weezbert

Basically a Vietnamese Jegbert | They/Them | Mine of the Or variety | Weeeezer enjoyer | I draw stuff on occasion 🇻🇳🇲🇽 Karl Marx Kinnie

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Hi!!! I’m SparkleSpritz from Ao3 and I’m sosososoosooo overjoyed and honoured you drew art from my MeuKri fic!!! Your art is so wonderful and THANKYTJANKYOUTHANKYOU FOR DRAWING MEUKRI AND ENJOYING MY FIC!!!!!!

I thank you in turn for making a real cute little fic, was real fun drawing the scene and I’m glad you liked my fanart!

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Go read this fic it’s real cute

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83670486

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Can Aranea meet the cooler Kankri pls? I mean the Sufferer, not Karkat or Beforus Karkat

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Aranea’s obsession with The Signless yet dismissing of Kankri who is just eternally 19 Signless amuses me greatly

[weezerfanatic]

Kankri is a bratty jerk who doesn’t spend enough time researching every issue he talks about and tends to jump the gun and rush in to fight people’s fights for them but he does have a genuine love for the people around him and is unashamed about his identity and wants to prove to everyone around him that he doesn’t need their help and he wants to make sure nobody ever has to feel as bad about their identity as The Imposter felt but because he’s horrible at social interaction he goes on long winded wordy tangents that almost everyone ignores and no matter how much he tries none of his friends genuinely like him for him and no matter how much they hate him he will continue to be himself because he’d rather double die than be an imposter because he is a bleeding heart

He got isekaid to planet super fascist hell and was left alone with his thoughts long enough for him to lock-in and lead s large scale movement, it’s not like The Dolorosa gave him “Be A Revolutionary 101”, Kankri did always have the ability to be The Sufferer

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I love him so deeply

Is this a safe space to admit I hc him as NPD or are we not woke enough for it yet

[weezerfanatic]

Nah vro I’m level 100 woke, the rest of the world might not be ready to come to terms with the truth that Kankri is very neurodivergent but I am, NPD Kankri is real

Also just, autism spectrum too

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I’m gonna cry he is just like me fr 💔💔💔

Where is one of those “your fave is” accounts that put characters on flags I need an npd and autistic one ASAP

[weezerfanatic]

Gotta get your own hands dirty sometimes

[weezerfanatic]

Kankri is a bratty jerk who doesn’t spend enough time researching every issue he talks about and tends to jump the gun and rush in to fight people’s fights for them but he does have a genuine love for the people around him and is unashamed about his identity and wants to prove to everyone around him that he doesn’t need their help and he wants to make sure nobody ever has to feel as bad about their identity as The Imposter felt but because he’s horrible at social interaction he goes on long winded wordy tangents that almost everyone ignores and no matter how much he tries none of his friends genuinely like him for him and no matter how much they hate him he will continue to be himself because he’d rather double die than be an imposter because he is a bleeding heart

He got isekaid to planet super fascist hell and was left alone with his thoughts long enough for him to lock-in and lead s large scale movement, it’s not like The Dolorosa gave him “Be A Revolutionary 101”, Kankri did always have the ability to be The Sufferer

[odd2thecore]

I love him so deeply

Is this a safe space to admit I hc him as NPD or are we not woke enough for it yet

[weezerfanatic]

Nah vro I’m level 100 woke, the rest of the world might not be ready to come to terms with the truth that Kankri is very neurodivergent but I am, NPD Kankri is real

Also just, autism spectrum too

[weezerfanatic]

if Claptrap and Kankri were stuck in a room together, who do you think would annoy the other first

They’re both named after the fact they don’t shut up and their friends don’t like them yet they unashamedly continue on being themselves they’d actually become besto friendos

[weezerfanatic]

Kankri is a bratty jerk who doesn’t spend enough time researching every issue he talks about and tends to jump the gun and rush in to fight people’s fights for them but he does have a genuine love for the people around him and is unashamed about his identity and wants to prove to everyone around him that he doesn’t need their help and he wants to make sure nobody ever has to feel as bad about their identity as The Imposter felt but because he’s horrible at social interaction he goes on long winded wordy tangents that almost everyone ignores and no matter how much he tries none of his friends genuinely like him for him and no matter how much they hate him he will continue to be himself because he’d rather double die than be an imposter because he is a bleeding heart

He got isekaid to planet super fascist hell and was left alone with his thoughts long enough for him to lock-in and lead s large scale movement, it’s not like The Dolorosa gave him “Be A Revolutionary 101”, Kankri did always have the ability to be The Sufferer

[weezerfanatic]

Various homestuck shitpost edits I’ve made

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Made a comment about Kankri’s obsession with making people feel comfortable born from a desire to show how he’s a capable individual and doesn’t want anyone to have to be as much of a loser as The Imposter and twitter crashed

Twiddler is anti-Kankri, Elon owns twiddler, Elon is anti-Kankri, Elon is the lover of The Orange Man who is himself a lover of Mr. Yahoo who is thus anti-Kankri which means fascism is anti-Kankri so basically if you’re anti-Kankri you’re admitting to the fact you’re a N@zi.

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Meukri yuri

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I just made some bulllllshit

Their ship name would be M9ney T4lks

Get it

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Meenah having to ask the other dancestors if they’re godtiered is kinds funny when you think about it. She spent the entire session tormenting people and failing to murder people, just used all her energy to fuck with everyone to the point she doesn’t know important information about them like if they reached godtier or not

The Dancestors aren’t friendly with eachother on a wide scale and so I guess it’d make sense if they just, hid information like that from eachother

With them playing sgrub for the longest of the 4 groups it’s honestly a surprise only Aranea and Meenah godtiered

There are doomed versions of them that do have godtier outfits on so they probably did level high enough to be eligible for godtiering but just didn’t go through with it

Most of them don’t seem like they cared about sgrub that much so I guess that’s a valid reason the alpha timeline versions of them didn’t godtier

What if more of the dancestors actually were godtiered but just didn’t wear the outfit and hid their wings, probably would just be the ones that cared enough about winning the game, which I think would’ve just been Kankri and Mituna

Actually Kankri’s godtier ministrife sprite doesn’t have wings so he’d have the easiest time hiding being a godtier (but meenah and aranea don’t always have wings so I guess they could just toggle them? Kankri exclusively not having wings even with the outfit on is cool though.) Kankri’s a Seer and does the Seer vision stuff as The Signless without being a godtier so Kankri also just doesn’t need to godtier other than to gain flight and the conditional immortality, but he also got both of those and better immortality when he became a ghost so he wins I guess.

If Kankri ever comes back and has relevance in HS^2 I’d like him to wear his Seer robes. The Seer outfit and the outfit The Signless wear are pretty similar, robes and tights n shit, so I like Kankri wearing Seer robes. Dirk got 2/3 Seers on his little spaceship he should’ve completed his collection.

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Shout out Kankri Vantas for showing that you can have good values and care about issues and still be an asshole

A common viewpoint on Kankri that I see is that he is simply a bootlicker with no sense of integrity when that’s moreso what Karkat is, Karkat and The Imposter want to be accepted into the caste system while Kankri and The Signless despise it and want rid of it.

Kankri is sympathetic towards how trolls of the higher end of the hemospectrum have the expectation that they’re meant to care for those lower than them but that’s more like he hates that people are forced into certain roles because of their caste which like, that does show he has integrity and he won’t bash the individuals just because they happened to be born a certain way. He says he admires how Latula doesn’t let that expectation change the way she interacts with those lower on the hemospectrum.

A shitty thing that Kankri does do is stop any form of a persons identity because he’s overcorrecting the wrongs lowbloods face due to their identities. This happens with Meenah calling out Cronus for pretending to be human kin for attention and Kankri interfering with this and Kankri is in the wrong here. He’s so worried about someone feeling pained that he is, knowingly or not, allowing them to stay in delusion. His focus is scattered between trying to fix every single issue that he doesn’t spend as much time looking into specific issues that don’t concern him as he should. If he thought about how Cronus feels seriously for a moment he’d come to the same conclusion as Meenah but Kankri doesn’t care about Cronus enough to do so and just goes “fuck dude, whatever makes you happy just don’t hurt anyone”

It’s like Meulin’s toxic positivity just on a grander scale since Kankri does this with anyone facing an issue he isn’t personally invested in, so any issue outside of being an outcast due to an uncontrollable factor (he could’ve had an interesting conversation with Jade since she’s like, a mutant to a certain degree, she got dog ears)

Kankri and Karkat both want to be liked despite their status as second second class citizens, Kankri tries to keep everyone happy while Karkat builds a wall around his heart so he doesn’t have to be vulnerable. Karkat’s attempt at isolation draws people in and backfires positively while Kankri’s attempts at peacekeeping comes off as annoying so people don’t like him even more.

I think a point could be made about how Porrim doesn’t really care about Kankri like how a friend would and is very condescending and ignores boundaries he tries to establish such as “please don’t touch me and stop coddling me”

None of the interesting nuances of Kankri even matter he’s not getting any more relevancy and his characterization is tainted by the shitty strawman tumblr sjw andrew hussie came up with in 5 minutes because of how rushed the ending of homestuck was fuck my chud life

[semidaily-femkri]

Another outfit I saw at work :3

Im gonna try to make an effort to post here more, sorry for the radio silence .<.

[weezerfanatic]

I hate Cronus for reasons other than him being a creepy incel chud loser bully and it’s that I’ve only ever seen one depiction of him that grabbed my interest and it was art of him and eridan where eridan was trying to use his wand and cronus popped up for a second and did some fatherson kamehameha stuff then ran away saying “magic’s not real”

I see a lot of fan depictions of him with a jock build and have him look like an actual greaser which y’know I get, the greaser thing is the only thing he has going for him on the attractiveness scale to most people, but he’s also just a larper loser wannabe greaser and he doesn’t strike me as the type of person to have the will to put in the effort to work out consistently I think he’s a scrawny loser who only ever won fights because he has the ahabs crosshair or whatever it’s called.

The stuff they do with him in source material also really disappoints me because we get NOTHING when it comes to who he was before dying in the slightest other than the fact he was into magic but lost hope because someone told him to stop being a loser, kinda implied Kurloz was that guy which means Kurloz has done one (1) good thing and it was be mean to Cronus. He says he was pals with Mituna before the accident (another event kinda implied to have Kurloz behind it all which negates his goodnoodle sticker) which could either be genuine on Cronus’s part and he was actually pals with Mituna before the accident but I feel like if anything he’s just exaggerating the relationship he had with Mituna like how Eridan really wants to be pitch with Sollux while Sollux isn’t interested and just platonically hates him. 2 for 2 on Amporas viewing their relationships with the Captor and Vantas as being more important than said Captor and Vantas view.

Cronus doesn’t have anything going for him other than his visual aesthetic, I guess people like how he’s a fucking chud loser but even then Eridan fills that role better and has some other stuff going for him. There’s also definitely a subset of Cronus fans the only like him because they know he’s seen as a bad person and want to be edgy, once again another character fills the role of being a dickhead that you can like and it’s Caliborn because at least Caliborn is relevant and has pretty funny bits and interesting dynamics with other characters.

Last note, I think Cronus x Kankri is an absolute yaoi fluff slop ship. Their personalities don’t mesh in a way where they’d genuinely like spending time with eachother and them hanging out would only make sense as them not having anyone else who can tolerate them and once again that’s ANOTHER role that another character fills better than Cronus, Horuss. Horuss is the only character we see have a genuine postive reaction to Kankri going on a monologue and they do the “sexual prude x freaky guy” dynamic better because Horuss is more of an actual freaky guy than Cronus Cronus is just an incel. A lot lot of Crokri content I see is very fluffy and I don’t mind fluff but these two would never in a million years have a type of relationship where they’d do fluffy stuff like at least most other ships could to some degree make sense doing fluffy cute stuff together but Cronus and Kankri as a romantic pairing is actually relationship actively harming both people involved since they wouldn’t be able to progress as individuals if together.

Also Cronus is European and honestly that’s enough of a reason to not like him

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Gay little femkri shipping wall thing

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Kankri is explicitly someone who doesn’t bother much when it comes to fashion but somehow he still wears the fuck out of the outfits he has and honestly he’s revolutionary for those highwaisted tights, serving insane style. I like his ministrife sprites and especially the one with pajamas he’s very dorky.