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#( &. | lennonisms;#( &. | ft. rory;

text message - kayden

kayden: AMPUTATE

kayden: what the FUCK

lennon: i dunno man it could get infected or something

lennon: so yeah maybe go to the doctor's

lennon: need me to take you? my shift starts soon but i can definitely drop you off.

#( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. kayden;

( &. | rory.

“Oh yeah, the date! It’s going to be amazing, I promise. Nice picnic, candles, some nice wine or something, just the two of us. I‘ll make sure it’s perfect. As perfect as I can get. But uh, well. Is no panties an option? Because I like that one a lot.”

“ you always do like to go all out don’t you, rory? you’re such a nerd and i have no idea what i’m going to do with you aside from maybe thinking about going on that date you have planned. no panties is always an option. in fact, it’s the option i chose this morning. “

#LET'S GET MARRIED AND LIVE IN A CUTE CONDO WITH A KIDDO AND LOTS OF CATS #also look she's kinda being hearteyes but doesn't know how #she loves him sm but won't ever admit it #( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. rory;

( &. | karolina.

“i’m honored to have you at my every command, len. absolutely stunning always, even when you first wake up. and not many people look hot after eight hours of slumber. i can only imagine the places your mind can wonder, especially if it’s concerning me and i’m down on all four. if you slip up i hope you know you’re going to have to be reprimanded. you dare me? it’s definitely fuckin’ happening now, babe.”

“ of course i look good, it’s me. i live off my looks...and my great humility. i’m a very creative person, kar, and although i know you are as well, would it be better if i just showed you my ideas? well, when, you phrase the consequences like that then perhaps i will have to slip up just a little bit. glad to see you’re up to the challenge, though i expect nothing less. ”

#h o n e s t l y tho hottest pair award goes to them #( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. karolina;

( &. | karolina.

“wow, that didn’t take as much convincing as i thought it would. flaunt those dresses, please. you’re going to looking fucking smoking’. i’m going to beg you to behave until we’re behind closed doors. i’ll even actually beg if you’re into that. then, we can get as savage as you want, babe. i know for a fact that i can satisfy you in every meaning of the word.”

“ your wish is my command, babe, you know that. don’t i always look hot, though? so what’d be new? although i would love to see you beg, there are so many other things that i’d rather see when you’re on your hands and knees. i’m really quite bad at being good, but i guess i can try for you. hmm? satisfy me in every sense of the word? i dare you to try. ”

#damn this is escalating quickly #( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. karolina;

( &. | karolina.

“so, here’s the deal: i’m going to a gala this weekend and it’s a fucking big deal. that means i need a date who looks absolutely ace. also wouldn’t hurt if you’d be down to make the most out of the hotel room that they are supplying me, since y’know, drunk driving is frowned upon. what do you say?”

“ look, kar, i’m more than happy to go to a gala with because lord knows i have a few dresses i need to make use of. will there be plenty of rich stuck up people i can hit on? or do i have to be a good girl until we get back to the hotel room? though good lord knows i only need you to be satisfied. ”

#and this is is #this is basically lennon #making everything abt sex #( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. karolina

( &. | rory.

“Okay.. wait, I swear there was a point to what I was saying. Uh, I — what were we talking about again?”

“ well, you were telling me all the cheesy shit you had planned for our date saturday but all i was thinking about is how we’re going to fuck afterwards and what underwear i should wear. any suggestions? ”

#ERRRIIIII MY ONE TRUE LOVE #here watch lennon make everything abt sex #per usual #( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. rory;

( &. | oliver.

“If you let me make out with you then you are guaranteed to be the luckiest person in the world. Seriously, who wouldn’t want to get all up on this?”

“ i mean sure, why not. but, i don’t quite think it’ll make me the luckiest person in the world. ”

#she's a v sexual person who doesn't understand jokes like this so #but hello im red we should plot!#( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. oliver;

( &. | layton.

For the last time, yes I work as a fitness trainer. No, that doesn’t mean i believe I’m better than anyone for that reason. Fact of the matter is I’m only better than you because you believe I am, not because It’s actually reality.

“ i have no idea what you’re talking about, my friend, i have really nice tits and that means i know for a fact that i am just as good as you, if not better. you can get a lot with really nice tits so i have no qualms about my position relative to you. ”

#here have a general lennon reply that can be taken a bunch of ways while we plan them out #( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. layton;

text message - kayden

kayden: okay so i was at soccer practice right

kayden: and i highkey twisted my ankle fml

lennon: go hard or go home right?

lennon: in the future i suggest you not do that

lennon: but you should probs go to some kinda hospital so they dont have to amputate anything

lennon: or not im not a doctor nor am i particularly good at caring for people

#hI IM RED IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU WE SHOULD PLOT #( &. | text;#( &. | ft. kayden;

( &. | cai.

“Is this not a dab?”

“ i mean, you’re trying, so i can’t really fault you for that. we can’t all be ‘hip and in the know’ with the cool kids these days. fuck, by next week they’re be some other dance craze that no one knows how to properly do. ”

#fuck he's so cute i just #but heLLO IM RED #we should plot #( &. | convo;#( &. | ft. cai;