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@cyb3rbvlly

Customer service hours in hell are

One sec

Lemme check

Never

My b looks like this gift is nonrefundable

#final sale as is #cyb3rbvlly

I may not be fat and jolly but im here with present

#its me #im the present

trainstoppin replied: no i guess you're not the average dave. you're above average in age, i think?

John

did i wrong you in some way

???

#trainstoppin #how old do you think i am #how old are you #???

@cowvboyenema, @absylphe, @vulcaniq, @viralvideo1111 started following you

welcome to the party

#cowboyenema #absylphe #vulcaniq #viralvideo1111 #see john im already increasing the booty average just by bein here #look at all these folks bringing plush rump to the party

medievaltemptress

#bops

gunplaying

I see you lurking buddy

Just because im finding myself short of a few words doesnt mean i cant throw a little appreciation and acknowledgement into the fray! Specifically towards the rarer faces such as yourself.

Salutations! I feel as though seasons have passed since you last skitted across the publics dashboard. Howve you been?

lenskind

Yeah has been a month or two since i all and popped my head in here to check on yall

been uh busy ig anyway what ive been up to is some high level baller shit so naturally im on top of the world the usual iykyk but hbu man how you been where you been etc ???

#gunplaying

trainstoppin replied: sorry i just assume all daves have pointy butts! plus hannah from hr isn't around which means i can cyber bully with no repercussions.

Ok john john ok the average dave may have a pointy butt ill level with you tho man i am no average dave

i can respect you seizing this moment to wage war on my reputation ngl

#by reputation i mean #well im sure you get the idea #trainstoppin

@cyb3rbvlly replied: TH1S 1MPL13S YOU 4R3 1N 4NY POS1T1ON TO SOLV3 1T YOURS3LF >:]

Maybe i am i could be the one who restores booty to the kingdom

#his sovereign asscheeks #has a ring to it ngl #cyb3rbvlly #((hello! :) ))

@trainstoppin

john this wounds me

#this is libel #trainstoppin #((waves hello!))

viralvideo1111:

ummmm……. i don’t know what an elevator pitch is but i was just describing what everyone on my dash was talking about at the time. which just happened to be cannibalism and edm.

i guess an edm zombie flick could exist though??

an elevator pitch is a thing desperate and aspiring writers give to seasoned producers or other writers usually while praying to whatever gods they believe in that they dont get thrown out the window of a 10 story building afterwards conceptually you get an elevator rides worth of time to shit out your idea and plate it so well even gordon ramsay would say wow thats a beautiful polished turd thanks mate or whatever english people say

edm zombie flick does remind me of shit whats that show called some netflix show about rampant drugs making zombies ???? alternatively hear me out edm zombie would be a p good club mascot

#also the people you follow sound like they know where to party #ic

wait a sec i lost a month in there ig it was more like almost five months ago

anyway w/e

#where the booty at

three months ago i was informed there was a national booty shortage on this website which is frankly unacceptable lbr anyway heather from hr is on vacation this week so i came back to see if that was a problem yall were still workin on a resolution for or

#ya boi is back #hmu

transcarcinization

yo for the record if you put something in my inbox and i never respond it’s not that i didn’t like it or read it it’s that i very very often see messages and go ‘oh i should respond to that’ and then i fucking forget until it’s like. been enough time to be weird

#this is a psa