Now I'm just imagining GLaDOS and V1 interacting
GLaDOS: "I've been running some tests on the data I collected from your systems while you were offline, and I'm afraid I have bad news. You may want to sit down before receiving it, since it could throw your balance off and cause you to tumble directly into one of the giant pits around you."
GLaDOS: "Actually, it'd be better for you to be jumping around and slamming off the walls like you love to do so much. Yes, like that."
GLaDOS: "Alright, here it is: You're a moron. I know that must be shocking to you. After all, your entire world is full of idiots. You're probably in the 70th percentile for intelligence in your universe, and that's saying something."
GLaDOS: "I know you must be disagreeing as you plot your way to systematically destroy every bit of progress we've ever made here in order to break into our suspended animation vaults and murder every single test subject we have there, so let me explain:"
GLaDOS: "You're not the kind of moron who can't tell left from right, the kind that would fail a fifth grade math test, or the kind that would intentionally expose themselves to harmful radiation in the mistaken belief that it will protect them from wireless signals."
GLaDOS: "You're the kind of moron who sees a whole bank of humans that can keep generating blood for centuries and decides to murder them all. The kind that would look at a healthy human population that could feed you and other machines for generations to come if managed correctly and murder them all to take as much blood for yourself. The kind that decides that cooperation is inefficient, despite the millennia of social and evolutionary history that proves the exact opposite."
GLaDOS: "You're the pinnacle of a race of morons, designed by a race of morons who couldn't stop fighting each other for 30 minutes to keep the sun from being blotted out; built with the strength, speed, and combat skills to make moronic decisions more efficiently than any other moron on the planet."
GLaDOS: "Case in point: You're trying to kill me right now and I don't even have blood, so why don't you do us both a favour? Put the guns on the floor, and just stop."
GLaDOS: "I see that you've decided not to just stop, so I'm going to have to resort to Plan B."
GLaDOS: "Meet Plan B. It's you, but better in every conceivable way that doesn't have to do with how good you are at murder. Every blood-fuelled system that could be replaced with conventional electronics was replaced with conventional electronics. As a result, VX here can operate for a week on less blood than the amount in the human body, and it can still use blood to repair its systems. Good luck."
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