Knight Of Pentacles

Ariel (27/Leo). I'm a lesbian space wizard.

[seriousjones]

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

[lesbianjasonvorhees]

I simply think if the language uses the same sound for both she/her and he/his pronouns then the voice text should not argue with me about the usage of character it decided to assign

[anton--rayne]

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[strippin-jimmy]

Saul in the 2026 shorts

[lesbianjasonvorhees]

Having a delicious smoothie has removed all the evil from my body

[nature-travel-photography]

The Netherlands - Author: SoftlyUnhingeddd

[segamascott]

[transfemininomenon]

i mainly remain cynical about politics in this country since i know establishment democrats will do everything in their power to avoid anyone actually left from getting in office but damn if recent batches of more progressive people getting voted in over longstanding established democrats doesn't give me at least Some hope. the people WANT this.

[transfemininomenon]

if nothing else getting to see people having meltdowns over "COMMUNIST LEFT WING INSURGENTS" puts a smile on my face 🖤

[transfemininomenon]

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[starlit-meadow]

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[comment-tube]

[real-language-facts]

thoughts on Latin?

a shame it was hunted to extinction though i do wonder whta the meat tasted like

[hangsawoman]

the lottery, shirley jackson

[hangsawoman]

happy lottery day!!

a lot of people wanted to know what shirley jackson meant with this story. she told all who asked different meanings; it’s about small town life, the holocaust, antisemitism, the myth of the scapegoat… she told one high school student: “if you can’t figure it out, i’m not going to tell you.”

she approved one message to be published in the the new yorker, written by a young kip orr;

[15-lizards]

Watching the DSA and leftist candidates sweep and seeing their influence grow after years of miserably bearing witness to establishment democrats act like diet republicans and take years to even think about enacting any meaningful legislation because “oooh the optics ooooohhh the red tape” is satisfying to say the least