born. And brought back home.Â
Lily was only a month old now, but every time Staci saw her, the queen’s eyes glowed and she just couldn’t hold in her excitement. Richard was the same way, though he tried to pretend he was more subtle about it.
Rapunzel was sitting on the sofa next to her, holding baby Leilani in her arms – she was wrapped in a blanket, one that Staci and Richard had bought for her when they found out they were going to have a grand-daughter.
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Lily has died
"…..has died." finish it in my ask.
Her breaths were uncontrollable from the minute she heard the news. Â They were faster, closer together, and she was unable to regain control of them.
"No," she managed, her cheeks already stained from tears.  "Not my little girl, not my little girl!” she cried out.
She was weak, she couldn’t move - she didn’t want to move.  Instead, she just folded her arms across the neared available space and buried her face int the center of her arms, sobbing uncontrollably, screaming out "No!", ”Not Lily!”, and, admittedly, a few profanities.
She felt entitled to, she was allowed to; she’d just lost her child, her daughter, her life. Â
Her stomach hurt, but she couldn’t stop crying.  This was torture.
What kind of mother was she?!  If she had been there, maybe - just maybe - things would be different.  Maybe Lily wouldn’t be dead. Â
And she only had herself to blame.
↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed with their kid(s). (SOBS)
Christmastime was always the most festive part of the year.  But not just for Corona - who held their annual Winter Festival each year just before the holiday, but also for the Peyton’s.
Especially after they had Lily and Aaron.
Of course, the presents were already wrapped and hidden from sight, the house was decorated both inside and out; the outside full of Christmas lights and decorations, the inside full of garland and little snowmen figurines (ones that Lily had made when she was around two or so) and of course, the tree, full of gently blinking lights and ornaments.
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Check Mate || 17 Again AU drabble
((idk it’s uber lame but I just wanted to write protective!tex))
This was definitely one of the hardest parts of raising a child - having to let them go.
And Tex may be trapped in his 17 year old body, but he was still Lily’s father and it still pained him to watch her grow further and further away from him.
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