Strixhaven Rap Battle
Let’s do this!
Quandrix
Two four eight, sixteen thirty-two
Your number is up, because we’re coming for you!
The greatness of Quandrix, cannot be overstated
Power level’s so high, can hardly be calculated
You other schools think you’re smart, with your lectures and chalk
Let’s hear you recite pi backwards, and maybe then we can talk
With your linear growth, you think you have such potential
Meanwhile we’re doubling down, and our plan’s exponential
Compared to our math, your homework looks like a clown
And we’ll fractal you up, so you better back down!
Who wants to go next?! (For those who haven’t witnessed a Magic Rap Battle before, literally ANYONE is welcome to join in.)
Silverquill, represent!
Lights up, write till the night's done, fight's done Silverquill here casting shadows in your bright sun I won't give up, gimme a pen and a page I'll write you into a rage, and make you rattle your cage All the world is our stage, but you'd be lucky to play a bit part Got your head start? Can't go far, I'm a shooting star So you see, when the rabble rolls up with their crew I'll refute, say the truth, I was meant to do
Witherbloom's weeds and their pestilent seeds Can't help but shiver and wither when I breathe, what you breed are atrocities Tending the Pests, I AM THE BEST, I'll smash all the rest! Don't forget, best reflect as you genuflect!
Lorehold? More like a Snorehold, or Borehold Your hour is up, give it up, I'll shake it up before your lore's told Have you Made your Mark? Don't think I see a spark! I'm gonna leave YOU buried in what I've Ripped Apart.
Prismari, your art means your heart isn't quite pleased I'll Teach by Example, so play your part, tout d'suite! Inspired? Or tired? You're scrambling too hard, see Just get blown away by my Dramatic Finale
Quandrix is floundering and drowning in rap Decisive Denials make your theorems fall flat Your Body of Research is beached, you can't teach Cause you didn't factor in that I'm one ruthless beast!
So you see? Take the bait and I'll Humiliate the greats Don't hate what's first-rate, you'll Go Blank while I make bank It's fate, serve it on their plate, deny it all you want, my every taunt makes your nerves start to shake So I'll give it to you straight, Silverquill dominates!












