hey, im salt!

eater of lemons

[thefakesalt]

:P

happy birthday samus!! love ya :)

[thefakesalt]

shoutout to this guy who been celebrating yearly

[thefakesalt]

Happy birthday to Suzy Berhow! Let me show you my favorite pics I have of her <3

[thefakesalt]

i scheduled this post but it never posted. sorry suzy but happy late birthday <3

[bunnys-lil-hideout]

i NEED yall to be more open with your weird f/os. the one's literally NO ONE would expect to see get loved. ones that when a person catches their name in an f/o list it makes their body freeze. ones that a person sees you draw your self-insert with and goes "hang on. thats not-... no that cant be-"

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YALL TO BE WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YALL TO BE STRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefakesalt]

when i’m in a relationship i want my partner to refer to me as “pardner.” like a cowboy tilting his hat and saying howdy

[thefakesalt]

i want to know honestly if anyone was ever excited to see a johnbourne movie.

not just john wick or jason bourne movies, like movies where the main character is this big strong brute fella who is able to easily take down a villain organization with no help. just a single person with fists/a weak weapon who is able to take down like a 200 people mob. thats a term i invented. yeah.

seeing movies like nobody and the beekeeper etc are so incredibly boring when you’ve seen jason bourne and john wickits pretty much same sheet different color. ive never been interested in “guy is disturbed so he takes down a bad people” movie genre so this question is genuine: is ANYBODY excited for the beekeeper and is this type of movie anybody’s favorite

[sparkly-caroline]

Empty your wallets for Nene, yay or nay?

[thefakesalt]

so what the hell nobody was gonna tell me about the new fnf update??? tf guys i thought we were tight

[tonywelt]

🧡💙✨

[pempempemto]

no lore progress today, but have color thing :]

[shihlun]

RIP Akira Toriyama (1955-2024)

[radiobarf]

A tribute piece for Akira Toriyama

鳥山 先生、どうもありがとうございました。

Rest in Peace

[sparkly-caroline]

Women are real, chat, they exist

[sixthrock]

reminder

[easternmind]

Akira Toriyama and his son Sasuke playing Dragon Quest 3 some time in the late 1980s.

May he rest in peace. Image credits: Atsushi Onodera, The Yomiuri Shinbum (X07098), 1988.

[brakken-spideyverse]

Akira Toriyama's work was, for me and many others, a major formative influence on art style, character design, and all around creativity. Some of my earliest passion for drawing came from doodling Dragon Ball OCs at school, and trying to replicate the dynamic poses and fights from the manga and anime. His ability to interchange so well between goofy and serious tones, and introduce endearing and interesting characters, was consistently impressive. His legacy will endure across many mediums, stories, and childhoods.

[corrucyst]

[blaquesails]

some replies:

[bliss-bliss-bliss-bliss]

Imagine having the kind of brain rot that makes you think people’s only problem with the unethical and exploitative true crime industry is that women enjoy it and we can’t have that

Hey wait, is that the same Ellen Mint who makes her money “writing” AI generated Jane Austen ripoffs? Hey, yeah! Hey fuck you!

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

[1ts0kn0ttobeok]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame