reaganontop:
“Yes, bang on! Honestly I think the staff in Starbucks are closer to being moth than human.”
“Oh wow, Leopold. I feel as if you should be asking my father for my dowry. How exactly did they get that wrong?”
“Oh, thank God. I wasn’t sure about that first ‘a’, I’d never have forgiven myself.”
“Yep, exactly why I don’t go by it- my mom picked my name, and she was a big fan of James Joyce, unfortunately for me. I don’t think they’ve ever gotten it exactly right on the cup, but today they spelled it Leah, which was a new one. And very close, by Starbucks standards.”












