Always A Slut For An Oreo

The bird background picture is this bird I found while walking my dog that let me get really close to it

[bisexualbellamys]

The willingness to bend down and meet her at eye level.

Just this whole scene alone was very sweet. I love her

[rosezii]

its been ages since ive watched a silly romcom kdrama with an unrealistic plot and slightly bizzare problem that serves as the main barrier to the leads being together like what do you mean the female lead wrangles herself a fake boyfriend to make her ex jealous only to have the fake boyfriend actually fall madly in love with her and she falls in love with him too only to have a family emergency and disapppear from his life cinderella style, only to finally meet him again as boss and employee except now she is pretending to be a married woman with a child and a DIFFERENT man pretending to be a her fake husband and shes still in love with the first guy and the first guy is still absolutely smitten with her but she cant even tell him that shes not actually married with children because if she does SHE WILL GET FIRED AND WILL LOSE HER HOUSE like what in the fanfic is this i love it its so messy its so stupid she could solve everything in her life if she just tells her rich ceo the truth but she will never because she has to protect her livelihood and its so understandable and its so stupid im obsessed with this show

[fishmechs]

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[transcyberism]

me and everyone else who never used TikTok watching all these teens radicalize each other across a language barrier and an entire ocean

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

[darinaethelaianprophet]

The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam

[kendoola]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[baohive]

whats his problem

[pencilcat]

[sarakipin]

Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result

[eriochromatic]

lazy mornings at the Last Drop ☕☀️

[hattersarts]

Your mother will have justice, I swear it.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[poreyneel]

I think I'm really REALLY unwell.... why did I decide to binge watch Arcane s2? I HAVE NO IDEA

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[hmyrine]

on everyone's soul this is what happened

[crowwkui]

I could only see a better me in your eyes

[winterswake]

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?