#lgbtq headcanons

[what-flavor-of-queer]

JJJ is straight but he’s not homophobic, if you came out to him he’d just tell you to get back to work

[thepoetandtheproblem]

ur camera roll if u were dating maya hawke 🌈

~i can also do one just for robin if u like, just lmk!~

[fleeglefazbeagle]

Ok, so, there's this post from Eva's Twitter and...

On one hand, it's a funny blooper but on the other hand, it's really fruity without the context of it being a blooper.

I had to draw this in response:

You can't outrun your fruitiness forever, Lorenzo... it's ok if you're fruity and if anyone gets mad at you for that, I give you FULL permission to punt them.

(Pumpkin Rabbit x Mortality real?!/j)

[pineconekitty]

Hello! Can you make a (basic one I guess? Whatever) bisexual Leafpool and lesbian mothwing. It's iconic for me

YAYAYAY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS REQUEST :DD Here they are, the icons themselves <3

[asexual-cat-furry]

Happy pride 40k fandom there is nothing in this world more fun than making chuds lose their minds by making all your primarchs woke so it's headcanon time. Gay people can be war criminals too

Lion El'jonson - cis male, he/him. Probably never even thought about gender - gay. Gay gay. Gaygaygaygay gayyyyy and Luther is his boyfriend nextttt

II - eaten by the void

Fulgrim - gnc male, he/they. Loves being androgynous. Masc but like in the peacock way - pan, obv

Perturabo - I can't explain it but he's giving armoured closet nb. Uses he/him but i bet if you gave him smth femme he'd be secretly happy deep down (but still use you as ammo for a trebuchet) - libidoist ace, likes women. But as in he romantically loved one (1) woman ever and then never again

Jaghatai Khan - cis male, he/him - omnisexual polyam. Free love king. Has 5 partners at any given time and he lets them pass him around like a blunt

Leman Russ - cis male but in a distinctly xenogender-tinted canine way, he/him - pan. He doesn't care as long as you can beat him in hand-to-hand combat

Rogal Dorn - closeted agender and i am not getting off this hill - bi. Just wants to be stepped on is that too much to ask

Konrad Curze - idk where the "Konrad Curze is a transfem egg" thing started but I love it, yes - unlabeled, probably for the best. Doesn't stop people from simping

Sanguinius - androgyne, built to have four thousand neopronoun sets. Also intersex - m-spec

Ferrus Manus - trans male, he/him. The worm stole his arms and his boobs /j - bi(?) (im not sure)

XI - exploded

Angron - AMAB gendervoid, doesn't care as long as it's not it/its. Gnc as fuck but doesn't care he just wants to wear whatever the fuck he wants - unlabeled. Definitely likes women (Lotara Sarrin 🥰🥰🥰) but also doesn't care enough to look for labels

Roboute Guilliman - closeted trans woman (i feel this deep in my soul), uses he/him but wants to be called "queen" unironically so bad - HES ROMAN. IF HE WASN'T BISEXUAL HE'D BE DISGRACING HIS ANCESTORS

Mortarion - AMAB intersex (chimaera), cis male, he/him - heteroflexible. Had one (1) gay thought (about Jaghatai) and proceeded to hide in a hole in a peat bog for 4 days straight in panic

Magnus the Red - idk what he is but "cisgender" and "binary" ain’t it. He/they/any - pan. Tries to be distingished but literally such a disaster

Horus Lupercal - cis male, he/him - bi. He has caused many, many, many awakenings. Knows it and weaponsises it. Fucked half the Custodes by the time all the primarchs were found

Lorgar Aurelian - cis male, he/him... would probably be a little problematic/confused about transgenderism im sorry - grayromantic ace. Genuinely wants to marry one day (mostly for religious reasons) when he finds the right person that he genuinely likes, but that day it not today

Vulcan - cis male, he/him - pansexual of the "I love everybody :D" variety

Corvus Corax - closeted genderfluid, he/any - tentatively pan but also he does not fuck im sorry

Alpharius & Omegon - cis. Trans. Gay. Straight. Bi. Ace. Whatever. I am Alpharius. You are getting them both btw they're a 2-in-1 deal

BONUS: The Emperor - genderfluid, He/varying - pan. Canonically Alexander the Great. He and Malcador are old and dating. I support gay rights and gay wrongs

[anongoaty]

Ribbit headcanons: they listen to digital hardcore music (stomach book, femtanyl, fem&m, etc.), she has AuDHD and she's pansexual (poly w/ jax & kaufmo), she loves making dirty jokes when caine's not around

Edit: they broke up with jax (in a situationship w/ kaufmo) to be with ragatha & pomni (pretend none of them abstracted ok)

[dailyfunnyfrog]

Day 192: Happy pride month!!

Original colored pomni under the cut !!

[cabingold]

i have heard a lot of propositions on why percy and annabeth's relationship could be very readable as bi 4 bi or pan 4 pan, including but not limited to "Percy is way more descriptive of beckendorf/luke/ethan etc than he should be" "Annabeth falls for piper's charmspeak too easily" etc. etc. but possibly the most compelling one (and also the funniest) is

they're literally endgame. we know this. percy and annabeth are just one of those couples that is Forever and therefore. if one of them ever came out as trans the other would still love them to the ends of Gaea's fucking green Earth, if you argue with me you die