three rats

only on here to procrastinate or disassociate. sapphic. alt/goth. actually just one rat posing as three rats posing as a human.

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[mousegirlheart]

*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

[mourningkite]

Underground is a weird place

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

pro censorship people are always like “actually I’m living proof that books can be really harmful to kids! when I was a child I read a book that upset me and of course I couldn’t talk to my parents about it because they would throw rocks at me whenever I confessed to reading anything but the Bible, so as you can see, that book was the source of my trauma and warped ideas about right and wrong”

[charlesoberonn]

So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"

And all I can think of is this iconic post

[charl0ttan]

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

[charl0ttan]

are you perhaps a bat

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[twoguysonebeartrap]

people who ask for my socials at my work confound me like you’re into me as friend material because im in renaissance clothes, acting foppishly and using an RP accent. off the clock I prefer swenglish and being a huge dyke. don’t ruin the fantasy

[teaboot]

Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭

[stare-into-the-void]

I mean, the first possibility still isn't anywhere near being ruled out

[teaboot]

Honestly the only reason I questioned it was because it seemed like an unusually bold move to be selling piss kink doggy tags at a 12pm all-ages outdoor market between a children’s toy display and a bunch of novelty lawn ornaments 😭

[uglymicefoundry]

Nigel Van Wieck, Q Train, 1990

Oil on canvas, 36 x 24 in.

[beardedmrbean]

[queer-as-city-folk]

See the funny thing about this is while it was probably New York, I could see this happening in pretty much any major city with a Subway or Metro

[homunculus-argument]

I hate googling shit like "why am I still sad and tired when I ate and slept and have been walked and watered" and it's always some shit like "your brain is fried because your parents sucked at handling kids when you were a kid". Like can it be literally anything else sometime, just for the sake of variety.

[homunculus-argument]

Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.

Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.

[homunculus-argument]

Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

[rockergiirl]

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

[heirtocragflame]

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”

[homunculus-argument]

Straight dudes who think women are some sort of a terrifying incomprehensible alien life force are both funny and kind of sad. Like bruh women are just people who have tits. Except the ones that don't.

Sometimes women are just people with tits, but without tits.

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.