Katya Kiryu

Home of an aspiring writer will take submissions for FFXV, FFX, STWOR, WATCH DOGS

[per-astraea]

GUYS RASS’S VA LIKED AND COMMENTED ON MY POST ABOUT 7.9 HELPPPPP

[selenescantinaofficial]

EXCUSE ME SIR I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO SHOW UP ON A POST MENTIONING YOUR CHARACTER’S BOOTY!

[ahyperactivehero]

sometimes there are lines in the dungeon crawler carl book series that hit me like, “how can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?” from a person who’s been transformed both physically and mentally by the dungeon or “sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it,” from a character who recognizes he was a shitty father to his fucking kid who died and it lands like a sucker punch

and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol

[pangur-and-grim]

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

[evilwizard]

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

[ofdarklands]

him doing a fakeout death and throwing everyone out of the instance is the funniest shit

kefka voice: you did it wrong! have this pretty fake treasure chest and get out

[dajo42]

>looking around a market

>ask a vendor if their crafts are real or slop

>she doesnt understand

>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is real and what is slop

>she laughs and says “its good crafts maam"

>look at the stall

>its random 3D printed dragons and AI generated pictures of pokemon

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me on the first Jurassic Park test ride: mm. note to self: very first exhibit, they said the dilophosaurus was poisonous, then immediately referenced its venom. thats a real oversight, i hope they fix it. well at least it probably can’t get worse than this

[spookberry]

I think so often about this guy on tiktok who was yappin about how unrealistic face scars are in fiction, cuz theyre always still super visible or prominent when in reality they fade really fast and easily(in his opinion) and he was like "as evidence, i just cut my face pretty bad by accident today and in like a week or two itll be completely gone" and its been like 4 years i think and i still see his videos on occasion and well, the scar is still visible actually.

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[toastyglow]

can't stop thinking about that meme making fun of people who tell u to take a break when ur getting frustrated with a game. I saw some silksong streamer on youtube reference it being like "taking a break isn't gonna make the game design any better!!! it isn't gonna make the benches any closer together!!!!" and like....yeah dude! you're so close to getting it right now! you would like to be less frustrated, but there's nothing you can do about the game. what do you have control over? yourself. and how can you use that control to decrease your frustration.....???? come on you're ALMOST there

[what-even-is-thiss]

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

[jessaerys]

scream

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[morgana-the-perpetual]

[not-this-crude-matter]

One day Palpatine was like, "New guy just dropped: Vader. You don't get to read his CV but he's allowed to kill anyone he wants. He's guy #2 in a religion that's just us. He gets to order the navy around."

It's like if the Archbishop of Canterbury had diplomatic immunity and an aircraft carrier.

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here