Friendship is Not a Science

"I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command."

[lepcaptainshort]

+3

[pipeshidden-deactivated20180628]

"Wouldn’t you like to know?"

[lepcaptainshort]

"Actually, yes.

     I would like to know."

[nopal-koboi-the-clone]

“Hello, Holly. How a-are you doing?”

[lepcaptainshort]

"I'm doing good," the captain smiled.

       "And you?"

[lepcaptainshort]

+5

foaly-and-family

maninthereedboat

corporalgrubskelp

commander-trouble-kelp

ixamxleigh

     "Well, unexpected visits are always a surprise.

What do you need?"

[lepcaptainshort]

+3

[pipeshidden-deactivated20180628]

"Oh, but you see I had the luck of being resurrected, thus winning this little luck battle of ours, and I can see you are still a wonderful bit of conversation."

[lepcaptainshort]

       "How did that happen, anyways? Actually, no, that's not what I want to talk about.

    What are you here for? Seeing your boyfriend, I assume?"

[lepcaptainshort]

nopal-koboi-the-clone

       "Hey."

[lepcaptainshort]

+3

[pipeshidden-deactivated20180628]

"Glad to know that the feeling is still mutual. I see by your uniform you are still a captain, I am glad to see luck can only take people so far in the LEP"

[lepcaptainshort]

    "Don't talk to me about luck, Opal.

         You're the one who ended up dead."

[lepcaptainshort]

+3

[pipeshidden-deactivated20180628]

"It is. And it should be. Because I wish it to be known, that I still hate you. And I probably will always hate you."

[lepcaptainshort]

       "Such harsh words, Koboi. 

    But I can certainly say that I feel the same."

[lepcaptainshort]

that-crazy-girly-captain

     "Can I help you?"

[lepcaptainshort]

+3

theroadtonightvale

koboi-industries

gallifrehian

   "Well, isn't this a surprise."

[lepcaptainshort]

Since you are on the topic of Artemis, I must commend you for putting up with him, and actually wanting to hang out with him. I know he can be a bit of an ass :P

Thank you.

It’s not easy getting paired with genii. It’s bad enough that I started out with Foaly.

—Short

[lepcaptainshort]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Ha, there’s a lot of places a fairy would love to visit, like Tara or something like that. But it’s kind of hard to get a visa to the surface nowadays, with humans and everything.

If I had to choose right now, it’d probably be the Fowl Manor. It’s been a while since I’ve seen Artemis.

—Short