☆ Logan headcanons, but he’s a shortie ☆
James "Logan" Howlett x male reader headcanons
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♱ Logan is short, that’s kinda obvious man is 5’3 after all…
♱ But that doesn’t stop him, he’s the fucking Wolverine
♱ He just…. Sometimes needs you to grab his coffee mug off the top shelf
♱ He’s stronger than you though, so HA, take that
♱ Actually gloats so heavily in the fact you can’t open a sauce jar and need his help for it
♱ He’ll kinda glare at something if it’s too high, arms crossed and cheeks puffed out in frustration (he never knew a towel the top shelf would be his downfall)
♱ He sometimes climbs things when he doesn’t want to ask for help, occasionally tipping them over and sometimes falling (you wonder how he survives the X-Men)
♱ You’ll offer to help him, and he’ll say no, then stare you in your face while he climbs something to grab it (or he struggles and is forced to ask you for help, claiming you put it up so high on purpose)
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“You did that on purpose bub, I know you did”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about Logan” you say as you grabbed a plate
“Those weren’t up so high yesterday, you changed them”
“Oh that’s not true. Here ya go baby” you say with a small, almost unnoticeable smirk, kissing Logan’s cheek. Logan of course saw that smirk, and grumbled something about “slicing you down a peg”
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࿈ He’ll make grabby paws at you when he wants you to come to him
࿈ He says he doesn’t, that you’re crazy, but you clearly see his hands making grabby motions while asking you to come here (you’ve learned not to say anything to him about it anymore)
࿈ Likes when you lean down to kiss him (rarely gets on his tip toes to kiss you)
࿈ You grab his face when you kiss him, sometimes grabbing his mutton chops to pull him in so he doesn’t break the kiss early
࿈ He doesn’t make it very far up your body when he hugs you, which results in his pretty much crushing your ribs in a hug (you’re convinced he’s injured your diaphragm at LEAST a couple times)
࿈ He always holds you in a hug until you can’t breathe for as long as possible, he’s just so affectionate
࿈ More often than not pulls you on top of him for cuddles, he likes to run a hand threw your hair, and you like to feel his chest move underneath you, syncing your breathing to his
࿈ Even though you’re taller, he like to pull you in his lap (he doesn’t mind having to look up to such a pretty face like yours anyways)
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“Logan, what’re you- oh! Okay, sure, this is a thing we’re doing, okay” you say as he pulls you into his lap while you were walking past him. You settle as comfortably as you can into his lap and look down at him
“This isn’t awkward to you?”
“Then that’s all that matters” Logan says as he looks up into your eyes. He has a small smile on his face while his eyes dart around, taking you in.
“You’re real handsome, y’know that?”
“Now I do” you say softly, reaching down to press a quick kiss to his lips.
“Mm.. yeah, real handsome”
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ᛝ He loves to take your clothes
ᛝ Doesn’t matter if it’s a jacket, a shirt, a pair of pants (that you’ve definitely been missing for a few weeks now), if it smells like you, it’s his now
ᛝ He’s got a section in his closet just of your clothes that he only brings back when they start to lose your scent (he expects you to wash them, or spray your cologne on them so he can take them back immediately)
ᛝ He likes your scent, but loves when you smell like him even more
ᛝ He won’t share clothes (not that he could really), but he’ll pin you down and lay on top of you until he’s deemed you scented enough
ᛝ Or he’ll spray a couple of your things with HIS cologne so you can always be reminded of him
ᛝ Is also keen on marking you too (bites bites BITES)
ᛝ He doesn’t bite too hard (most of the time) but just enough that his teeth marks will be showing (people need to know your his after all)
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You had been sitting on your couch when Logan came to sit next to you. You thought nothing of it, until he bit you.
“Hey, Logan, what’s u- ow? Are you insane or is there a reason for this violence I’m experiencing?”
“You’re mine” Logan said like that explained everything
“Yah, I know. But why are you biting me?”
“People have to know your mine” Logan said, resting his head on your shoulder, nuzzling into your neck
“I- You- Logan-“ you just let out a defeated sigh, no matter what you said, Logan would have some sort of counter that “makes complete and total sense” (when it very clearly would not)
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ᛪ༙ He’s real gentle with you, honestly
ᛪ༙ Yes, maybe he’ll roughhouse with you a little, throw you around a bit, but all in all, he’s a gentle man
ᛪ༙ He’s soft with you and only you
ᛪ༙ You only get to see him unguarded, you only get to see him when he’s sad, scared, or insecure
ᛪ༙ You’re the only one he holds like glass, whether it be your hand, your hips, or even your face
ᛪ༙ His kisses are gentle too, which is something you didn’t expect
ᛪ༙༙ Sometimes they get heated, but often times, he just wants you to know that he loves you, wants you to feel that he loves and cares for you so deeply it hurts
ᛪ༙ And of course is always the first one to check in on you if you’re hurt, lost in your head, or just need a little pick me up from “yours truly” (and you of course do the same)
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“Hey bub, what’s got you lookin’ like that, hmm?” Logan asked as he sat next to you.
“I don’t really know, guess I’m just tired? Like, bone-deep, exhausted, can’t sleep type of tired. Life’s been super busy, I don’t have time for myself anymore, I’m constantly worried about you even though I know you’ve survived worse. I just- I don’t know” you say with a shrug and Logan shifts on the couch. He leans his body back on the armrest and drags your head down into his lap, stroking your hair
“How about you try to nap, hmm?”
“Just try, okay. I know life’s been a lot for you right now, but it’s not right *now*. I know you don’y have time for yourself, but you do right *now*. And I know you worry, especially when you *really* don’t have to darlin’, but I’m right here, with you, right *now*. So you don’t have to worry, or run around, or do *anything* right now, other than lay here with me, yeah?” Logan said, occasionally pressing a kiss to your head. You settled deeper into Logan’s lap with a sigh
“Mm.. yeah. I can… I can do that” you said, eyes closing
“That’s a good boy, just.. close your eyes and try to sleep”
“Hey baby.. what’s going on up there, hmm?” You ask, poking his head with a finger. He lets out a small huff of a laugh and shrugs
“You ever think about, I dunno, dating someone else?”
“Oh I don’t know, maybe because I’m gruff, and hairy, and old, I’m not exactly the tallest in the room, and I have claws that come out of my hands? Just to name a few?”
“All things I love about you”
“ I love that you’re hairy and ‘not exactly the tallest’. There’s not any less to love Lo, not at all. And I love that you’re gruff and a little mean. I’d be too if I lived as long as you,” you say with a small huff “and I love how old you are.”
“You love how old I am?” Logan asked in disbelief
“No one but you could tell me the stories you have. That’s quality time I’m spending with you.” You grab his face and kiss him
“I love you to pieces Mr. Howlett, so stop tripping out”
“Don’t say that, makes me sound old”
“Hush, no one asked” Logan said, cutting you off with a kiss
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☆ Logan's a cutie, your relationship is adorable, no notes ☆
@sillygoosewrites for the idea to write these (A few inches too short, but we make it work)