les douz animois de l'ané

[les12animoidelane]

Je pense à toit

[no-chill-at-all]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lunaeregia]

why all marvel posters look exactly like this

[suicideracoon]

[les12animoidelane]

[agil-san]

[ulibeanzz]

sometimes u just gotta put on your cowboy hat and be both the cowboy shooting at your own feet in rapid succession and telling yourself to dance and also the cowboy dancing away from your own bullets with stunning accuracy 

[thisiselliz]

[animusrox]

That bass drop tho…

[aloe--vera--wang]

Who the fuck cooks like that

[theocseason4]

this bitch is so dramatic i love him

[virgoassbitch]

Me on Valentine’s Day

[les12animoidelane]

Me: *places eraserhead VHS on counter* You ever see this?

Blockbuster Guy: No.

Me: This movie is fucked up and it has one fucked up baby in it.

Blockbuster Guy: You wanna rent it?

Me: Nah it's too freaky. It's on my top 10 list of most disturbing movies because the baby in it is really fucked up.

Blockbuster Guy: Is there anything else I can help you with?

Me: LOL! I wish you could help forget the disturbing baby from this movie. Stuff like that just ruins your childhood. Do you like movies? I'm kind of a movie buff if you haven't noticed.

Blockbuster Guy: Uh, are you looking to rent something today?

Me: Can I rent some of your time? I'd just like to talk a bit about movies. There's some really good practical effects in Eraserhead. They make the baby look really fucked up. They used a real cow fetus for it, you know.

Blockbuster Guy: There are other people in line I need to assist, so if you're not going to rent something could you-

Me: OH, I see how things are. *slides blockbuster guy my card* Call me some time if you'd like to chat about cinematography or perhaps making our own fucked up baby, cutie. *winks*

Me: *dies in a car accident later that day*

[realhousewivesgifs]

[beynons]

That tear deserves an Emmy

[battlepope]

I have no idea what’s going on but I could watch this for 7 days straight

[coolfunnywhatever]

[troyesivan]

one day i will stop reblogging this gifset

today is not that day

[mapsontheweb]

The way European French people name a pencil.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

[oldpeoplefacebook]

[distinguishedbaloney]