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@leonaccardi
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Ramona: Sorry about blowing your mind.
Ramona: And that's why you've never made a girl ejaculate
Ramona: Actually it holds magical properties, grants wishes and doubles as insect repellent.
Leon: If you want to make it up to me, there are other things you can blow.
Leon: Rude.
Leon: Grants wishes? You're such a shithead.
“No. I’m just saying you should stop trying to convince me I’m sexy.”
"Why would I deny you of the truth..."
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Ramona: Yes.
Ramona: It's not as mystical as you think it is buddy.
Leon: I feel like I've been living a lie my whole life.
Leon: I usually don't pay attention to women after I come...
Leon: I do, however, think it could be mystical, so.
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Leon: So, what you're telling me is...
Leon: Female ejaculation is real...
“No. I still don’t agree, but you’re spewing madness at this point so I don’t want you to have to continue.”
"Are you saying you want me to leave?"
"Ok. Yeah sure, whatever you say Leon."
"Is this your way of admitting I'm right?"
"Leon Ryan Accardi, I should hope so! It’s not my fault you’re never home when I come to see Scout. Way to break my heart, you know. I’ve miss you, too!"
"Of course I have booze!" Layla laughs. "The plus side of being legal now means I don’t need to rely on my brothers to buy it for me. Upgrade! What kind of doughnuts have you got in there?”
"Yeah, home's not really my style, you know that, babe."
"Hey, at least one of us are legal! Let's go inside, I'm freezing my ass off in here, I have about ten doughnuts for us to just munch on."
"Leon Ryan Accardi, I should hope so! It’s not my fault you’re never home when I come to see Scout. Way to break my heart, you know. I’ve miss you, too!"
"Of course I have booze!" Layla laughs. "The plus side of being legal now means I don’t need to rely on my brothers to buy it for me. Upgrade! What kind of doughnuts have you got in there?”
"Yeah, home's not really my style, you know that, babe."
"Hey, at least one of us are legal! Let's go inside, I'm freezing my ass off in here, I have about ten doughnuts for us to just munch on."
“Because that’s just not what I am. Beyonce, Adriana Lima, Megan Fox… they are sexy. I’m just… me.”
"Those girls are Hollywood, you don't need to be like those girls to be sexy. You are sexy enough, being you."
You were the one that suggested this, don’t look at me.
"I actually enjoy looking at you, Kenz."
"You know when you’re so hyper that you’re literally bouncing off the walls? That is me. So my mum was like ‘get out of the house before you break everything’, and proceeded to literally push me out the front door and then she locked me out! I mean, how rude?! That’s my mother and she’s locking me out of the house. So now I’m here and I’m still really hyper and oh my gosh, I don’t know why ‘cause I haven’t even had any candy today, woooow!”
"Layla Jayde Williams, baby girl, I've missed your hyper ass!"
Leon raises the brown bag in his hands, "I brought doughnuts, got any booze?"
An asshole? [puts her hand over her heart] That’s literally so sweet! No, but, I’m beautiful and better than everyone else … If you don’t like that, well, I just don’t care.
"You're really just not more beautiful than anybody else, you're just a bitch. Westfield isn't a palace and you're not a princess. It's a prison, and you're just another shithead 'wanna-be' in a small town that nobody has heard of. But, hey, it'll be amazing watching you get knocked up or checked into rehab. So, by all means, continue to act like the five year old girl who still needs her daddy's attention," Leon begins to walk away, astounded at the fact some people could act so clueless, so ungrateful of what life they were blessed with. Leon really had nothing to cherish in his life, so it surprised him that people could easily take their opportunities for granted.
[scoffs] No, you don’t understand. I’m a beautiful, flawless, drop-dead gorgeous queen.
Leon laughs to himself. He never was entertained by the pretentious girls in Westfield, not with the surroundings he grew up with. "On second thought, conceded, naïve, teenage girls aren't that appealing..."
"It's one thing to be confident, another to be an asshole..."
[scoffs] No, you don’t understand. I’m a beautiful, flawless, drop-dead gorgeous queen.
Leon laughs to himself. He never was entertained by the pretentious girls in Westfield, not with the surroundings he grew up with. "On second thought, conceded, naïve, teenage girls aren't that appealing..."
"It's one thing to be confident, another to be an asshole..."
“I am not okay with prostitution. Not only is it illegal but also Ew.”
“No just stop. You’re definitely the only one that thinks so. I’m not unattractive but there is nothing about me that makes people think they want to have intercourse. Seriously.”
"Why are you so against me telling you that you're sexy?"
“I am not okay with prostitution. Not only is it illegal but also Ew.”
“No just stop. You’re definitely the only one that thinks so. I’m not unattractive but there is nothing about me that makes people think they want to have intercourse. Seriously.”
"Why are you so against me telling you that you're sexy?"
@CHXRDXVIS: If you love me can you please bring me an iced white mocha :(
@fxnleon: Come outside.
