MY NEIL AND VYVYAN HEADCANONS (some are ship ones and some I just like bc why not)
* They definitely just comfort eachother bc they both have pretty shit lives in my opinion, especially Neil but I just know Vyvyan has lore.
* They do gardening together, Vyv looks after his begonias and Neil does everything else.
* Neil got Vyvyan a pack of glow in the dark stars (yk like the ones you stick on the ceiling) and he put them on his forehead so he glowed when it got dark.
* SPG and Wayne have bonded over rather interesting conversations while Neil and Vyv hung out together in each other’s bedrooms (yes Wayne can talk, he’s a plant)
* Neil ended up getting a job as a florist and he always keeps Wayne and a pot of begonias on his desk to remind him of Vyvyan (they’re so married in the future, I know Neil wore some sort of hippy wedding dress and Vyvyan studded up his tuxedo).
* Vyv was the first person to listen to Neil’s heavy concept album and loved Lentil Nightmare the best (well it was the only decent one to him apart from Hurdy Gurdy man so he pretended to be excited about it to make his boyfriend happy)
* Vyv unironically listens to Bad News.
* Neil and Den Dennis are cousins (they both like music so it makes sense and are both Nigel planer characters so it works)
* In their future home, they intertwined Vyv’s lock and chain with Neil’s Ankh necklace and put it up on the wall.
* Vyv calls Neil “petal” bc he saw Eddie call Richie “petal” (omg Richie x Eddie)
* For my “Vyv is a trans guy” headcanons, I like to think that Neil name’s him herbal tea when he’s on his period. Also Vyv isn’t one to get dysphoric about it, he finds it interesting and cool in medical terms (he still thinks it’s a pain in the ass tho, as it is), also Vyv definitely had his medical student friends do his top surgery.
* They do not know how to flirt with eachother for the life of them. Vyv says the most random and or inappropriate bollocks you’ve ever heard and Neil just gets really shy and doesn’t know what to say (bless him)
So I believe Eddie is Vyv’s uncle and is his mother’s brother and when he found out that Neil and Vyv were in love, this was their conversation (also Vyvyan’s mother is a bitch)
Vyv’s mum: oh god, they’re dating…
Vyv’s: Indeed, Vyv shouldn’t be dating a boy.
Eddie: What? No not that.
Eddie: He’s dating a hippy…
We love supportive Uncle Eddie 🔥🗣️‼️
So this was mainly derived from a fanfic idea but I can imagine that when they both started to have feelings for eachother, they’d send eachother notes and post them under their doors. So Neil would always write Vyv’s name with i’s instead of y’s (so it would be Vivian instead of Vyvyan). Vyv noticed this but didn’t want to say anything because Neil would always dot his i’s with little flowers and he didn’t want him to stop adding the flowers to his name.
* They were both the types of kids to eat dirt.
I can’t think of anymore for now but I still love them with all my heart and cherish this ship with my life :3
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