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CW: Panic attack, musophobia, and scratches!!

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DCA! Serial Killer AU by @ayyy-imma-ninja & @moonlit-dreamers

This comic is not canon to the AU!! This is just made for fun :)

[michtheclown]

Hehehe

[torizzzu]

Morning Gaze ✨️

[baa-whatever]

Everyone, SHUSH, he's thinking...

He's thinking about how to get his tail.

[marshiyo]

Please don’t give your sun grape flavoured Fanta as a treat.

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[justplainsalty]

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

[kaity--did]

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

[kaity--did]

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[justplainsalty]

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

[kaity--did]

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

[kaity--did]

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

[emhm]

No one will take our car loan because the car has too many miles on it. In 12 days the bank intends to auction off our car and then chase us for whatever amount remains to be paid on the loan. For the car they took away from us and refused to accept cure repayment for.

No one will loan us money to pay it off either because they want collateral and the car itself is the only thing we could offer as collateral for a loan.

In the meantime we have no way to get to work and I’ve just called out for tomorrow because apart from trying to buy a junker car; I’m out of ideas and might actually need a lawyer.

I have a rash on my hands that never really goes away. But it gets worse when I’m under a lot of stress. Right now it feels like my fingers are on fire.

[theinfamousdoctorf]

I found a used car that we can almost afford. But we're still $900 short on the down payment and they won't hold it for us. If anyone wants to help; please and thank you. ;_; Ko-fi for tips - https://ko-fi.com/followmeontumblr

Things for sale - https://www.etsy.com/shop/PatchworkLaboratory

My artwork on fabric yardage on Spoonflower

[emhm]

No one will take our car loan because the car has too many miles on it. In 12 days the bank intends to auction off our car and then chase us for whatever amount remains to be paid on the loan. For the car they took away from us and refused to accept cure repayment for.

No one will loan us money to pay it off either because they want collateral and the car itself is the only thing we could offer as collateral for a loan.

In the meantime we have no way to get to work and I’ve just called out for tomorrow because apart from trying to buy a junker car; I’m out of ideas and might actually need a lawyer.

I have a rash on my hands that never really goes away. But it gets worse when I’m under a lot of stress. Right now it feels like my fingers are on fire.

[emhm]

On top of everything else; my car was repossessed in the middle of the night and I feel like I’m going to lose my fucking mind.

[lemoncavitie]

please make another blogg to see if you can get help! i cant fork anything over right now (my house is getting condemned and im being forced out with little money) but maybe some others can help!

[emhm]

Just to clarify! The problem is not exactly that I need money! My partner does have some PTO. The bank may force us to transfer the loan to a different bank so they don't have to deal with us [apparently deadbeats!] anymore. The problem is that I'm fucked until MONDAY because everything is closed; so I have to just stew and spiral in not being able to make any headway on something that's huge issue AND pay extra to the impound lot because of when they chose to fuck us over. It ruins the little bit of time I should be able to actually relax and sleep after after being fucked with all week. I can't write if I'm so angry that I can't see straight and my head feels like I got hit with a hammer. I'm so fucking stressed out that I can't focus and it's MISERABLE. And I don't even get the small relief of nice people commenting because I can't do my usual updates for the weekend. And that make me feel useless and guilty for disappointing everyone too!!!

[emhm]

On top of everything else; my car was repossessed in the middle of the night and I feel like I’m going to lose my fucking mind.

[emhm]

Basically my partner started paying our car loan with money orders because it was taking almost two weeks for them to actually process a check payment. But she also didn't know to keep the stub of the money order in case it was lost. So almost $700 has just gone SOMEPLACE. The bank we had the loan with merged with another one and changed names so they should have been able to cash the money order even though it was to the old bank's name. And the address it was sent too never changed. They didn't have a current number for me, but they had my right email, my home address and Lie's email and phone number and we had NO WARNING WHATSOEVER that things had gone overdue and we have no way to prove that the money was sent. Now they're saying that they can't do anything for us until Monday when the office to discuss such things is open again. Which means that no matter what they decide; we have to pay for the towing fees and at least two days of our car being in their yard. Which is why they stole it on a Friday night I'm sure. So Lie can't get to her Saturday or Sunday work shifts and will probably have to call out Monday as well. This is on top of the absolute week from hell that I was already enduring. On Wed night I got pulled over by some asshole cop who was visibly disappointed that I was the one driving instead of Lie. He was all geared up to arrest her for driving with a suspended license. Something we also received NO NOTICE ABOUT. She got a ticket from one of those camera stoplights in a different town and it was never mailed to us. TWO YEARS AGO. Apparently it was sent to collections and she was suspended. She spent an entire day calling different county offices first trying to find why she was suspended and where and when the citation was issued. Then again to try and find out how much it was for, and then again to find out who she had to pay to get it removed. But she has to go to the damn barn every morning to help her teacher who is too old to muck horse stalls. So I had to get up at 6:30am to drive her there, try to get a nap in the car for about an hour and a half, drive home, pack my lunch, drive the two hours to work, eight hour shift, two hours drive home, get less then six hours of sleep, get up the next day and DO THE SAME SHIT AGAIN because the punishment for driving suspended is arrest, mandatory court appointment, minimum 10 days in jail and a fine of up to $5000. Plus it would be more severe because the cop had me on body cam that night saying I would tell her. Thus it would be premeditated law-breaking rather then her not knowing she was suspended. Then I had to pay the fine $217 and wait 24 hours to find out if she was free to drive again. Which worked out to 2pm on a Friday afternoon when the offices all close at 5pm. So I did all that crap, was up for an excess of 20 hours, lost my debit card to a malfunctioning gas pump and had to cancel it, slept for maybe six hours and then got woken up by Lie telling me she couldn't leave for work because sometime between 1:30 am and 4:30 am they fucking REPOSSESSED OUR CAR.

[emhm]

On top of everything else; my car was repossessed in the middle of the night and I feel like I’m going to lose my fucking mind.

[lemoncavitie]

please make another blogg to see if you can get help! i cant fork anything over right now (my house is getting condemned and im being forced out with little money) but maybe some others can help!

[emhm]

I don’t want to get into it in detail right now, but if you want proof that the universe hates me; as the culmination of three days of extreme stress, unexpected expenses, literal legal issues that were not my fault, arguing with my partner and barely any sleep -

a pump at an unmanned gas station trapped my debit card shortly before midnight, refused my payment and then stayed locked around it to the point that I had to cancel my card and leave it behind because of the two bags of rapidly melting frozen and cold food I’d just brought.

[lemoncavitie]

ah jeez doc, im hoping things start looking up for you!! that all really sucks! i hope the legal issues get settled asap, and things smooth over with your partner sooner rather than later, you take as much time to get back on your track as needed!

[emhm]

I am going to update EMHM tonight, but I might have to take one or both days of this weekend off.

I’m dealing with a serious irl issue that’s completely fucked my concentration and I don’t want to phone it in.

Sorry.

[crees-a]

I think that's not too bad for my first time

[emhm]

Hi, I had a super quick question: What paints did you use when you painted the Sun and Moon figures to be your characters? I can't draw to save my life, but I desperately want/need to make some sort of canon designs for the characters in my story and my oc's. That and I love the still-life pictures you've taken of them interacting. That looks so fun!

Also, I love your story!! I'm not caught up and I'm still pretty early in, but I love what I've read so far. I love how you've made the characters your own and how they're developing!

Sorry, I didn't get back to this sooner. The paints I used are a brand that Michael's [Arts and crafts] stores sell. The brand is called 'Basics' and they're not actually for model painting at all. I tried using enamel paints and the results were incredibly frustrating. The consistency of it was thin and watery, difficult to clean off my brushes and still sticky months later. I painted over it with the Basics. They're mid-grade acrylic paints for painting actual canvases and I have a lot of them because that's a thing I used to frequently do. [Now I really don't have much wall-space to display paintings or anyplace good to store them.] So the paint is a rubber coating over the plastic that would absolutely scratch off if they were handled roughly. But it looks nice for photos and it's fine as long as you're careful with them and don't leave them sitting in water. And thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it. <3