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@lenavanity
Well, you’ve made your point. And it was a pretty good kiss.
I'm glad to hear that. Only pretty good though? I'm sure we can do better than that. [She took a step closer to and placed her arm's gently around his neck before leaning in to kiss Ben again]
[Stand in stunned silence before pulling his head away, dumbfounded.] What- What was that?
[She took a step back, smiling at Ben's reaction] That was a kiss Ben. A great kiss. And also me proving a point.
I’m a silly boy and you’re a bratty girl. And yeah, I think smiles make anyone beautiful. But Emma is beautiful whether she smiles or not.
Oh just shut your mouth Mckinnon. I'm ten times the girl Emma is. And I'll prove it.
vanity-isasin replied to your post “who was the last person you shagged”
Yeah, a lovely Pureblood lady with a spiderwebby cunt.
Excuse me?! You are literally the most grotesque person I know. Please never talk to me again.
who was the last person you shagged
I really don’t think that’s any of your business. But I’m not my sister. I’m a lovely Pureblood lady. So there’s your answer.
I don’t believe you.
I don't care if you believe me. It's still true. Besides. You're just a silly boy. You probably think anyone who smiles at you is beautiful.
I do know your sister. We’re really good friends. ——— Well then you must be blind, because Emma is beautiful. The most beautiful in the whole school.
Emma isn't even the most beautiful girl in our family.
That’s a little harsh. Emma isn’t a disgrace. She’s amazing. And really pretty, and she’s good at Quidditch too.
Don't pretend like you know my sister. And she's not pretty. She's a troll.
Woah there, I was just joking. I’m not trying to get into a debate over who’s the better Vanity. I don’t think that would end well for anyone.
I don't think there's any debate actually. I win. Hands down. And everyone knows it. My sister is a disgrace.
Probably. Aren’t you the meaner Vanity?
Excuse me? I am not the meaner Vanity. I'm the better Vanity.
Are you sarcastically making fun of my dancing or were you being serious?
Would I ever sarcastically make fun of your dancing?
My friends say I’m actin’ wild as a bug. I’m in love, I’m all shook —— [He stops playing.] Wait a second? Almost impressed? Why aren’t you all the way impressed? This is some quality entertainment.
Okay fine. You've definitely impressed me. All the way impressed me. The dancing in particular was great.
I’d offer help with warming up, but I guess you’d be too young. And you are Em’s sister. If you happen to see her, though, please tell her I need a word.
Well... Thanks I suppose. But don't worry. I definitely don't need any warming up from you.
Sure. I might tell her. But I'm not planning on seeing her any time soon, so you might be better off just looking for her.
Only once or twice.
[He resumes his Elvis impersination, and puts great emphasis on flipping his hair.] Well I bless my soul what’s wrong with me? I’m itching like a man on a fuzzy tree. [Along with his goofy singing, he also adds in some ridiculous dance moves.]
I knew it!
[She starts to bob her head along to Ben’s singing]
Not bad McKinnon. I’m almost impressed.
Oh, sure. Some cold arse freezing air. Have you seen your sister, little Vanity?
Well luckily I’m wrapped up warmly. And even more lucky for me, no I haven’t. She’s been very quiet lately.
Alright, it’s just quidditch practice. I don’t really need an audience.
Don't worry, I didn't come all the way down here to watch you. I just wanted some fresh air.
It still doesn’t make it any less rude.
[He continues with the Elvis impression.] Would you rather hear All Shook Up or Hound Dog? [He grins, stopping with his Elvis impression for a moment.] Those are the only two I know.
As if you wouldn't do the same thing.
Let's go with All Shook Up. I think I like that one.
