love to think about dick and jaybin brotherism if it was in the modern era. here’s a scene i’ve been rotating in my head:
*on a road trip for some reason*
dick (18): i’m gonna stop at the 7-11 up here, you want anything?
jason (13): yeah, a pack of marlboros
dick: smoking kills, you know
jason: and those zyns destroy your gums
dick: that’s different, i’m eighteen
jason: still not old enough to buy those things, you’ve got a fake id
jason: do you think bruce’d be happy to know you buy drugs and alcohol with a fake id?
dick: bruce isn’t the boss of me
jason: he’s the boss of me, and you’re a bad influence. what would he say if i told him there were drugs in your car?
dick: there aren’t drugs in my car
jason, pulling a baggie of weed from his pocket and shoving it in the glove box: there are now
dick: …you’re getting lucky strikes, they’re cheaper
jason: YOUR DAD IS A BILLIONAIRE