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naruto/anime side blog | main: @tegosaur

[bluntkunai]

Soft Sauce™

[fruitchakra]

anyone, at any moment during shippuden:

naruto:

[narutonic]

[bizarreballad]

Missing Hidan hours

[tomatoboi]

You know what hurts so much about this scene is the the fucking pain on his face!

He literally doesn’t believe he deserves that space next to Naruto!

MY BABY DOESNT DESERVE TO SHOW THIS EXPRESSION. NEVER.

FUCK KONOHA FOR DOING ALL THEIR DIRTY SHIT

Sauce deserved so much more than he got and Naru gave him the most he could! (Then they both got fucked over in Boruto but that’s another story...)

I’ll stand an fight anyone who wanna tear this boy down

凸( ` ﾛ ´ )凸

[requirings]

lee kissing gaara goodbye, gaara kissing lee goodbye

gaara and lee think they don’t know how to be a good partner so they just go with whatever they come across in novels. which means they’re both corny romantics.

[yamacoya]

[swooswoorocklee]

YOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY TEAM THO

[frogmp3]

what the fuck you guys are out here writing essays about naruto on tumblr… like paragraphs on paragraphs… well here’s some academic tea for you all… sakura lesbian

[frogmp3]

for real though? having an exclusive “crush” on your only emotionally and at times physically unavailable male peer? that’s a move which convinces others and your own self that you are attracted to men but allows you to deny all romantic advances from other men. in addition to that, your likelihood of being with said unavailable man is extremely low (and is probably what “attracts” you to him), and even if you end up together, your relationship will be shallow because he is rarely physically or emotionally present (this is also “attractive” to you.) *sigh* well fuck in this essay i will

[ramiel-enthusiast]

at first i really didnt give a shit about boruto recycling sns for romance scenes but this shit isnt even funny anymore

[itamas]

me @ my future wife: wow babe! i love you even more than naruto!!

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

unrealistic i could never lie to my wife like that

[stinkbrat]

sasuke could

[equikage]

natural selection has failed the ninja world

[equikage]

do you think naruto has to count tails every time he retreats into his subconscious to ensure that yes, he is speaking to the ninetails, and that a squid hasn’t somehow snuck in there

[akaashikeji-archive]

[p0stscrpt]

commissions for @serapheus :]

[yuus]

a (soft) confession

[taquito]

just imagine ur dad almost 40 with this stupid ass haircut

[alexmchiu]

drawings of team gai that I doodle in the margins before/after work occasionally. last one is based off of the lovely @mmediocreman‘s fashion drawings of them :)