[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[lemonlimespinevt]

u wanted it now u got it! im playing disco elysium for the first time - thank you everyone who voted in the poll :) www.twitch.tv/lemonlimespine

[ciricearts]

jason and jeff the land shark from a twt prompt!!<3

[draconym]

The thing about parrots is that they will fuck with you for fun. On the outside a parrot is a small flying dinosaur with bolt cutters on its face. On the inside a parrot is a toddler with a GED who you might have unwisely trapped in your house. Humans are usually the most entertaining thing in a parrot's environment (aside from other parrots).

My parrot knows all the words for his favorite foods: peanut, berry, carrot, and noodle are the most frequently requested. I often demonstrate how good he is at naming foods when I have guests over by saying, "Ripley, what is this?" And Ripley, seeing a roasted, unsalted peanut in my hand, will answer, "a peanut." He does this for many foods, multiple times a day, knowing that if he answers correctly I'll give him several of whatever he can name.

I also offer my houseguests a chance to participate, holding a treat about a foot away from Ripley and asking him what it is. Ripley is always very gentle when treats are involved. But for the past few months, when someone he doesn't know attempts this trick with him, he deliberately gets the answer wrong.

"What is this?" my friend asks Ripley as she holds out a peanut. He confidently answers, "a berry." We laugh. "No, what is it!" she tries again. "A berry." She laughs.

I hand her dried cranberry. "What's this?" she asks, holding it up. Without hesitation Ripley answers "a peanut." She holds up the peanut again. "What is it!!" "A berry," he answers. Both my friend and my parrot laugh. Apparently this joke is worth more to my bird than getting the treat.

[cinnabarfangs]

i tried to look for a cool, deep quote about reflections and one's true self but it's 3am and i want to sleep.... uh. jinx. powder. whatever.

[lettuceism]

[midnottart]

Voltron Biker AU - back when I got inspired by a lot of biker thirst traps on Insta 🙈

Hi-res tablet wallpaper version on my Patreon for Polaris members: Link

[phorbolicious]

Beta kids'd your reaction images

[snickering-doodles]

[cringefail-clown]

seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild

[tiredsai]

Azarath Metrion Zinthos -

[entrailer]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[catboybrak]

Shit post for y'all <3

[frishbi]

my favorite german teleporter :D

[mavratt]

the x men brainrot is real and it got me

the silly boy!! Kurt!!!

ignore my handwriting lol

original that i'm referencing:

[iamsweetchaos]

do you think they know theyre voiced by the same man