Lemony Snicket Quotes

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[dingdongyouarewrong]

umm you should probably delete that post you reblogged :/ op is clearly count olaf

[starmoury]

uh op isn’t count olaf their bio clearly says their name is falo tnuoc 🙄 and their about says they have a rare mental condition where they’re afraid to show their ankles and the top third of their face. please be respectful.

[coryo-snows]

[alfuncoots]

[ewaneneollav]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[athenavine]

Said the Baudelaire children.

[transvioletbaudelaire]

When lemony snicket said “i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. i will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. i will love you as we grow older, which has just happened, and has happened again, and happened several days ago, continuously, and then several years before that, and will continue to happen as the spinning hands of every clock and the flipping pages of every calendar mark the passage of time. i will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and the long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively. i will love you if you don’t marry me. i will love you if you marry someone else, and i will love you if you have a child, and i will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and i will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights i prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios i have mentioned. that, beatrice, is how i will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way”

[rhaella]

lemony snicket was really out there teaching us as elementary schoolers about grey morality, about how neither good nor bad people always get what they deserve, how being clever and kind doesn’t always guarantee you will triumph (although it’s certainly better than the alternative), how ignorant/complacent/dismissive though well-meaning adults can have just as harmful an impact on children as those with ill intentions, and how not every story has a happy and complete ending

[poorpoorpitifulme]

Also the meaning of, like, a whole bunch of words

[shiinsei]

i hope no one has done this already

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Based on my favorite post on this goddamned site

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

i have no idea how it took me this long to see this post but i LOVE IT

[peterpansflights-deactivated202]

[cauldronofeverything]

If anyone hasn’t read A Series of Unfortunate Events yet, I recommend that you should try it now, as it’s free :) 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frderickchilton-deactivated2014]

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message formed out of the missing letters. 

[youngstero]

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

[douja-deactivated20150728]

Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

[gingerhaze]

[lemonysnicketquotes]

The Baudelaire orphans went to the bedroom and glumly packed their few belongings. Klaus looked distastefully at each ugly shirt that Mrs. Poe had bought for him as he folded them and put them into a small suitcase. Violet looked around the cramped, smelly room in which they had been living. And Sunny crawled around solemnly biting each of Edgar and Albert's shoes, leaving small teeth marks in each one so she would not be forgotten.

Lemony Snicket

[lemonysnicketquotes]

Violet Baudelaire, the eldest, liked to skip rocks. Like most fourteen-year-olds, she was right handed, so the rocks skipped farther across the murky water when Violet used her right hand rather than when she used her left.

Lemony Snicket

[lemonysnicketquotes]

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children, and they were charming, and resourceful, and had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky, and most everything that happened to them was rife with misfortune, misery, and despair.

Lemony Snicket

[lemonysnicketquotes]

To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead.

Lemony Snicket