I am pregnantseinfeld btw, in case you missed that I'm in a new arc

Kiana Khansmith
Jules of Nature
will byers stan first human second
Claire Keane
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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todays bird
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hello vonnie
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Stranger Things

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@demonius-darkblade
I am pregnantseinfeld btw, in case you missed that I'm in a new arc
this happens to her because she behaves badly
"reblog to give a trans woman soup"
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"trans women experience misogyny because they're women"
- you are now on a blocklist
lying about having a praise kink to fish for compliments
yandere gf: yeah you shouldnt like see anyone else idk. like idk. you should just like be mine and whatever but its like fine. i mean i just think were really compatible. like its fine
tsundere gf: ok i mean i guess thats fine. like sure. whatever. im not like that crazy about you. like whatever. i guess i can make that work. even if youre kind of annoying sometimes
yandere gf: [digging her nails into her palm] yeah that sounds fine with me
puppy cut flan 🍮🔪
incredible puppy cut the flan technique
badass flan slice performed by small type dogy
returning dead eyed on bloodied soles again and again to the drafts page to make another crack at writing "the post"
thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever
oh i'm also saying this one all the time forever
(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good
(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin
some of you, i think
getting a short skirtjob from a girl with a long jacket
at least 30% of the reblogs on this post are just ppl trying to prove to their mutuals that they get the reference. cake is JUST indie enough to get this sort of reaction … writes something in my notebook
person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning
google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!
happy new year guys here's marcille sneezing
this shit is something to me man. i love you
My Microsoft account got hacked and because they changed the recovery email I have to go through their in-depth account recovery system, which I have failed repeatedly because they expect you to list every prior password you used for a decade.
my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got