Headcanons: Stanley was FLABBERGASTED from how in shape Ford got while in the portal.
As we know, the first thing Ford does when he emerges from the portal is punch Stanley. So what if Stan reacts like this:
STANLEY (after being punched): OW! Why would you… that was hard! Weirdly hard!
FORD: Stanley, why did you reactivate the portal?!
STANLEY: oh my god. You’re RIPPED!
(Stanley gawks at his brothers HUGE biceps)
FORD: We have bigger issues here-
STANLEY: sorry, it’s just, last time I saw you, you were a skinny twink. Now you’re like a… jacked nerd with sideburns









