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[lesbianchristiansen]

also i know you all know i havent posted in like forever so i think i’m gonna peace out for a while officially ✌️✌️✌️

if you wanna keep up with me and my current interests i’m over at @ashenwaste fighting for gamer’s rights

[unbe--weave--able]

Me arriving a million years late to say that I love Damien Bloodmarch so much.

[cisphobicdamien]

living up to my url

[thefakesalt]

somebody please

when can i kiss her

source

[nelski11401]

it made me so jealous that everyone had full-body standees of their faves so in desperation i ripped the only official (almost) full-body art of damien bloodmarch from a comic cover and crudely edited the bottom part whole

enjoy fellow damienfuckers

[fofurinhaz]

*ೃ ☆ﾟ damien layouts ♡

♡ ͎. like or reblog if u use / save ~

[lesbianchristiansen]

mary christiansen literally never cheats it’s not canon

[lesbianchristiansen]

hey guys i’m giving up all of these urls since i’m not that into dream daddy anymore. go hog wild y’all

[lesbianchristiansen]

people: already writing ddadds meta

me: uh hi damien likes the black heart emoji. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[lesbianchristiansen]

i really just cant wait until my computer is fixed so i can make a ton of memes for you guys

[lesbianchristiansen]

mary and joseph remaining married: :(

mary and joseph getting divorced and joseph getting custody of the children: :)

[lesbianchristiansen]

haha there she is boys!!! pack em up its over im just gonna go curl up in a little ball and cry until this doesnt hurt anymore!

[lesbianchristiansen]

@georgewashingtongue (it wont really let me @ you so here’s hoping you see this!)

i dont really know what you mean by alcohol society??

but basically its a symbol from the official art found through datamining commonly referred to as the “cult ending”! its actually on his sprite in the game just very tiny. and if you ask him about it when you first meet him he says something along the lines of “ it’s a reminder” and you get the “bad” reaction sparkles. it’s a great way to effectively end your conversation with him lol

[lesbianchristiansen]

there have been many versions of this meme going around but may i present: the only accurate mcdonalds alignment chart for dream daddy

[lesbianchristiansen]

there are three thousand of you guys thats like more people than in my class in high school... hell thats more people than in the whole school

[lesbianchristiansen]

what ive learned from the last hour of blogging is that you people see a vine reference and you go hogwild

[lesbianchristiansen]

deadass just thinking about how much the devs fucked joseph over as a character and how conflicted i am about the cult ending in general because itsbad but also i am a very big sucker for horror and also it makes robert and marys relationship and codependency make sense also thinking about how joseph could have been a lesson in overcoming internalized homophobia but the writers really just wanted to preserve that loveless toxic marriage between a gay man and a lesbian huh

[lesbianchristiansen]

we never see josephs tattoo for all we know it could be the same symbol as robert’s and furthermore i would LIKE to state that what if they got the tattoos at the same time rather than joseph and then robert and