Jordan Kennedy

pfp @/buried oddity

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

“Jane Prentiss is dead.”

You’re part of them now. And they’re a part of you.

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You already know Jordan! Gonna have fun rping a relatively normal guy!! For those confused, he's ant man that gives Jon Jane's ashes , and appears in the Mag 184 eyepocalypse domain !

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come back later I'm a lazy chud...

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Welcome back, I guess.

It was a bit boring without you to heckle.

- @agonising-and-beautiful

[ Dryer than the Sahara ] Wow, this makes me feel so appreciated.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

:)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Don't smile at me like that

[agonising-and-beautiful]

Why not? Got something against me, ant-boy?

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Thought we'd already established that. And why ant boy out of all the bugs I kill? Don't tell me it's to do with him.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

To do with who? :)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

...you know who I'm taking about.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

I'm allowed to talk about your boy-toy, anty.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Not my boy-toy. Also not anty.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

He isn’t? Kinda looks like he is. Kenn-ant-y.

You two should just get it over with and confess your undying, insect-y love or whatever it is.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Kenn-ant-y??

We have no love an' even if we did it wouldn't be like... that. I barely know the guy.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

You’re the one who brought him up, Jord-ant.

You seem pretty thoroughly obsessed with him, practically pining.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

You're the one that keeps talkin' about ants. And I'm pretty sure you've got it wrong, it's the other way 'round.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

..

Are you implying I’m interested in Amherst?

God, I don’t hate myself that much.

He’s perfect for you, though. You’re both …buggy.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Again, I hunt bugs, I'm not part of those lot. This seems to be some sorta theme with ya, you get branded horrors or somethin' ?

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Welcome back, I guess.

It was a bit boring without you to heckle.

- @agonising-and-beautiful

[ Dryer than the Sahara ] Wow, this makes me feel so appreciated.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

:)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Don't smile at me like that

[agonising-and-beautiful]

Why not? Got something against me, ant-boy?

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Thought we'd already established that. And why ant boy out of all the bugs I kill? Don't tell me it's to do with him.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

To do with who? :)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

...you know who I'm taking about.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

I'm allowed to talk about your boy-toy, anty.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Not my boy-toy. Also not anty.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

He isn’t? Kinda looks like he is. Kenn-ant-y.

You two should just get it over with and confess your undying, insect-y love or whatever it is.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Kenn-ant-y??

We have no love an' even if we did it wouldn't be like... that. I barely know the guy.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

You’re the one who brought him up, Jord-ant.

You seem pretty thoroughly obsessed with him, practically pining.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

You're the one that keeps talkin' about ants. And I'm pretty sure you've got it wrong, it's the other way 'round.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Welcome back, I guess.

It was a bit boring without you to heckle.

- @agonising-and-beautiful

[ Dryer than the Sahara ] Wow, this makes me feel so appreciated.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

:)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Don't smile at me like that

[agonising-and-beautiful]

Why not? Got something against me, ant-boy?

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Thought we'd already established that. And why ant boy out of all the bugs I kill? Don't tell me it's to do with him.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

To do with who? :)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

...you know who I'm taking about.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

I'm allowed to talk about your boy-toy, anty.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Not my boy-toy. Also not anty.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

He isn’t? Kinda looks like he is. Kenn-ant-y.

You two should just get it over with and confess your undying, insect-y love or whatever it is.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Kenn-ant-y??

We have no love an' even if we did it wouldn't be like... that. I barely know the guy.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Welcome back, I guess.

It was a bit boring without you to heckle.

- @agonising-and-beautiful

[ Dryer than the Sahara ] Wow, this makes me feel so appreciated.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

:)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Don't smile at me like that

[agonising-and-beautiful]

Why not? Got something against me, ant-boy?

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Thought we'd already established that. And why ant boy out of all the bugs I kill? Don't tell me it's to do with him.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

To do with who? :)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

...you know who I'm taking about.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

I'm allowed to talk about your boy-toy, anty.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Not my boy-toy. Also not anty.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Welcome back, I guess.

It was a bit boring without you to heckle.

- @agonising-and-beautiful

[ Dryer than the Sahara ] Wow, this makes me feel so appreciated.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

:)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Don't smile at me like that

[agonising-and-beautiful]

Why not? Got something against me, ant-boy?

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Thought we'd already established that. And why ant boy out of all the bugs I kill? Don't tell me it's to do with him.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

To do with who? :)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

...you know who I'm taking about.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Welcome back, I guess.

It was a bit boring without you to heckle.

- @agonising-and-beautiful

[ Dryer than the Sahara ] Wow, this makes me feel so appreciated.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

:)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Don't smile at me like that

[agonising-and-beautiful]

Why not? Got something against me, ant-boy?

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Thought we'd already established that. And why ant boy out of all the bugs I kill? Don't tell me it's to do with him.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

YOU'RE BACK!!! Oh my goodness I was so worried- I looked for you and I just couldn't find you and I was so scared but you're back and you're here and-

What... what are you talkin' about?

[antherst]

You disappeared Jordan!! Vanished!!

I was worried about you..

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Oh, yeah. That. That happened. Sorry for worryin' you, I guess.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Welcome back, I guess.

It was a bit boring without you to heckle.

- @agonising-and-beautiful

[ Dryer than the Sahara ] Wow, this makes me feel so appreciated.

[agonising-and-beautiful]

:)

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Don't smile at me like that

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Welcome back, I guess.

It was a bit boring without you to heckle.

- @agonising-and-beautiful

[ Dryer than the Sahara ] Wow, this makes me feel so appreciated.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

YOU'RE BACK!!! Oh my goodness I was so worried- I looked for you and I just couldn't find you and I was so scared but you're back and you're here and-

What... what are you talkin' about?

[zizisrpsideblog]

ITS ZIZI !! zizi announcement time ! I'm back a bit early, hello! most likely have touched up on blog design! All interactions from before will not continue unfortunately, though the lore remains! I'm so glad to be back!!

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

[ CLICK ]

R-right, so... I, uh, found this letter. In the post. I don't-

'Dear Mista Kennedy'- it's actually spelt like that, god, the grammar is shit- 'You seems to have caught the interest of one of our bugs! And associate with The Witch, fire!' - is that some shitty attempt at slang? - 'I'll tell it to ya straight, Mista, we'd like to innerview ya! Howzabout it? Seez ya on the firsta next month! Maybe we'll drop you off again, round the 8th. Of Jupiter! Nah, you lot say June, doncha'? Funny bunch!'

...not signed. Fuckin' Christ. Is it bad that I snagged a tape recorder? I found one lyin' about, and them Magnus folk- I just. I can't do nothin' bout it. I just. I don' wanna disappear and have shit to show for it. So, yeah. If you see this... I dunno. I really don't know.

[ CLICK ]

[antherst]

Hey. Amherst. People keep annoying me 'bout you. Tell them you don't fancy me so they quit it.

Ah- I'm afraid I cannot do that without lying...

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Huh? It ain' that hard, you don't have to be ominous 'bout it.

[antherst]

For goodness sake Kennedy.

I would be lying if I said I didn't "fancy you" so you put it. Please don't make me repeat myself again...

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

You.

You're pulling my leg. Cmon, Amherst, that's stupid. Even for ya. It's a dumb joke. Quit it.

[antherst]

[Amherst sighs, quiet for a moment.]

Is it that unbelievable? I'm being serious..

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

... We barely know eachother, man.

[ Jordan tries again, weakly. Like he doesn't want to face the possibility. Also like he's genuinely confused ]

[antherst]

[He lets out a disappointed scoff and shakes his head.]

Nevermind..

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

[ Jordan doesn't even know what to say. He doesn't mind Amherst, but like that... how do you reject someone you don't even know that well? Someone that you aren't exactly friends yet, something you were working towards? ]

...Alrigh'

[ That's the answer. You can't. ]

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Hey! I heard you have some good tea. Can you share?

-@cosettedashiell

Some... good... uh. Sure. Let me get the kettle boilin'

[cosettedashiell]

Oh! I meant gossip. I would like some actual tea though.

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Huh. Oh, right. Sure. Ya take it light or strong?

[ He seems wholly unfazed to someone just showing up in his house ]

[cosettedashiell]

Light please!

[sits down and starts humming]

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Nice. K.

[ Jordan goes and gets the kettle running and preps the tea, returning with two cups, one of which he sets in front of Cosette. ]

Whatcha want to hear about then?

[ Wow. Direct. ]

[cosettedashiell]

Anything. Tell me anything!

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Uh.

[ What type of stuff did teenage girls like listening to again? ]

There's... this weirdo. Name a' John Amherst. Everyone keeps actin' like we're together. I dunno if I even consider 'im a friend yet, so...

[antherst]

Hey. Amherst. People keep annoying me 'bout you. Tell them you don't fancy me so they quit it.

Ah- I'm afraid I cannot do that without lying...

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Huh? It ain' that hard, you don't have to be ominous 'bout it.

[antherst]

For goodness sake Kennedy.

I would be lying if I said I didn't "fancy you" so you put it. Please don't make me repeat myself again...

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

You.

You're pulling my leg. Cmon, Amherst, that's stupid. Even for ya. It's a dumb joke. Quit it.

[antherst]

[Amherst sighs, quiet for a moment.]

Is it that unbelievable? I'm being serious..

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

... We barely know eachother, man.

[ Jordan tries again, weakly. Like he doesn't want to face the possibility. Also like he's genuinely confused ]

[antherst]

Hey. Amherst. People keep annoying me 'bout you. Tell them you don't fancy me so they quit it.

Ah- I'm afraid I cannot do that without lying...

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

Huh? It ain' that hard, you don't have to be ominous 'bout it.

[antherst]

For goodness sake Kennedy.

I would be lying if I said I didn't "fancy you" so you put it. Please don't make me repeat myself again...

[leonkennedyscoolercousin]

You.

You're pulling my leg. Cmon, Amherst, that's stupid. Even for ya. It's a dumb joke. Quit it.