Just like the other headcanons, he doesn't kiss often, nor does he like to be kissed. Everything he does is motivated; he always takes the initiative. Yet if you do beat him to the punch, kiss him—lightly—on the jawline or the cheek. He'll act like he's annoyed, but he secretly likes it. Don't try to surprise him; you'll only end up with a disgusted/disgruntled expression.
Hades: Neck, Jaw, Mouth
Hades loves it when you hide in the crook of his neck; the tiniest follicles of hair always stir a chuckle from him. Kisses on the neck are the best area of attack. Just picture it: you're sitting on his lap, thighs clutching his waist, whilst you pepper faint kisses around the carotid artery, pulsing with every beat of his heart. The same thing can be said for the jaw; it's close enough so it makes sense. However, the lips are a different story. If you're looking for maximum intimacy/foreplay for sex, go for the lips. Start light and quick, then deepen it later on. Trust me, you'll be under him soon enough.
Thor: Arms, Forehead
Of course the arms because: muscles. I bet Thor believes there's some magic hinted at with every kiss on his biceps that fuels him more. You kickstart a burning fire in him, a reminder that he's got someone to fight for and return for. Yet, there's something about being kissed on the forehead that makes him feel truly comforted. The sweetness of being pulled into a hug after returning from Asgard, or Midgard, depending, and softly pecked on the forehead starts a warm hearth in his heart. Frigga had done similar, but that was when he was a boy. Such a warrior he grew up to be, and yet he felt like a child in your arms. He isn't complaining, actually; he wants you to do that more often. Hold him close, dear reader, and make sure you congratulate every conquest with a forehead kiss.
Beelzebub: Mouth, Nose
Kisses on the mouth express the highest point of passion. For your lips to fracture his ever-so slightly makes him feel the happiest he's ever been. There are times when he feels as though he's floating, his soul is on another plane of existence. When his conscience takes refuge in the void, your kisses bring him back to reality. He remembers now: he's here, in your arms, with your lips on his own. Beelzebub wished he could melt into your bones, forever and always. Whenever you kiss him on the nose, he feels...cute? Like he's some stray kitten or something. A little gasp escapes his lips whenever you do that; why does it tickle? He doesn't want to rub it because he doesn't want to make you feel bad, so he sits with the itchiness.
Loki: Anywhere
I'm not joking. He's open to anything: Forehead, Cheek, Mouth, Chest, and below~. I don't think he has a preference; just having your kisses satiates him enough. He doesn't exactly have a high libido, but he is willing to go down on you if you kiss him enough.
Buddha: Cheek, Mouth
I was gonna put "Anywhere" too, but I think he'll keeps this pretty simple. Cheek kisses are quick, but they're the best ones for him. Buddha doesn't mind sneaking a kiss on the cheek while trying to sneak a treat out of his lap; you're gonna have to be more clever than that, sweetheart. Kisses on the mouth are equally as good; any excuse to wipe off the sugary syrup on his lips is a must. Now that he can let it slide.
Heracles: Forehead, Cheek, Shoulder
Cheek kisses are the go-to, since the simplicity of them is perfect enough for Heracles. Forehead and shoulder kisses, however, are exchanged more often. Similar to Thor, there's nothing better than returning home to your partner after a few weeks. You know Heracles is a warrior; the battlefield may as well be a second home for him, yet you can't help but worry. Sometimes he's gone longer than he promised, often a month's worth. And you can't help but fidget with your hands, preventing yourself from biting them. But when he does return, all bloody and battered, every last tear of joy leaks from your eyes. You swore you couldn't hold any longer; sweet apologies try to soothe your worries down. A forehead kiss for the scar running across his face, and a few more on the shoulder just to heal those wounds.
Hermes: Hands, Jaw
Similar to the previous headcanons, hands are the go-to. Labored, yet somehow soft; it's the satin gloves, girlie. Kisses on the hands express appreciation and gratitude, for he works too hard for such a demeanor he brings. Jaw kisses are more to soothe/comfort him. Like I said, this man works WAY TOO HARD. With exhaustion mixed with resentment, he needs a bit of charge. Hold him, whilst he tries his best to stay awake, and trace his jaw with kisses.
Ares: Jaw, Arms, Cheek
Come on guys...look at him. LOOK AT HIM!!! My guy has the Kronk jawline, you've gotta kiss it. Kiss his arms, massage them too; the mighty war god relishes in his strength and mind. Shower him with compliments too pwease 🥺. Kiss his cheek for apologies, both giving and accepting. Imagine this big man holding your legs just to kiss his cheek.
Shiva: Arms, Mouth
Kiss his arms. All four of them. No I'm not joking. It sounds cliché, but trust me, he loves it. It's better to do it after a bout, more likely when he wins, and you'll get the cheeky fucking grin. Kiss his mouth if you want to initiate sex; he's a bit of a passionate lover, so he's all for your boldness. Just don't expect to be on top of him.
Zerofuku: Cheek, Nose
Both kisses are the sweetest; he has the cutest blush whenever you surprise him. You remember playing with a little rabbit out in the woodlands, and he got jealous when you nuzzled the white ball of fluff. Could you imagine being jealous of a woodland creature? You did notice how fussy he was afterwards, so you decided to tease him the same. Eskimo kisses while lying on the grassy plains, stroking through his hair like rabbit fur; Zerofuku play-fought you to get off of him, but you knew he liked the attention. Anything to make his nose twitch.
Apollo: Jaw, Mouth
A passionate lover who's all for your vigor. How bold of you to pursue him first before he even has the chance to plan his attack. Props to you, but you have to be quicker than that. He let you steal a kiss from his lips, but don't expect to win the next time. However, you can trace his jawline with those lips of yours, carefully outline the structure with an abundance of compliments to rouse him some more. Come on darling, it can't be that hard.
Susano'o: Mouth, Jaw, Neck
He's straightforward, so teasing isn't something he's into. If you want to say something, say it. If you want to show something, show it. Don't dawdle when it comes to love, Susano'o makes that clear. The mouth is the obvious choice, but if you're so bold to pleasure him, suck from his jawline down to his neck. Those hands will clammer your form in an instant.
Lu Bu: Arms, Neck, Collarbone
Literally like I said from the previous headcanons. Since he's not familiar with affection, it took him some time to understand what he likes and dislikes. He likes it when you touch his arms; he knows his own strength, but he can't help but listen to your voice. He doesn't understand flirting, but there's something about kissing his clavicle just...does something to him. Like that feeling he gets when he's challenged. He doesn't understand why, but he urges you to do it more.
Sasaki: Cheek, Forehead
Oh there's nothing like feeling your lips on his skin. Savoring every delicate touch with a buzz of energy, he can't help but get all giddy. You swear, sometimes this man is a child, but you can't help falling in love all over again. Cheek kisses are his favorite, first only to the mouth, but he doesn't do those often. Kiss his forehead whenever he returns home from training; the hearth of a well-lit heart burns brighter with affection than any other fire.
Jack The Ripper: Hands
How long has it been since he felt warmth? How long has it been since he truly saw that color? It's truly the greatest tragedy to feel hollow without a hole in your stomach. To die with nothing but the false altruistic feeling of love. To die alone. Jack truly believes he would live without love, for the man only saw the crudeness of society: greed, envy, lust, every sin committed in the world of the living. So when he landed in Valhalla, Jack couldn't believe he was walking amongst angels. Angels like you. Just by the touch of your hands, he refused to believe he made it. And when you kissed them, he achieved pure bliss. While it isn't his favorite, Jack cherished every last swirl of your color. He's probably matching the same tone whenever you kiss his palms.
Raiden: Neck, Mouth, Collarbone
Go on, you can touch 'em. As if his muscles are gonna bite ya. Don't be shy, kiss that vein pulse across his neck. Rub him down, massage his muscles, cherish every part of him. See the bone, go ahead and give it a peck. He doesn't believe in it, but every kiss felt like magic to Raiden. All this talk about good luck and bad karma ain't really his thing, but your kisses do have this essence to them that boosts his confidence, maybe a little too much. But if you really want him so bad, get him in the mouth.
Qin: Jaw, Mouth
My man has the softest lips. I know because I kissed them first. Qin is another straightforward guy, so the mouth is the obvious choice of attack. It's also his favorite too; tasting the sweetest of your lips is like honey to him. Qin loves to bask in your beauty, you on his lap—or him on yours—whilst he roams his hands around your body; the silk sheets swim like tidal waves. His lips are magnets to yours, constantly fluxing between your own. However—and you didn't hear it from me—his jaw is kinda sensitive. I recommend sucking along his jawline for submission.
Nikola: Hands, Nose
Since he loves kissing your hands, you might as well reciprocate. His metacarpals are quite sensitive; he isn't sure if his skin is just conducting electricity from your lips or his pituitary gland is firing nerve signals, but his hands start to tingle under your touch. Such contact ignites serotonin at rates higher than ever possible. You make him feel...feeble? No! Non! Nem! Nein! You make him feel loved. Ever-so loved. Hold his hands, watch them spark. Kiss his nose to make him blush; sometimes you'll catch it wiggle.
Leonidas: Neck, Chest, Arms
Fucking LOVES it when you kiss his arms. He takes pride in his strength, and there's nothing better than your kisses tracing his biceps. Bite them too; he relishes your affection greatly. Kiss his neck if you want to arouse him; also recommend pinching his nipple while you're at it. His neck is his Achilles' heel, but he'll never tell you that. And it is a MUST to kiss his chest. Bare-breasted or the peeking window between his Hawaiian shirt, you better kiss his pecs or else...i'll find you...
Okita: Nose, Cheek
When play fighting, it is important to strike your partner at the right position. If you want to take him down, attack on the nose. Okita will temporarily be stunned before you could push him down and defeat him. However, he keeps it guarded, so exchange cheek kisses before you find an opening. It ain't easily; one could only do so much to take the great swordsman down. You're lucky you're his weakness, he would never so such a vulnerable side to his peers. Be prepared to tickle him if necessary; he's ruthless.
Simo: Forehead, Nose
Tiny man = forehead kisses, unless you're shorter than him. Returning home to your arms whilst Kille's barging in for both of your love is the best moment of his day. I'm sorry, but just imagine cuddling together in bed with nothing but silence and the heat of your bodies, brushing his hair upward to kiss his forehead. So cute!!! However, if you do come along with him, frost-bitten winds are the perfect excuse to kiss his nose. Even with half of his face covered, still kiss it through the cotton. Your excuse may be flawed, but at least the thought counts.
Kintoki: Jaw, Collarbone, Mouth
Lazy cuddles are meant for sleepy kisses. And with Kintoki's haori slipping off his shoulder, it's perfect for tracing his collarbone with kisses. The demigod can live off of your touches; you could disturb his nap for all he cares. Every minute, every little peck made by you is cherished like golden coins. Go a little further up and you'll wake him up inside. Go even further and he's ready to go down on you. Teasing isn't too much his thing, but just stirring him with light pecks across his veins is enough.
Nostradamus: Face
Petits bisous? For him? Go on ahead! Just being showered in your love is all that is enough; he could die again if he could. Nostradamus could use any excuse if it meant he'll be smooched by your lips. He'll even show you how to greet people with kisses; it's good manners, but it's also another excuse to get smooch. Whenever you meet, you must greet him with three kisses on the cheek, and a hug, and and compliment.
Can you do Record of Ragnarok x reader where the reader is a gentle, loving, and caring woman during her period suddenly is scary. God and humans both. I love your work so I can't help but ask.
Ofc!! Only did the gods but I'll be making a part 2 for the humans soon!! :)) this also started leaning into basically just period headcannons whoops!! 🥹
How ror gods react/deal with their S/O's terrifying mood switches!
Hades:
You were usually incredibly gentle and sweet, but now as you entered your monthly period you've suddenly become terrifying!
Hades wasn't surprised at all with your sudden mood changes, what he was surprised about was your anger and simply how terrifying he thought you were when even slighted.
You had a much much shorter temper compared to that of your almost nonexistent one. Your usual demener of a gentle and loving swan, now turned into an angry pecking swan. During council meetings, there'd always be a few gods or goddesses that didn't agree with something you had said, you were fine with that. But now as your on your period? Hell no. You either agree or you get fucking smited.
You'd get angry at the slightest things but then become happy seconds later. You once tried calling a bird over but instead of the bird coming towards you it instead decided to just leave the area. Leaving you angry. But then a second later you'd be happily sitting next to Hades while talking about the very same bird. Hades thought it was cute.
You got (Rightfully) pissed at Zeus for trying to mingle about with your nymphs that were obviously not into him!. You hit him several times until he begged hades for help(to which he declined to involve himself as it would've angered you more.) minutes later you were with the same nymphs picking flowers together not caring about hades carrying his younger brother to the informary
Once your calm he'll take care of you, answering to your every whim. Cramps? He'd make sure everything was perfect. He had a warm towel laying on your stomach to sooth the pain, with some perfectly brewed tea to help you sleep. And with dealing with your more emotional mood swings? He'd sit beside you with your head on his shoulder while you cried becouse of the stupidest things that happend to you recently. You didn't get to eat any of the cake at a wedding? Tears. You forgot to give Cerberus his daily belly rubs? tears.
Although it wasn't the easiest thing helping with your period, he wouldn't change it for anything in the world. He'll take care of you over and over again.
Poseidon:
Your usual demener of gentle and kind and practically the perfect goddess. Your mood swings were a huge surprise to him. Suddenly you'd get mad then a second later you'd be happy. He really couldn't understand until you explained to him.
More often than not you'd actually be snapping at him more than anyone else. Zeus thought this was funny and preceded to get knocked out by you both.
Poseidon was trying his best, he really was. Servants pampering you more than ever. Poseidon giving you jewels upon jewels, and random gifts. He was trying his best to keep your happiness instead of you snapping at him for the smallest things(it's Poseidon so is it really a small issue?).
But then it happened. Poseidon felt genuinely scared for the first time in his immortal life. It was something he'd call small. You probably would too, but right now? Hell no. You had asked Poseidon for a kitten. You said it was pretty lonely just being with the servants. And what did he reply with? "No." He said no. Did he really just say that? He said he'd give you anything in the entire world. What a fucking liar.
You laughed. But it was clear you weren't happy. "Dear..don't you think it's a bit rude to decline your bleeding wife?" You said, now grinning menacingly. Poseidon shook his head slightly, Unsure of what you'd do. You got up off the bed, and now standing before your husband, you kicked him in the nuts. The servants that were outside guarding the room heard a loud noise. Although they knew Poseidon was there they were worried and opened the door to check. There they saw you standing on top of your husband that's in excruciating pain in his groin.
The servants looked at you and upon seeing that dark look on your face that sent chills down their spines. They quickly closed the door and returned back to guarding the room like nothing ever happened.
They now realized how truly terrifying you could be.
Apollo:
Apollo knew damn well when you were on your period. He had it tracked so obviously!!
Anyways, it always shocked him how you could do a full 180. You were so kind and positive when you weren't dealing with that time of the month. But... you've been very mad at him recently. Apparently him rising the sun pisses you off. He asked why and you responded with a sarcastic "why do you think?" You turned away from him. He fell to his knees and pleaded with you to tell him what he had done wrong.
In reality? He'd done nothing. You were just angry he spent the morning doing that instead of pampering you with more attention.
Any slight hint that you were mad? boom he was already looking at you with pleading eyes.
He missed when you were sweet and peaceful. But to be completely honest..he thought it was hot how you snapped at people with quick snarky remarks. It was incredibly funny to him!
He usually paid no mind to rude gods, he'd usually just brush it off as obvious jealousy. But with you? You straight up attack them. Did he think you were high-key crazy right now? Yes was it hot though? Yes again. Would he let you do it again? Triple yes.
He practically encouraged it. another thing is that you'd never have to face repercussions for your actions either. Lol.
Anubis:
He didn't understand at first but he had some help from his Mom and sisters.
He loved your usual calm and always collected demeanor, it was one of the many things he fell in love with you for. But right now as you deal with your period you've become sort of like a..how should he put it..a demon..? NOT in a bad way!! He'd never insult his wife. But it's just..you're literally scaring him with how you've been lately!
He's tried to calm you down but sometimes it doesn't work and he has to run to Mom for urgent help.
He brings you many dishes to try in order to try and gain your favour(Even though he already has it..he's your husband 😭) if that somehow doesn't work He'll start showering you with massive amounts of praise instead.
All the sudden emotions make him on edge. But he'll always try his best to comfort and bring you peace.
Izanagi:
He knew you to be one of the most peaceful god he'd ever met and he stood on that. UNTILLL you were on your period. His opinion quickly changed to "The scariest being he's ever encountered"
although you shocked him with your sudden mood shifts he still tried his best to help no matter what!
Quick to bring a comfortable space, and lots of enjoyable food to ease any stress you may have.
He gets used to the quick shifts in your mood and compromises quickly.
You were planning on going on a trip to Valhalla? You don't want to anymore? Okay, Let's do something else instead!
Your angry because one of the servants didn't do as they were told? He quickly fixes the situation.
When you're having trouble and don't know what to do with your emotions, izanagi is quick to help. He talks you through any emotions you feel and asks how he can help.
He's very attentive and will notice anything.
Beelzebub:
He was incredibly shocked at how fast your mood changed when you were on your period. You were your usual nice and caring self then *BOOM* absolutely terrifying god that could kill just by looking at you.
It was like you got shot with an arrow that changed your mood 100 times a day.
He thought it was annoying dealing with the sudden mood shifts all the time but he grew used to it much faster than you expected. he didn't mind it as much as he originally did.
Brings you a lot of things to help you destress and cool down.
Anytime Beelzebub said something a TEENSY bit sarcastic you snap at him so fast and pull his ear.
When he did too much work and stressed himself out? Called out instantly. He wasn't used to this at all. He missed your usual gentleness but it seemed like he'd have to deal with this for now(he liked it deep down)
One day when you were just minding your business handling a bunch of flowers with Beelzebub nearby watching you. you suddenly felt a hand on your shoulder.
Oh? It was a random god that was wondering if you were single, which you obviously weren't. After declining their advances and pushing them away, they suddenly grabbed your wrist. When beelzebub was about to act, you suddenly picked the god up with one hand and punted them into the floor.
Leaving Beelzebub wide eyed and his jaw on the floor. He was so damn proud you had no idea.
Thor:
Has no idea how to deal with it.
Your quick anger to things has him on edge around you. He has to ask his father how he dealt with his mother during the month and Odin gave him some somewhat solid advice in the form of a note.
- Make sure they feel comfortable.
- Bring lots of food.
- Massage their feet,back,and arms
- head massages too.
- Comfort them.
- "do the shit you'd usually do Thor. don't ask me shit."
Ahem. After that quick paper toss he decided to just go with the flow(heh, get it? The flow? Like the blood pouring out of you right now? Get it? Ha ha. Yeah I'll just go.)
He's much more used to your usual kind and gentle aura okay? It's hard when he's never dealt with such anger like yours.
Your anger is far worse than the anger he's seen from other gods in Valhalla. You've got such a tongue when snipping back at the nasty remarks from other gods that dared to challenge you. He thought it was incredibly hot if he was to be honest.
You snapped a lot when you were with Loki. Loki the entire time just going on and on about "Why won't she choose me?" or some shit. You didn't pay enough attention so you had nothing to say back. Loki tended to be more annoying when you were dealing with your period, which made everything worse.
So out of annoyance, you suddenly grabbed Loki's ear and swung him around you with one arm, flinging him out of Valhalla. Thor saw the entire scene in action and was wide eyed at what he'd just seen.
Heracles:
Oh baby he's amazing. At first he was a little confuzzled with the quick shifts in mood, but now he's perfect at handling it! He knows what to do now to make you feel better :)
You've never once made him the target of your angry shifts in mood, absolutely never. He's always so kind and caring with taking care of your needs, always doing as much as he can to bring the most amount of comfort!
But he never thought you were terrifying until he saw how you dealt with Loki. He had said something crude about something that happened about Heracles and made a few insensitive jokes about it. Heracles brushed it off as he usually did when taunted. But then you suddenly punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.
Loki was now on the floor out cold and Heracles is now nervous as hell and is trying to get you to stop. Heracles understood that you wanted to defend him but he didn't think you'd just punch him! Anyways.. after 5 seconds you were now completely calm bathing in Heracles presence.
Hermes:
He's not shocked. He's dealt with mood shifts of his own before, but with you it's different. You were usually so sweet and as perfect as can be. Not saying after these mood shifts that you weren't still but c'mon.
He's much better at handling it, he brings a comfortable peace and quiet to the space and is a very needed shoulder to cry on.
He'll bring some tea to sooth any painful cramps you feel and will bring foods that'll lessen the stress and headaches you may receive.
He's not sarcastic or making jokes, he is reassuring you and making sure you're okay.
Ahem, one evening when you and Hermes were taking a light stroll minding your business. you suddenly heard a few random unimportant gods talk about you and Hermes, rumors. "I heard they cheated on Hermes with [Random god]" "Really? Well they have been hanging out with that god so it'd make sense" did these gods think they could just accuse you of being a cheater? Okay! Upon hearing this, you quickly picked up a nearby chair and launched it straight at the gods that spoke I'll of you.
Hermes was standing right behind watching the scene unfold. He was bewildered at the sudden anger and didn't make any attempts to stop you. Those gods should've known better than to do something idiotic.
Ror men with s/o who never gets angry, but finally lashes out.
Requested Characters: Loki, Poseidon, Hermes and Shiva.
Warnings: Mentions of injuries (not towards reader).
Notes: I have yet to crash out, and hopefully never.
Scenario:
"RoR gods with a Male! Lover that never gets angry like you can pour a whole bucket on water on him and he'd still be calm until he broke and lashed out?"
Loki
It's no surprise the Norse god is infamous for his pranks. Harmful or not.
So having a lover like you, someone who doesn't get angry easily, or at all, almost put him on edge.
To be specific, the edge of excitement to a degree. Whether it be hiding your stuff, shape-shifting or jumpscares, you remain unfazed.
He soon realized that his pranks have no affect on you, and his pranks had stopped.
Until the incident:
"Loki, have you seen my basket? It had all my freshly picked ingredients that I was planning to use for tonight." , your lover turned to you and shook his head. A simple, "Nah.", escaped his lips.
The sounds of chewing had been heard from the dining room in the palace. Odin's birds had decided to take it upon themselves to feast on your delicacies that you've worked hard to grow.
"You little-"
Nothing could have prepared Loki for his ears to hear the words come out of your mouth. His lover, always calm and collected, is now berating and screaming to the bird duo. It was a sight to see. Thrilling, but terrifying.
Since that day, he has gained a newfound respect and love for you.
He is also grateful that, so far, he hasn't been a recipient of your anger.
But enjoys the thought of you berating everyone else.
Poseidon
The two of you go hand in hand. However, you are more tolerant compared to him by a longshot.
He thinks your tolerance will be your downfall, as many have tried to push you over or take advantage of you.
However, you still manage to stand your ground, calm and collected.
He thinks your behaviour is what many should strive for, someone who holds themselves without falter.
But even the toughest wall can break with a little more effort:
Poseidon strides through the halls, head high and posture straight. He pays no mind with those who cower before him and the silence that fills the air. All he is thinking about is to get to you.
He is abruptly stopped as he witnesses a man thrown across the room, crashing into the wall with many injuries. He turns to see the culprit and finds you. Heavens, you look...enraged.
You ignore the stares, rolling up your sleeves as you plan to teach the man a world of pain. Poseidon doesn't stop you, instead tells you, "Make it quick. I plans with you this evening that I don't intend to go to waste."
You nod.
Underneath that cool façade, he is shook. Not like he'd ever tell you. Never in his life time.
He only advices you to handle the situations with more grace. And that he means more force.
He isn't the only being that many cower in fear along the halls anymore. With you by his side of course.
Hermes
Similar to Poseidon, the two of you are two peas in a pod. Composed and never letting others get to you.
Being the son of Zeus and messenger of the Greek Pantheon, Hermes has had his fair share of moments when he could have gave in to his emotions, but chose not to.
It goes against his character and the expectations of being a god.
And being his lover, it's no wonder why the two of you work well together. After all, there's nothing that could break your calm demeanor.
Or so he thought:
Yearly meetings were often held in order to keep updates and to make suggestions. Although boring, it's what kept the peace and ensured growth. Arguments were bound to break out, sooner or later. It's normal.
What's not normal, is seeing you rip a member of the council a new one after making an audacious suggestion that even left him speechless. He's less concerned about the suggestion, and more on how you continue to break the person's spirit to the point, they sink into their seat.
The room is silent when you pardon yourself in an attempt to cool down. Zeus can only chuckle and whisper to Hermes, "Make sure to bring them to more of these meetings. It spices up the place." Hermes could only blink.
Hermes sees you in a new light, no longer as just his equal, but something more than that.
He is more surprised that you managed to act as if nothing happened. He's never met anyone like you.
He takes Zeus's word in bringing you to meetings more often. Makes everyone think twice before speaking.
Shiva
You are a complete contrast to his character. He's most likely to argue when the victim of pranks, you on the other hand, ignore it or brush it off.
He respects the way you hold yourself, and how you don't let anything get to you personally.
He could name a list of beings he knows that don't even a drop of patience in their blood compared to you.
Often, he likes to learn from you, wanting to be a little more tolerant to certain situations that may come by.
And today he would learn another thing from you:
It wasn't everyday that Shiva would be approached by the servants of Valhalla for something urgent. Oh, it's about you. Must be important since they have such worried looks.
He walked along the servants, voices of yelling had become become louder. Instinctively, he walked faster, almost leaving the servants behind. Opening the door that had tried to contain all the noise, only to find you being the cause. You were slandering and berating some poor guy.
It didn't help with the wooden spoon in your hand. It looked as if you might actually hit the guy with it. Shiva could only chuckle to himself, before deciding to take you away. He didn't want you to cause any casualties.
He would tease you for the sudden change in personality, but not out of ill intent. He understands that even you have your limits.
Would like it if you express yourself, instead of bottling it up. He's just a little worried that you suppress your emotions in favour of keeping the peace.
He would, however, brag to his colleagues about how you tore someone a new one, much to the chagrin of his best friend Rudra and wives.
RoR Incorrect quotes#144 Cuteness Agression hit him-
Y/n*With a fake Italian accent, looking ashamed*-You disrespect me...you disrespect my family...
Adam, Eve, and you're brothers sneeze somewhere..
Y/n: You rub my belly...call me your big fat chonky baby...YOU CALL ME YOUR LIL POTATO!
Y/n*Pouting, looking up the giant butler at them offended*THAT HURTS ME DEEP Hermie...that hurts me deep
Hermes*Looking down at you, not understanding a lick of what you're sayin, but his hearts melt and thinks you're just cranky for snacks*I made your favorites~
Reader: *smiling and waving at Apollo from her seat*
Ares: *glowering* "Doesn't Apollo have enough women fawning over him? I don't know what to do anymore!"
Hermes: "...Ares, may I offer some advice? As your brother?"
Ares: "...well, fine, but I hardly see what you could possibly--"
Hermes: *grabs Ares's collar and yanks him down to eye-level* "I am so bloody sick of hearing this year after year, 'oh Hermes what am I to do? I told her I loved her, I took it back, I'm afraid of commitment, I'm worried what Aphrodite will say' FOR OUR SAKE, MAKE A MOVE!"
Ares:*looks at a very angry Herakles chasing after Y/N* .....Brother Herakles...usually isn't someone to...get that angry....what in the Heavens did Y/N do to piss him off.
Hermes: From what I learned....Y/N shaved Jack's mustache while he was sleeping.
Ares:That's it? Brother Herakles is overreacting, It can't be that bad.
Jack:*appears* that's what I said.
Ares/Hermes:......
Jack:Y/N just wanted to see how my face looked without them, they meant no harm, they were just curious. *laughs*
Y/N:CAN YOU REPEAT THAT TO HIM!?
Herakles:I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!!
Y/N:HE LOOKS GOOD LIKE THAT!! WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?! I WAS CURIOUS
Herakles:WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID JUST FOR CURIOSITY!?!?!?
Y/N:WELL APPARENTLY ME, DUH!*keeps running*
Ares:....Yeah, he has every right to be pissed
Hermes:*chuckles*
Jack:Oh dear.
(Ironically I was the one to erase his mustache....twice *evil laughs*)
I love your writing! I have 2 last requests if that is okay but can you write ROR normal Thor,Loki and Hermes as boyfriends vs them as yanderes?
*cough* can you also generally write Brun as a gf to a female reader✌️🥹
ᰔᩚ “Babes Beware.”
Summary: To be loved is to be cherished and protected. But when devotion becomes obsession, how far is someone willing to go to hold on?
Trigger Warnings: Yandere themes, obsessive behavior, possessiveness, unhealthy relationships, emotional manipulation, jealousy, implied violence, controlling behavior, and toxic relationship dynamics
A/N: These requests are becoming second-nature to respond to now (￣▽￣；) They're like the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to bed!! But other than the constant pondering, I hope you enjoy these, Anon (づ>///<)づ🎁
🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:
Thor has a natural reserved and detached nature with pretty much everybody he meets, even fellow fighters. This wouldn't really change when he enters a relationship with his S/O, but there would be very minor changes that take a sharp eye to see.
He's not verbally affectionate, rather he is more physically loving. Thor tends to hang around you as his largest form of love. It, to him, shows his feelings better since he's normally avoidant of or violent towards the things he doesn't enjoy.
Thor also brings you gifts without any reason, just that he saw something and wanted to give you it so he did. He normally finds out what you like during his hand outs with you, just listening to you.
He lets you lean against him while pretending to not notice. The closeness helps wind him down from any large "Giant-masses" he comes back from.
Speaking of "Giant-masses", Thor is very protective of his S/O. He always stands between you and danger without a second thought. If he senses his father is starting to get more unhinged due to a current debate, he just shifts you either into his arms or behind him to shield you.
The biggest issues when it comes to being with Thor is, during any argument, he rarely uses his voice -- which makes him withdraw. But he does eventually return to solve things directly so that it doesn't just endlessly float around. He prefers to solve the disagreements when you're both calm.
If you're a happy-go-lucky person, this boy really enjoys you. He's very quiet and more negative due to his fighting tendencies and lonely environment due to his strength, so you just being there and reminding him of the brighter parts just makes him relax.
🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:
Yandere! Thor is very unsettling because of his quiet tendency. His love can end up turning into a silent obsession and just mentally checks off that "You belong with me" and doesn't let go.
His devotion to you is like the 47 Ronin and their Lord, Asano Naganori. He would do literally anything to keep you to himself and safe. You are one of the only things that truly interests him in his long-time existence.
Yandere! Thor watches over you constantly and follows your routine to a tee. If there is any perceived threat during his observation, he removes them without any hesitation. It's not due to paranoia, but because he's convinced that it's necessary.
Yandere! Thor's jealousy is extremely dangerous. It doesn't happen often, but when he does get jealous, it's colder rather than emotional. If someone is flirting with you they may just simply disappear from your life without a trace.
The worst part is that, in his mind, it's not cruelty; it's solving a problem.
He keeps some traits the same with his normal counterpart, and that's his freedom. Yandere! Thor lets you be as free as you want to be until he senses possible abandonment. When he senses that, his restraint just goes out the window.
Once it gets to the point where his emotions unravel, Yandere! Thor becomes very difficult to escape due to his sheer power and patience. He can wait as long as it's needed for you to understand why he is keeping you to himself and away from those that once cared about you.
You cannot get to him mentally either. His entire delusion is that he is protecting you rather than controlling you.
🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:
Loki thrives on entertainment and emotional reactions from the people around him. Him with his S/O would uniquely occupy an important place in his attention, which would end up exposing his playful nature and deeper insecurities that he works so hard to bury.
When Loki first met his future S/O, he was the same playful and teasing God he always is. He would be practically impossible to take seriously, which became his downfall when he recognized his romantic interest in you.
He constantly jokes, flirts, and does whatever he can to provoke a reaction out of you, even when together. Though he does end up becoming surprisingly attentive, which allows him to know what makes you laugh, what annoys you, what makes you feel fear, and know your weaknesses.
Loki doesn't find these out to exploit you with them, he finds these out because he enjoys understanding you completely.
Being in a relationship with Loki does end up causing some trust issues. This is because of his issue with lying. Sometimes he lies for a purpose and others because he's bored. This could lead to you struggling to know when he's serious.
This could lead to fights which he often deflects through humor, dodges completely, or tests your boundaries with. He doesn't explode on you when emotionally cornered. But, Loki does end up revealing vulnerability in small bursts before hiding it again like normal. It's a default, automatic response.
Thankfully, he is able to prevent many fights because of his great understanding of you emotionally.
Loki ends up giving you an endless list of nicknames. He'll use these when he teases you or just to make you blush for no reason.
He, much like with everybody else in his immortal life, plays pranks on you by shape-shifting. Loki will turn into your pet if you have one, Thor, Heracles, hell one time he turned into Odin and was scolded not only by the true All-Father, but by you!
Does he ever stop? Nope. He loves being the center of your attention, and he'll do anything he needs to be under that spotlight of yours.
🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:
Yandere! Loki is one of the most dangerous out of everybody; humans and Gods. This is because manipulation is already a key part of his personality.
He ends up turning everything into a game centered around keeping you to himself. Yandere! Loki obsessively monitors your friendships, daily routines, and your emotional state. And unlike his normal counterpart, he does end up using this understanding of you so he can exploit you and make you dependent on him and him alone.
When together, Yandere! Loki doesn't necessarily use force to keep you by his side. Rather he uses psychology. This is where his observations of you come into play.
Instead of saying things like "Don't leave me." Yandere! Loki will say "Why would you want anyone else when I'm everything you need?" With every coy smile and innocent-sounding word, he slowly moves you into isolation rather than just taking you right off the bat.
Yandere! Loki impersonates everybody you get close to for further analysis. He also mercilessly takes their place to ruin their bond with you, making them seem two-faced and cause you to isolate yourself from them and scurry right on into his open arms.
He would have no problem dispatching certain... pains. He's framed someone before, he can certainly do it again and not feel an inch of guilt.
Over time, Yandere! Loki becomes more and more possessive, but it's so well hidden and you won't realize what's happening until it's too late.
🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:
Hermes is a naturally observant and emotionally perceptive God. He would no doubt understand his S/O in-and-out before bonding with them, and while they may not completely understand him, they do understand a more attentive and quietly affectionate side that he rarely allows others to witness.
Like mentioned before, Hermes is most likely the most emotionally intelligent God. This, paired with his natural refined attitude, allows him to present his affection as elegant and controlled.
He's able to notice mood changes, stress, and hidden worries long before his S/O even mentioned them.
Rather than jumping in like Superman, Hermes merely stands to the side and quietly supports you through it. He allows you to grow on your own, only offering his hand when he knows you need a little push to either relax or to understand better.
Now, despite his emotional understandings, Hermes is quite distant when it comes to his own emotions. He doesn't do it because he lacks care for the people around him, but he does it because it's his natural way of keeping his guard up.
He's not nearly as physically strong as his uncles, Hades and Poseidon, his father, Zeus, or even his brothers, Heracles, Ares, and Apollo. He lets his mind speak and his mind has told him to keep himself a mystery, as to allow a high-ground of sorts.
Though it does end up causing some issues with you and him. You may end up struggling to understand what he's really thinking, how he really feels about something, or if he's even being honest with you. But he does help prevent any blow-ups between the two of you as he senses your growing negativity and he speaks it out calmly and respectfully.
Hermes is an excellent listener, as he delivers messages between many of the Gods. This allows him to pick out very thoughtful gifts and remember every important event in your shared lives.
He remembers anniversaries and always makes sure to gift you some subtly physical affection from time to time just so you remember he's there for you.
🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:
Yandere! Hermes is terrifying. He's just as calm and composed as his normal counterpart, but he has a dark side that ends up covering not just his mind and heart, but yours as well. It's slow, but it's a process he doesn't dare stop.
His obsession with you shows as healthy as first. He supports you, helps you, and anticipates any of your needs and desires. As you proceed to spend more time with him, this ends up twisting itself around until your life becomes a puppet of his.
He twists and twists your life around until he is certain of one thing; that you begin to depend on him.
Yandere! Hermes rarely loses his balance emotionally, rather he just manipulates everything around you. If somebody were to threaten your relationship, he wouldn't confront them, but he would end up moving things around in your life so that whomever was the threat just becomes obsolete.
He will do this with anybody; friends, family, even just some random person on the street. There is nothing and nobody off limits in his mind.
Yandere! Hermes is a master of emotional manipulation, much like Yandere! Loki. He doesn't show any jealousy, making it seem like he is fine with whomever you surround yourself with. Yet, he always makes it feel like the person you were around was the issue and not his own darkened mind whenever it comes up.
He tracks your information constantly, always staying up to date with your likes and dislikes, the people you chose to be around, even the most insignificant things you do or say. He knows it all.
Eventually, all of his hard work moves you to feel safest with him there. You end up in a prison cell not made of metal and rotting hope, but of velvet silk and tainted love.
🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:
Brunhilde is defined by her loyalty and determination to protect those she cares for. She is fierce and intense emotionally, which becomes significantly more personal when she gains an S/O and directs those traits towards.
She is ambitious, protective, and very showy with her feelings which allows you to know the real her. You, and anybody else, can see how much she fights for you, supports, and defends you with an aggression that can only come from a place of deep and resounding love.
The eldest of the Valkyries values loyalty above all else. If you defended her or one of her sisters from one of the divine opponents they gained during Ragnarok, she somehow ends up falling deeper for you.
Even before the burden of Ragnarok, Brunhilde constantly places everything on her shoulders. Any minor or major inconvenience immediately is taken from her sisters and placed into her mind and heart, and she tends to handle them alone.
This ends up creating issues because she may struggle to hide her strains in order to protect her S/O.
Your issues may end up turning into fights where you bring up her overworking herself, her refusal to receive any help, and her constant sacrifices. Brunhilde may end up exploding at you for bringing it all up, but she realizes her issues when you finally speak of wanting to be there for everything. You chose her and want to help and love her, which just makes her walls start crumbling.
After those walls crumble? Brunhilde begins to open up more. Does she tell you everything, no. But she does end up letting you assist her in carrying her burdens more often, and that you can at least give her some props for.
Brunhilde naturally takes charge in your relationship, and so she tends to be the more dominant one in protection, giving you compliments, and just being the one who is always there. Her pride bursts at the seem whenever you succeed, to which she happily shouts, "That's my S/O!"
🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:
Yandere! Brunhilde is the safest option on this list, but that does not mean she's harmless.
Her obsession, unlike many yanderes from this series, is fueled by the fear of loss. She's lost many people in her life, as she is an immortal being and time flows on, but she sacrifices so much for the sake of the overall good that attachment from her can become overwhelming.
Yandere! Brunhilde devotes herself completely to you; mind, body, and soul. You become one of the few people that she refuses to lose, no matter what.
She'll justify any extreme actions if they are believed to be necessary by her. If somebody threatens your bond, she'll just think; "I had no choice."
The same determination she uses against the Gods becomes focused entirely on keeping her S/O around.
Yandere! Brunhilde is one of the most protective divine yanderes. She, much like others, constantly monitors you so you don't get caught in danger. If you ever started taking risks, Yandere! Brunhilde would struggle in allowing you wiggle room in your relationship out of fear it may backfire horribly.
Her possessiveness stems heavily from her anxiety rather than any entitlement in you being her lover.
Yet, despite everything she would do to keep you safe, Yandere! Brunhilde would sacrifice everything to keep you safe. She's healthy like her normal half, but her constant paranoia ends up costing her a lot of her points in being the healthiest yandere to fall in love with.
