this is a masashi kishimoto hate blog

Lee || they/them || Naruto sideblog || side character enjoyer and rarepair enthusiast || vocal advocate for women's wrongs || writes fanfics, unfortunately || next person who blames sakura or hinata for sns not being canon is getting sent to a seminar on misogyny in fandom

[isthisfandomannoying]

Do you find the Naruto fandom annoying?

it IS annoying

it is NOT annoying

it IS annoying + I am in the fandom

it is NOT annoying + I am in the fandom

never seen this fandom on tumblr

Voting ended onFeb 5

[toesucker416]

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[animenotaizai-art]

It's a normal thing in Konoha

[bitchnojutsu]

a guy on tiktok said that if any given anime mc met their male fanbase, 90% of the fanbase would get obliterated on sight, and honestly yeah. imagine someone looking naruto uzumaki in the eyes and saying with their full chest that sakura is useless.

[garak]

if i had made this video it would be like 17 hours long

[garak]

these people are just talking about the magic system but if we really want to get into it heres some of the things naruto contradicts itself on

how chakra works

how jutsus work (both generally and specifically)

when jutsus were invented, who knows about them, and whether theyre considered forbidden or are clan secrets

timeline and character ages especially concerning the founders era

character motivations goals intents etc. as well as general characterization

how the political structure of the village works

the politics and message of the show itself

the relationships between characters (notably naruto and sasuke)

the standing of certain clans within the village

how rare kekkei genkai are

what a kekkei genkai is and how its passed down

how sage mode works

how summons work

how the akatsuki works as an organization slash ruling power

the purpose of being a shinobi, how they make money, and what rules they have to abide by

what power the daimyo has (if any) over shinobi society

what happens when you die

and this list doesnt even include the things that were just fully retconned in shippuden or boruto lol

[anjaliprimaveral]

A kiss on the cheek - Shikanaru

I HAVE FINALLY FINISH THIS GRAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THIS UEUEUEUE

It took a lot bc of school and other stuff buuuuut hey here it is. Its kinda funny how I got this idea for the comic, when I did the sketch for the 'first part' and then I wanted to do more, I was thinking to do it in a sketch way and not a comic JSJSJSJ I did also noticed an error but that was near finish this so... I dedided to be a happy fella. The next time I would be more careful

With this comic I tried to experiment a bit, I learned a lot!!

Also, @aloispara helped with some dialogues!! Thank you so much for your time!! :D

And I was thinking to do more comics, perhaps, contuining this story! in a way JSJSS

Anyway, thanks for your patience!!

'The first part'

extra: just the sketch of the pages

[every-sakura]

[kibounokuro]

The wonderful thing about being in the Naruto fandom is that everyone returns to their Naruto phase over and over and over again. It is the rock we must constantly roll up the hill. We will always be back on our bullshit at some point.

[lacyramen]

[bl00dalchemist]

could estrogen have saved itachi uchiha

No, bitch. That girl was GONE gone.

[lipt-97]

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

I’m not “into naruto” it’s holding my fucking brain captive please help me

[cloudabserk]

the sexism in naruto is actually so crazy and all encompassing. every female character is defined by her relationship to men. the majority are boy-crazy. and it’s constantly remarked upon how weak they are when compared to their male teammates.

not only that but the main male characters actively dislike the women they’ve been paired off with. shikamaru is into temari but his infinite dream is not having to marry her. sai ends up with ino despite finding her ugly. naruto thinks hinata is weird and boring. sasuke’s dislike of sakura is infamous.

adult men’s interest in women is seen as comical and alien. (reactions to the sexy jutsu, jiraiya harassing women). almost all of the adult men are perpetual bachelors or sex perverts (and those who aren’t are stand ins for “mom and dad”).

when boys actually do like girls, it’s to show goofy immaturity and innocence (naruto’s crush on sakura that he grows out of as he reaches maturity, lee’s crush which is dropped entirely, obitos crush on rin which lasts into adulthood just to show he isn’t entirely separate from the boy he once was)

the whole ninja society likes to imagine it is a mostly gender blind world where women can thrive but this is SO obviously untrue. women are almost always healers and support. women make up less than 1/3 of the ninjas even at genin level. girls are almost all desperate to become wives and earn the attention of boys who don’t even like them!

mikoto uchiha was a jonin and presumably directly descended from the uchiha line (based on characters commenting that she/sasuke look just like izuna uchiha), but we only ever see her retired and raising her sons while her husband gets to be clan leader. (why?? if he married into the main family and she is an extremely capable ninja??)

similarly kushina uzumaki is borderline royalty and a jinchuriki, but her husband is hokage. once again the mother carries on the burden of power (for her sons to inherit) but the father has the title and status.

even the backstory of ninja enforces this. kaguya literally ate the forbidden fruit, giving the gift of chakra to all of humanity but also dooming them to fight for eternity. literally womens original sin …

anyway it’s not that all this sexist shit is in the story. it’s that kishimoto seemingly has no idea it’s there and believes the women he writes have epic girl power. how do you even do this by accident. why does every boy hate their wife. why did kaguya commit the original sin ! the girl characters want so badly to be with a boy but they don’t even care that the boy doesn’t like them back!! sakura and hinata are in loveless marriages of obligation and THEY DONT EVEN CARE??? they’re into it??? does kishimoto think men are universally forced to marry women they don’t like? does he blame women for this?WHY IS THE ORIGINAL SIN DRIVING THE BUS ALL THE SUDDEN?

[valtsv]

"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking

[valtsv]

came back imprisoned by obligation to bear responsibility for the love and grief that others feel for you. came back painfully aware of the horror of existence. came back to a life you cannot bear to live anymore, to a body you cannot bear to call yours.

[demilypyro]

[radioactive-yuri]

naruto isn't about who's morally right or wrong, it's about who's your favourite child soldier perpetuating the cycle of violence

[furuba]