a foolish scholar

there is always more to learn

[leprechaunprofessor]

Banksy at the Hospital

hes dead because he didnt want to be hooked to the machine

[nuditea]

all i really want from my life is a legitimate reason to pin a bunch of photos and newspaper fragments on a huge cork board and connect them with long strings of yarn

[leprechaunprofessor]

I'm on the other side of the barricade now. I'm on the other side of the barricade to myself. Age nineteen. And I try to tell the young man That ideas deserve a plan And to build a better world is gonna take every woman and man. It's gonna take YOU, ME, the REDS and the GREENS, The NOWS and the NEVERS and the yet-to-bes. THE WAY YOU GOIN'. THE WAY YOU BEEN. THE LIVING and the DEAD and the UNSEEN. The somebodies. The nobodies. The who's who. The Gentiles and the Jews. The gays and the straights The sevens and the eights and the nines and the tens and the dollars and the yen. I feel like a fraud But I know that I'm not. I'm to do the very best with everything that I've got. WHICH IS NOT A LOT.

U2, ‘Bullet the Blue Sky’, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTnEYAE8BKw

[leprechaunprofessor]

tumblr's draconian meme dictator: and this weeks overly passionate meme is *spins wheel* COLE SLAW!

the citizens of tumblr, thirsty for the meme and chanting in unison: COLE SLAW COLE SLAW COLE SLAW

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of blistering wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my skull and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[heathens-and-kings]

As this has hit 10k, I will now chronicle a few of my favorite responses.

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

No offense but I don’t like……….care about the military

[weakestenemy-deactivated2016062]

“no offense but i dont like………..care about people who sacrifice for the well being of the country”

i really hate the number of notes on this

[tllst]

the American military is sensationalized, overfunded and frequently used to commit acts of brutality on foreign countries and launch violent invasions on civilians

I care about soldiers, sure, but you could not pay me give a single fuck about the military as a construct

the number of notes on this post is 110% founded and your commentary is unnecessary

[leprechaunprofessor]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[thanzaghours]

[leprechaunprofessor]

CONGRATS ON GETTING YOUR RESULTS, NERD.

THANK YOU. CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING YOUR RESULTS ALSO. MAYBE NOW YOU'LL HAVE TIME FOR WRITING. AND OTHER THINGS.

[leprechaunprofessor]

YAY (wait is that a good thing)

(of course it is)(anyway I'm back now so everyone can relax)

[thatdiva]

[leprechaunprofessor]

Meanwhile people keep taking out mortgages without realising that the bank is just magicking the money out of thin air.

[ladyloveandjustice]

Also yeah, I’ve said it before, but like when people are like “why doesn’t Harry ask for help more, why doesn’t he ask questions” THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT HE LEARNED HE WOULD BE PUNISHED FOR DOING GROWING UP. It was drilled into him not to ask for help.

Like the scene that will always break my heart is when Ron discovered Umbridge was basically forcing Harry to mutilate himself, and he was like “WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU TELL ANYBODY? WE NEED TO TELL SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY” and Harry’s reaction was “they’re busy, they don’t need me causing them trouble, it would just get them in trouble, they don’t want me to bother them” instantly and Ron was like “what the fuck man” because that is just so, so accurate to what you learn when you’re being abused and bullied. Do not ask for help. Do not bother people. They don’t want to deal with you, this kind of thing is normal and things will just get worse if you do.

It was just really well and subtly done. How Ron completely didn’t understand and was horrified but this was obvious and normal to Harry. Of course he was used to doing things on his own. Of course it was his instinct to keep it a secret.

[leprechaunprofessor]

Never thought of this before but wow yeah.

[leprechaunprofessor]

HELLO I AM OKAY HOW ARE YOU

I'M WELL I GOT MY COLLege results last week.

[leprechaunprofessor]

yes sorry I am Drift

DRIFT HIHOW ARE YOUIT'S BEEN A WHILE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. BA-DUM-TSS

[leprechaunprofessor]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ON TUMBLR

Do I know you

[theworstpuns]

The new restaurant on the moon was alright. Great food, no atmosphere though.

[incredibletree]

You might say the service was out of this world

[theworstpuns]

The waiters got a lil too close. They really needed to give me some space.

[anapplescruff]

Please consider the gravity of accusations like that. This is just a phase the place is going through.

[theworstpuns]

Sorry, i’m a lil spaced out atm.

[aldreaiskillionfalan]

Seriously though, that comet was ill-informed and out of line. That restaurant is amazing- definitely a five star place.

[princessnijireiki]

There was far less cheese than I was led to believe.

[leprechaunprofessor]

There used to be more cheese, but the farmers gave the cows too many asteroids.

[leprechaunprofessor]

People abandon life to go to FanFiction.Net. People abandon FanFiction.Net to go to Tumblr. Where do people go when they abandon Tumblr?