Phantom of the Opera, renamed
Prologue: exposition by monkey
Overture: He’s Still That Bitch™ Even Dead
Think of Me: Childhood Friends/Your Fave Could Never
Angel of Music: too spooky for Meg
Little Lotte: I AM THE LITTLE BOY WHO RAN INTO THE SEA TO FETCH YOUR RED SCARF
The Mirror: who’s this bitch? gdi Christine
Phantom of the Opera: aaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA (nut)
Music of the Night: in which Erik seduces her all the wrong ways
Stranger Than You Dreamt It: Dammit Christine, This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things
Magical Lasso: The only proof that ALW even skimmed the book
Notes: GIVE! ME! YOUR FUCKING! MONEY! - og
Prima Donna: in which the managers are desperate despite everything they just read
Il Muto: quack ft. murderous rage
Why Have You Brought Me Here?: In which Raoul ignores everything Christine is saying
Raoul, I’ve Been There: Certified Dumbass Is Still Not Listening
All I Ask of You: Certified Dumbass Offers Protection
All I Ask of You Reprise: Christine doesn’t love me, waaaaaaah, it’s not like I *killed* anyone or anything… Ft. Aggressively Dropping the Chandelier
En'tracte: OH YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE HERE?
Masquerade: The gutsiest thing the managers do all show.
Why So Silent: I bet you’d thought you’d seen the last of me! (Alternatively: they should have called Ghostbusters.)
Notes II: No One Wants To Do This, Except For Erik
Twisted Every Way: Certified Dumbass Rescinds Protection Offer
The Rehearsal: Erik the Perfectionist Scares Christine
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again: All the men in my life are dead or a dumbass so I gotta take control of this myself
Wandering Child: Erik’s daddy kink
Bravo, Monsieur: Certified Dumbass Successfully Does Something
Don Juan Triumphant: The Song No One Cares About
Point of No Return: erik.exe has stopped working
Down Once More: cool motive! still murder
Final Lair: musical throwdown
Track Down This Murderer: Erik, You Fucked Up
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