do no harm but take no shit

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[timbllr]

[cutethingsforcats]

[cutethingsforcats]

[cutethingsforcats]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[lemoncloud]

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

[miniwixoide]

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

me!

[officialunitedstates]

just because im a high powered business entity with international suppliers doesn’t mean you have to be intimidated by me

[swarnpert]

unsalted fries

[foolish-masterm1nd-deactivated2]

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[best-shower-thoughts]

Whoever put a “b” in subtlety is a genius, and whoever put an “s” in lisp is an asshole / cr

[naranjamechanica]

[deceptipup]

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you watch Saw backwards, it’s a truly amazing and touching movie about a man giving disabled people countless limbs