I am pregnantseinfeld btw, in case you missed that I'm in a new arc
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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macklin celebrini has autism
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shark vs the universe

Love Begins
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if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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pixel skylines
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
RMH

oozey mess
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@demonius-darkblade
I am pregnantseinfeld btw, in case you missed that I'm in a new arc
3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game
autism speaks and it's saying hhhngnghhh please I want to be yelled at by a motherly woman in a pretty uniform with contempt in her eyes while she tells me what to do
Girlfriend: "when we have sex tonight can you be normal and not talk like the English dub of a Nintendo Direct"
Me: "of course baby"
Me two hours later: "We hope you're looking forward to scissoring, fingering, and licking your way to an orgasm as soon as this presentation ends. But for now, that's all the time we have"
Exactly right.
quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous
wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now
sorry to hear that undertale
The "every umamusume is TMA" thing only gets more true when you consider how often they're considering to be big and dominant. For this reason, we must get more art of Golshi bottoming.
in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends
I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else
this is all that's left.
this is all that's left.
that guy's a real charlie jerk
he's got some real charlie quirks
Getting Sent to a Fantasy World as a TS Succubus But They’re Still Transmisogynist There and Now I Don’t Have Internet or a Vibrator!
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...
the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship
the egg prime directive is stupid as fuck because yes, you don't just assume based on incomplete information that your friend is in an abusive relationship and then try to force them out of it, but you don't just fucking do nothing either. you have to employ finesse
yeah in my experience the real issue with trying to "crack" someone's egg is just psychological reactance / pathological demand avoidance. evil psych terms but the whole thing of "when someone tells you have to do a thing it sucks and makes you kinda wanna do the opposite".
of course in a lot of ways this is a non issue because you can just talk to people about it and this stereotype that trans girls go around ordering people to "transition or else" is largely a fabrication. but there is still something to be said for actually helping people come into themselves as best as you can and that usually means trying to avoid causing adverse reactions by being too blunt or forceful in my experience
there's also a whole world out there demanding ppl stay cis and nobody seems to talk about that but alas
Queer people do not need to get into norse gods, queer people need dialectical materialism.
To be entirely honest I find the idea that queer people need spirituality at all quite insulting, and the unfortunately widespread insistence that there's some metaphysical spiritual element to queerness is rather counterproductive and (to put it bluntly) really fucking annoying.
one time a bus full of trannies pulled up to my cis friend with a sign on the side that said "forcefem all men" and then forcefemmed him. basically he turned into a nazi so be careful when engaging with this kink think of the victims
look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.
Absolutely insane apron 😭