tackiest human alive

rachel

[cassiebnuy]

i hate holiday music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

[cassiebnuy]

its that time again

[jortsfan]

Me every week:

[jortsfan]

this is still me btw in case ur wondering

[jortsfan]

thinking about how during peak tumblr days I used to use this blog to vent about my abusive father and one time somebody replied to a post and said their dad was dead and that what I was complaining about was trivial and one day, I would miss those times.

Guess what loser, my dad’s been dead for 4 years and while grief is a complex process, I’m mostly glad I don’t have to deal with his bullshit anymore!! I don’t miss those times at all!!! Also I have C-PTSD from years of enduring his abuse so 🤙!!!!!

[jortsfan]

anyway I live in the house I grew up in, where my dad died, and I’m 1000% certain his spirit is tied to the property. He gets to hear me talk shit about him from time to time and I love that for me!

[jortsfan]

thinking about how during peak tumblr days I used to use this blog to vent about my abusive father and one time somebody replied to a post and said their dad was dead and that what I was complaining about was trivial and one day, I would miss those times.

Guess what loser, my dad’s been dead for 4 years and while grief is a complex process, I’m mostly glad I don’t have to deal with his bullshit anymore!! I don’t miss those times at all!!! Also I have C-PTSD from years of enduring his abuse so 🤙!!!!!

[jortsfan]

Zohran smoke a blunt with me

[jortsfan]

I think zohran is my new hyper fixation and I’m scared. How cringe am I gonna get when this man’s lil cheek dimple already got me cheesin

[killxbunnyyy]

i am a lover first and absolutely insane second

[jortsfan]

Sorry everyone I’m thinking about Cole Sprouse in Lisa Frankenstein again

[penandinkprincess]

bed: warm, cozy, comfy, soft

outside of bed: cruel, malicious, where work lives

[jortsfan]

My boss is trying to micro manage me from his hospital bed after I found him unresponsive in his office yesterday. Like bro did god not just give you a sign to CHILL OUT and you’re just gonna ignore it so we can fight about an email

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been saying “do it scared” but now i gotta actually do it

[rhinco]

unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

[genderconcealparty]

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

[jortsfan]

I love all this talk about “build community” and “my neighbor is not my enemy” and I wholeheartedly agree but ALSO my next door neighbors are actually so creepy and weird and I do NOT want to build community with them specifically

[jortsfan]

A level of petty I never knew was in my soul has been achieved by blocking my boyfriend’s baby mom in every way possible and taking delight in blocking her in new ways once she found my alt accounts lmao

[jortsfan]

Not to be dramatic but shit is so dystopian right now. Almost everyone I know is working a job at a company that doesn’t give two shits about them, but parades around like it does! But all the jobs are bad right now. Every single one. They all expect you to go above and beyond all day every day for no benefit to the employee, only at the cost of their mental and physical health. And it’s not like these jobs are easy to find! So you’re just stuck at this place that’s draining your soul away, meanwhile it’s a struggle to put a roof over your head and food on your table, health insurance is just a legal scam. It doesn’t matter if you’re making the best money of your life because wages can’t keep up with the cost of living period. Everyone is so fucking miserable. And that’s not to say there aren’t good things in all of this shit. But the mountain of shit is so hard to look past. I’m so fucking tired.

[sh4rkguts]