poseidon refuses to wear a socially acceptable clothes, so i will put it on for him:D idk in what universe this is in, i just want to combine him with gothic aesthetics jshsjshajajaj (the katakana i put as the title is /kaunto/, the japanese spelling of 'count'. i feel like a bit of a vampirish vibe is here but i don't even intend to make it a vampire! poseidon sjjshjj)
an aquatic mollusk that has a compressed body enclosed within a hinged shell, such as oysters, clams, mussels, and scallops.
AKA
The Most Common Seashell in the Ocean
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Vol. 3: Kiss the Girl// Ch. 12
Type: Poseidon x reader
Word Count: 1,500+
Masterlist
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What would one do in this situation?
You wished you had the answer but nothing came to mind. It also wasn’t like you had some sort of Google search engine ready available that could help give you suggestions on your problems. No, you were stuck.
In all honesty if it weren’t for the cold silk sheets that covered your naked self, you would have believed all that happened mere hours ago was a dream. But, it wasn’t. The slight sore feeling that you felt travel up your body whenever you shifted slightly was a constant reminder of that fact.
Was Poseidon asleep? You ponder for a moment. Though you don’t dare to look over your shoulder to look behind you. You weren’t even sure how close or far away he was.
Should you leave? Another question you didn’t know the answer to. It was sort of awkward laying in Poseidon’s bed like this when you used to hate the God’s guts. Perhaps you still did, you didn’t know.
All of this was too confusing.
“Quit it with the sighing.” Poseidon's deep voice rings out causing you to freeze. Shit you didn’t even realize you were doing that. Hesitantly, you look over your shoulder to look at the god. He laid just a few feet away; His body sat up in a somewhat upright position due to the many pillows underneath him. Though, even with the weird laying position, it was obvious that Poseidon wasn’t planning on sleeping anyways.
A book. You note as you look at the object that Poseidon was previously fixated on. The God of the Sea apparently enjoys reading in his past time.
“What.” Poseidon grunts out as he glares down at you. Clearly not liking the confused look you were giving him.
“I never take you as a guy that likes to read.” You answer honestly, switching to lay on your stomach so that you got a better look at Poseidon.
“It’s none of your business.”
You laugh lightly as he places the book down. A bummer, you wanted to see what type of genre he was reading. “It in a way does if I am to become your ‘fake wife’.”
You let out a small chuckle as Poseidon shakes his head, his nose wrinkling up slightly at the term. So he would rather bed you than marry you. “You have some interesting tastes…”
“Do you ever shut up?” Poseidon hisses out, finally shutting his eyes with a scowl, “I swear every time you open your mouth you are begging me to kill you.”
Ouch, That Hurts. Well, not really, it wasn’t as if you had feelings for Poseidon in the first place when you agreed to this whole fiasco.
“Is that so?” You giggle out. Did spending the night with the god jumble your brains or something? Since when did you laugh when Poseidon threatened you. “Well, try to keep me alive until our agreement is all said and done. Then, after that, it’s all yours bud—“
The loud sound of a knock on the door cuts you off. Who could it be?
Instantly dread fills your stomach. Was Amphitrite back already? You hadn’t even turned into a Demi-God yet. You had to wait at least 6 more hours for the blood to process more before it would take effect.
“Who is it?” Poseidon barks out. His eyes squinted in suspicion as he gazed at the door. He must be thinking the same thing as you.
“It’s me, Master.” An unknown voice states at the other side. A clear male one at that.
Visibly you relax. Thank goodness it wasn’t Amphitrite.
“Enter.”
You watch the butler enter, seeing as he was the first servant you have come across while at Poseidon’s Manor, but you couldn’t quite see his face. The many Canopy Curtains that surrounded the ginormous circle bed made it impossible to even make out his figure.
Though, you guessed it wasn’t all bad as it hindered you from the butler’s sight as well. Leaving you at least a little less embarrassed for being naked in Poseidon’s bed than before.
“You are dismissed.” Poseidon voice booms out, breaking you from your thoughts. Just like he entered, the servant left quickly and quietly.
“What did he want…” You can’t help but ask. The question already escaping from your mouth before you can even think about stopping it.
Whoops. You let out a nervous laugh as Poseidon sends you a glare. Note to self: Don’t ask unnecessary questions.
…You really should have written that note long ago.
“Here.” You are caught off guard as Poseidon picks up something from a plate—likely brought by the butler—and holds it out to you. Hesitantly you take it from his hand.
“A Marimo?” You mumble out loud to yourself. Carefully examining what looked to be a Moss ball, an algae native to Iceland and Japan. However, you instantly scratch that thought as Poseidon shakes his head. Guess it isn’t a Marimo.
“It’s a vitamin. Chew it.”
“A vitamin?” You question, hesitantly popping the thing in your mouth and chewing.
Gross. Instantly you scrunch up your nose in disgust. What is in this? Honestly, if someone told you it was dead fish and rat poison you would believe them. You were surprised you weren’t dead yet by the taste alone.
“W-what… What was… tha-t?” You ask Poseidon through coughs, having finally swallowed it all.
“Quit being a baby.”
Nice, Poseidon. Nice.
Poseidon rolls his eyes at the not-so-subtle glare you give him. “As I said before, it’s a vitamin pill. It’s to strengthen your body for the blood and…”
“And…” You repeat, waiting for Poseidon to continue what he was saying after he leaves you hanging.
Holy Shit. You instantly duck as Poseidon chucks a pillow towards your head. So that’s his game…
“And is an Anti-Pregnancy Pill, you idiotic—“
You and Poseidon freeze as the pillow you chuck back at him hits him square in the face. Ah shit. You slowly put a hand up towards your mouth as you attempt to stifle down your laughter. You totally thought he would have ducked or even caught the pillow.
Ever so slowly, you watch as Poseidon lifts the pillow off his face and glares at you. Oh shit… you were totally dead this time.
“Ha..Ha… Well, I’m going to head back to—“
“You aren’t going anywhere, Human.”
Awesome. Totally Awesome….
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The Dark Sea Night is all that can be seen for miles ahead as the sea carriage floats further down into the depths of the ocean.
“I can’t believe I, of all people, have to stoop down to this level.” Amphitrite grumbles out as she angrily drums her nails against the carriage window.
Where did it all go wrong?
“I made sure everything was perfect…” Amphitrite spits out as she balls her fist. Her sharp nails ever so slightly cutting her palms as she does so, “From the beginning all the way to Triton, everything was going perfect. But…”
Amphitrite grits her teeth, her hair floating around her wildly as she grows angrier, “But that pathetic wench just had to ruin it all. She has Triton wrapped around her finger and now Poseidon. I’ll kill that wench when I—“
The Carriage coming to a gradual stop cuts Amphitrite off. It seemed she had already arrived.
“My Lady.” The coachman greets as he opens the door for Amphitrite. Gently handing her a thick black veil before taking her hand to help her down.
“Wait here.” Amphitrite simply orders as she puts the veil on. It was truly troublesome but it was better than becoming a new statue.
“My, oh My. Look at who it is, Sisters.” A voice rings out as Amphitrite enters the cavern. Even though Amphitrite couldn’t make out the face, she knew who it was.
Stheno. How annoying.
“I thought it was a joke when the Lady Amphitrite contacted us but I guess not.” Another woman hisses out. Agitating Amphitrite lightly as she grazes her fingers across the queen’s veil. Knowing it was the only thing protecting the god from them.
Medusa. Another bother.
“Now. Now. We are here to talk business.” The final voice announces, reiling in her sisters who instantly flock to her side.
Euryale. Now that is one that is useful.
“Thank you. I greet the Gorgon sisters, Euryale. Stheno. Medusa.” Amphitrite says, bowing lightly to the three ladies in front of her. It will all be over soon.
The Gorgon sisters give their courtesy back to Amphitrite, “We greet the Queen of Atlantis.”
After a small pause, Euryale speaks up first. “Now. Let’s talk business. Why have you come here?”
Straight to the point. Amphitrite thinks as she grins behind her veil. This will be easier than I thought.
“How would you like if you could be behind the next ruler of Atlantis?”
At this the three Gorgon sisters grin at each other. Finally the time has come.
“We are listening,…
…My Lady.”
Author Note: Sorry the chapter havent been posted at exactly 10 recently. I’ve been very busy. I’ll try to get back on track with that. Also, I hope you like drama because things will begin to heat up in the next chapters.
Hi! I just finished reading Bi Valve the other day and I couldn't help but draw Triton. He's so precious I swear and I can't help but give this fanart as a little appreciation from me TwT
I tried to keep it close to RoR artstyle as much as I can XD. Hope you like it and thanks for the amazing story!
Ahhhhhhh omg! Triton looks so adorable!! You really captured his shy boy image and how cute he is! I also love how you tried to keep it as close to snv style as possible. Especially since I know coping Art styles can be difficult.
an aquatic mollusk that has a compressed body enclosed within a hinged shell, such as oysters, clams, mussels, and scallops.
AKA
The Most Common Seashell in the Ocean
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Vol. 2: Into the Deep // Ch. 11
Type: Poseidon x reader
Word Count: 3,000+
⚠️ Warning ⚠️: Mature Content, Blood
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Silence.
It sure was eerie. Poseidon’s manor, The Pacific Manor. It looked similar to the manor you were staying at with the same marble and gold hallways, only just more lavish and proper, but it was… it was silent.
No Maids or Butlers scurrying around. No version of Marine constantly checking up on their master. Nothing. It was just silent.
It is then that the first sound since you entered the manor resounds. The loud creaking noise of a door opening. It takes you a moment to figure out where it was, after all you were still upside down.
It was from Poseidon himself. As he opens the door and enters, you take note of the room around you. It was an office.
“Oof—“ You let out as you are suddenly dropped onto a couch. Couldn’t he be gentle at least? As you fix yourself, you glare daggers at the back of the sea god’s head. Not even caring whether or not he would get angry at you for ‘stepping out of place’ by glaring at him.
It is only when Poseidon takes a seat at his desk that you stop. Especially as questions begin to fly around in your head. Where was all the staff? Was it always this quiet and eerie? Where was Amphitrite? Would she come flying in like a bat out of hell when she learned you were here?
However, even with all these questions cluttering your mind, one resounds out the loudest.
Why were you here?
It definitely wasn’t because Triton told him to. Poseidon has a soft spot for his son but not that soft. So,… Why?
Just as you are about to open your mouth to ask, Poseidon beats you to it.
“Come.” He beckons. His eyes trained on the stacks of paperwork on his desk. Seeming to be looking for something.
Hesitantly, you do so and find yourself standing in front of Poseidon, only a desk separating you two. The male seemed to finally find what he was looking for and placed it down in front of you. It was a couple of pieces of paper.
“Sign.” Poseidon simply says as he places down a pen as well, turning his attention back to other things at his desk. You stood there confused for a second. What…? After looking between the male and the paperwork a couple of times, you finally pick it up and read it.
“Lord Poseidon…, What is this?” You ask cautiously as you flip from page to page. Not exactly understanding the old English writing printed out on the paper. You also weren’t going to simply sign a document you didn’t know the contents of. That’s just plain stupid. You were no idiot.
You speak again, this time less formal once you noticed Poseidon was simply ignoring you, “I’m not going to sign this unless you tell me.”
At this you finally gain the God’s attention, slightly flinching at the warning glare he gives you.
“It’s a marriage document. Sign. It.”
“Ah…. Wait— What?!”
Poseidon gives you another warning glare at your sudden yelling but this time you don’t flinch. What in the world was he talking about? Marriage?! You weren’t going to marry this guy.
As if being able to hear your thoughts, Poseidon gives you another glare. It seemed like this one would be your last warning, “Don’t make me repeat myself. Sign the document.”
“I…” You let out, choked up. “I won’t…”
At this, Poseidon freezes before placing his paperwork down with a slam. As he stands up from his chair, he glares down at you, “Excuse me?”
“I said I won’t.” You repeat again, this time with a lot more confidence in your voice. Perhaps you were crazy arguing against Poseidon like this but you weren’t about to blindly do as he says. This wasn’t some sort of fairy tale. This wasn’t Cinderella or Snow White where Poseidon would swoop in to save you. No, this was reality…
“Sign it.” Poseidon growls out in a low tone. His hands slightly squeeze down on the wooden desk causing it to squeak and crack under the pressure. You felt your heart hammer out of fear at the sound but you don’t take your gaze away from Poseidon’s.
“I won’t. I have no reason to.”
At this Poseidon scoffs.
“You think you have a choice, lowly human?” Poseidon venomously spits out at you, clearly nearing the end of his patience. “I brought you here. You are Alive because of me. Because of the blessing I bestowed upon you. You will do. As. I. Say.”
Poseidon leans down closer to you causing you to freezing. His breath tickled your ear as he gave you his first, and possibly final, word of advice.
“The minute you grow useless to me…, I will discard you. I would recommend you rethink your decision, Human.”
Your heart hammered as his words echoed in your head. Fear seemed to flood out of nowhere into every part of your body. As if your body was suddenly chilled by the sweet kiss of death.
What do you do?
The easiest answer was to give up and follow what he said. To allow yourself to be his puppet. After all, you could possibly die if you didn’t. But…
…Humans… don’t like following the easy way. Even though Humans like to survive, they often stick to their beliefs, their pride, even if it could get them killed.
Too bad you were a human.
“No.” Your voice echoes about the room and you finally regain your sense of reality. Glaring back up at Poseidon. “I won’t sign this.”
“Blasted Wench, Think for—“
“I already thought!” You yell out, taking a couple of steps backwards away from the desk. However that was a mistake as Poseidon makes his way around the desk to draw closer.
As you continue to back up, your eyes trained to Poseidon’s as you do so, you end up bumping into the arm of the couch. Stopping you in your tracks. Before you can even attempt to move around it, Poseidon traps you in. His arms slamming down on either side of you.
“Human… Think.” Poseidon orders out, “Unless you want this moment to be your last.”
“You won’t…” You can’t help but say. You words flowing out before your mind can even function what you are saying. “You won’t kill me…”
“I will.”
“You won’t.” You state once again, instantly arguing back, “You wouldn’t have given me all these chances if I wasn’t useful to you. You need me.”
At this, Poseidon’s glare and scowl increases. But, you don’t falter and continue.
“In order to kick Amphitrite out, you need someone to immediately take over her place on the throne. And that can’t be anyone... You need someone who isn’t power hungry, has the approval of the other gods, and most importantly… won’t hurt Triton like she did.”
.
..
…
You expected Poseidon to argue back, or even perhaps slay you on the spot out of anger for saying such ludacris ideas, but… it never comes. It is as you stare back up at him that you finally figure out why.
He was observing you.
Even though Poseidon was still furious and his pride was likely damaged, he was holding himself back. Just… to see what you would do next. What decision you would make once you figure out exactly why he was doing all of this.
He must be sickened by himself for listening to a human. For allowing a human to speak out of line. But, by not slaying you on the spot, that just proved he was all the more desperate to get Amphitrite out. Too sickened by her and her actions to even care that he was stooping to a level of requiring your help, a human’s help. Even if he won’t openly admit it.
“I…” You let out, your voice trailing off at the end as thoughts fly around your head. “I…I—“
“Stop.” Poseidon voice booms out. The thoughts in your head come to a screeching halt, finally allowing you to take a breath. You hadn’t realized that you were practically choking yourself with how stressed you were. As you begin to calm down, Poseidon speaks once more, “Now think. Slowly.”
“I… I don’t like Amphitrite either. I agree with you on the fact I want her gone as well.” You start, pausing as you rethink your next words. You just hoped you were making the right decision, “I guess… I will marry you for that… But…”
You stand up straighter to make sure to get your next point across, “Only if you do something for me.”
“Huh?” Poseidon was clearly unhappy with what you stated but you don’t back down.
“It’s not anything crazy. Don’t worry about that, I seriously don't want anything from you.” You say, relaxing your formal speech to the god now that you know he wasn’t going to kill you. “I only want you to do two reasonable things. 1. I want you to spend more time with Triton. I want him to have a nice father-son relationship with you. And 2. I need you to protect me from Amphitrite.”
“Amphitrite is out on business. She won't be back in the castle grounds until 2 days from now.” Poseidon says with a grumble. Well, at least you know Amphitrite isn’t standing outside of the door ready to rip your head off.
“That’s not what I mean. Remember as you always say, I’m Human.” You explain, pointing to yourself in a dramatic fashion, “Gods like you and Amphitrite could honestly flick me and I would croak over and die. So, if I’m taking Amphitrite’s spot, which will likely piss her off. You are going to need me alive. Unless you want to remarry a third time, which could be Amphitrite again or someone worse than her.”
At your explanation, Poseidon seems to somewhat understand. His gaze is towards the ground as he thinks. You wonder what exactly, as it is taking forever, but you don’t try to ask.
“I can’t do the 2nd.” Poseidon finally says. Before you can argue back, he continues, “I’m much too busy to guard you all the time. It would be a pain and a hassle. But, I have another idea that could replace it.”
“Another idea?”
“Ambrosia.” At the familiar word, you feel yourself freeze up.
“It seems you have already heard about it.” Poseidon inquires as he watches your reaction.
“A servant mentioned it when explaining blessings…since I was confused on how I could breathe underwater in the first place.”
“I see. That makes things simpler then.”
You watch anxiously as Poseidon backs up, only to take a seat on the couch. This guy can’t be serious. Turning you into a god?
“I can understand that turning me into a Demi-god would make me able to defend myself against Amphitrite. But…won’t consuming it kill me? I thought Hercules was the only one to be able to survive such a feat.”
“That’s just because they are all idiots.” Poseidon explains bluntly, “If you take it all at once, you will perish. However, if you take it in small amounts, you might not.”
“Like… building up a tolerance?” You ask, looking curiously at the male. You wait for a response but figure out pretty quickly Poseidon didn’t want to explain any further. Well then.
“Well, I guess we got to try it.” You say, rubbing the back of your neck awkwardly. There wasn’t any other option than the Ambrosia that you could think of. It also didn’t help that you wanted Amphitrite out as quick as possible. “What do I have to do to start?”
At your sudden positive attitude, Poseidon only sighs.
“Don’t do anything. You’ll just mess it up.”
“I won’t—“
You feel yourself freeze up as Poseidon pulls you toward him by your waist. Making you fall directly onto his lap and chest with a thud.
“H-Hey… what are you doing…?” You choke out as you put a hand on Poseidon’s chest to get some distance between you two. The male only scoffs and rolls his eyes as he pulls off his gloves.
“I don’t enjoy this either.”
“W-Wait. Wait.” You shout out as you try to get on your feet again. Only to be pulled back by Poseidon. Your heart felt like it was hammering out of its chest. What was this guy doing?
“What.” Poseidon spits out, annoyed with how you were acting.
“What do you mean ‘what’? You won’t tell me what you are doing. Only pulling me on top of you. Do you know how weird that is?!”
Poseidon’s eyebrow twitches slightly in annoyance. He wanted to rip your tongue right out of your mouth with how you were speaking to him.
Idiot.
“Just shut up and follow my lead.” Poseidon says with a sigh before chomping down on his hand. You wince slightly at the spectacle. That must have hurt.
“Huh?”
You are caught off guard as Poseidon’s other hand, that was previously at your waist, travels upward to cradle your head. What was this guy—
“Ah—” You gasp out as Poseidon suddenly slams his lips on yours. His lips still warm and wet from the blood from his bite.
Blood…
You begin to struggle slightly as Poseidon grabs your jaw, forcibly opening your mouth. The disgusting taste of iron suddenly flooding in. You gag slightly as you attempt to swallow it. Unnerved by how warm it still was.
“Idiot…You spilled some.” Poseidon grumbles out as he pulls away. Glaring down at the scarlet flow that stained down your chin.
“Hey! It's not my fault that It's gross.” You exclaim at Poseidon as you furiously rub your mouth. Purely embarrassed and humiliated. “H-Hey— ooof.”
“There. This will stop you from spilling like an idiot.” Poseidon says as he lays you down on the couch, leaning over you as he bites his hand once more.
“Hey— wait…A-Again?! How many times do we have to—“
You are cut off once more as Poseidon kisses you. Letting out an accidental slight whine as he does so.
This is just embarrassing, you can’t help but think as you struggle slightly under the god. There’s got to be a better way of going about this. Is he just enjoying humiliating you like this at this point?
“Stop. Moving.” Poseidon grunts out as he pulls away. Catching you off guard as he menevers himself so his body laid in between your legs.
What were you doing? You wanted to sputter out to the male but couldn’t with your mouth full of blood.
“Stop making this difficult by struggling and just drink it.” Poseidon grumbles out as he rolls his eyes before leaning down to kiss you. Upset with the fact he has to get on top of you and hold you still so you would cooperate.
Idiot.
Poseidon feels himself growing angry and frustrated as he holds you down underneath him. Why couldn’t humans follow simple directions? Just swallow it and be done with—
Poseidon feels his thoughts come to a screech halt as your hips rub up against him.
…
“Poseidon.” You gasp out as the male suddenly pulls away, “H-How many do I need to do exactly?”
“3. This is the last one.” Poseidon meekly answers as he chomps a final time on his hand. How could the male not even flinch under such pain—
You are caught off guard as Poseidon suddenly kisses you again. A warning would be nice. Especially since you were swallowing his disgusting blood. For Triton, you tell yourself as you open your mouth once more.
As you suddenly gag as you swallow some, you don’t realize how your hips squirm slightly. Too focused on how grossed out you were to even notice.
Even as you do it twice. Thrice. So many times.
“Done. I’m done.” You shout out as Poseidon finally pulls away. Just glad you didn’t have to swallow any more of that stuff. Opening your mouth like a fish, you allow the sea water to wash away any reminisce of that disgusting taste. Thank goodness it was done. “Okay. We are done. How long do I have to wait for it to take effect?”
You wait for Poseidon’s answer but it never comes. Instead, he seemed to be looking downwards at your stomach, lost in thought.
Not the greatest time to choose to space out, fish face.
“Poseidon, what’s—“ You are cut off as Poseidon pushes you back down with a kiss. What was he—
“Ah.” You accidentally let out as something rubs up against you. That couldn’t be—
Poseidon feels your hands twitch slightly as they grab onto his arms.
Idiot, Poseidon thinks to himself. Though, he couldn’t tell if it was to him or you. He was acting like an idiot though. More so acting like his younger brother by getting spurred on by something as trivial as this.
“P-Poseidon.” He freezes slightly as he hears you gasp out. Suddenly brought back to reality.
Idiot. He was the idiot here.
Instantly, Poseidon pulls away. What was he thinkin—
Yet, perhaps, you were the idiot as well.
Poseidon is caught off guard as your hands fly up to his hair and pull him back down for another kiss. As his breath shudders in surprise, he catches your familiar scent of vanilla and cedar wood.
“M-more.” He hears you gasp out between kisses. Once again his thoughts come to a halt.
“Screw it.” Poseidon grunts out as he picks you up.
He might as well continue. This would only just help you two since you were going to fake being married anyways. It will be more convincing this way. Less troublesome this way.
At least that’s what Poseidon attempts to tell himself.
Trying to hide the fact he knows he feels a sense of excitement, attraction, he has never felt before as he carries you down the hall to his bedroom.
Poseidon’s perfect facade cracks once more. For the second time.
Author Note: All I have to say is… Surprise 😈, trouble trio wasn’t wrong after all. Vol. 2 ends here and Vol. 3 starts Tuesday. See you all next time 😈😈.
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