Lesbian Facts

satirical/non-satirical FACTS about lesbians

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FACT: It's ok to be a whatever the fuck you want lesbian.

Thanks anon, truer words were never spoken.

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FACT: There is no such thing as being too pretty to be a lesbian.

If I had a dime for every time someone told me I was too pretty to be a lesbian. I would be one rich good looking dyke. Attractiveness is subjective, and not reserved for straight women. 

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FACT: Falling for straight girls will fuck you up everytime

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FACT: Pussy tastes like sunshine and rainbows

"My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola" - Cola by Lana Del Rey

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FACT: There are no guys in lesbian relationships

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FACT: Awkward girls are adorable

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FACT: Asking a lesbian “are you sure you don’t like men?” Isn’t going to suddenly make her reevaluate her life and jump into your arms. It’s just going to make her think you’re a dumb ass

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FACT: Women are amazing

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FACT: Not all lesbians identify as femme or butch, and that's okay

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FACT: Lesbians can be quite charming

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FACT: I am a lesbian, but I am also many other things. My sexual orientation shouldn’t be the only part of my identity that you chose to remember

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So im a lesbian. im not ashamed of it or anything but sometimes it feels like im not normal. people who dont know sometimes say homophobic things and it hurts but i cant tell them because they are a homiphobe. im just over being treated like a freak. i have been cutting for 3 years and i have tried to commit suicide quite a few times but im just so lost. and confused about everything. any advice?

I don't know what it's like to live your life/deal with the things that you are faced with on a daily bases.

However, as a friend you never met, I can tell you with certainty that you are not a freak. You will find that there are people in this world whose sole purpose in life is to hurt others. 

At the end of the day you are an amazing human being who has overcome tremendous feats. Don't let people who are afraid of your greatness get you down.

No matter what you think or what other people tell you, remember that you have a purpose in life and deserve to be in this world. 

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FACT: Femme lesbians can be tops, butch lesbians can be bottoms, femmes can date other femmes and butch lesbians can date other butch lesbians. There are no rules in lesbian dating

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FACT: Straight girls and gay girls can be friends, without anything "going on"

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FACT: The second a girl tells me she’s a lesbian, she becomes 10 times hotter

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FACT: I’m a lesbian, not an object for some straight girl to test her sexuality on. I don’t like my head being screwed with

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FACT: Kisses on the neck=UNF