A Girl Who Plays DND

I am a lesbian DND Player /I use they/them pronouns/open to RP DND related/

[lesbianpasta]

Hi

I am Sky or Hershey

I use they/them pronouns

I am a queer DND player

This is my alt where I do DND related rp and do oc rps.

My Main that is for Cookie Run: @littlegaypasta

My alt for Squid drawings: @queersquidpasta

I have an ask box so send me asks for the ask box!

I have multiple dnd characters and I will list them here.

I will mark the characters by *currently playing* *Retired* and *Yet to be used* The reason behind this is so no one gets confused.

Aeroun *Retired*

Tera (Dessiris) *Retired*

Nera *Pending*

Timothy *Yet to be used*

Scarlett *Yet to be used*

Hunter *Yet to be used*

Mayis *Yet to be used*

Pine *Yet to be used*

Clay *Yet to be used*

Echo *Will never be used because she is ten*

I have a self insert. State if you want to RP with my self insert.

Hershey (Self insert) *Will never be used since their a self insert and not an oc*

I like to rp, I do not mind gore or heavy angst. I am otherwise uncomfortable with smut.

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I'm stuck in a wheelchair, so until I'm it of it, I can teach you

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah... I need a proper education...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*For almost the whole next week, Survivor used every waking moment (of Nera) to teach her basic education, and so to Tera and Aeroun at points

*At one point, during a quick History Lesson, she slipped into first person and described it like it was from her point of view... Weird

*The more and more Survivor teaches Nera, the more and more suspicious it gets. No normal person, or even elf, knows this much

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera didn't know that no one knew this much but she kept learning and taking notes becuase well she needs a proper education for her job*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*The teaching was surprisingly hard and easy, but over a month things are fine and Nera learns, especially to her

Survivor: *After a session* Ah... This feels oddly nice, teaching you. While it is annoying because of *gestures with just her head to the chair*, It's still nice

Mayor: *Been there for a while, learning too* Shouldn't you have healed by now?

Survivor: That's what I'm confused about as well, you... You think I was hit with an anti magic spell? Explains why I can't cast spells either

[lesbianpasta]

Maybe but I don't know

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Wait, you know enough magic to know Anti-Magic doesn't stop natural regeneration, unless the creature is made of magic... Weird

Either way, I can't dispel magic on myself for obvious reasons, do you (Tera) or Aeroun know the spell, or should I teach Nera it too

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera was confused and Tera and Aeroun didn't know the spell*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... At least we're getting milage from this-

*She starts to teach everyone how to cast the spell

[lesbianpasta]

*They begin to learn it*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera learns it so far out confuses Tera as to how she did it. Either way, Nera learns the spell; this might even impress her girlfriend

Nera, I'm... I'm impressed

[lesbianpasta]

I am surprised I learned it...

H-HOW you've never done magic till now!

I am surprisingly good at learning

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera should be a wizard, not a guard. Maybe she could be the "court wizard" if she studies more

Either way, try casting the spell on me

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera casted the spell on Survivor*

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I'm stuck in a wheelchair, so until I'm it of it, I can teach you

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah... I need a proper education...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*For almost the whole next week, Survivor used every waking moment (of Nera) to teach her basic education, and so to Tera and Aeroun at points

*At one point, during a quick History Lesson, she slipped into first person and described it like it was from her point of view... Weird

*The more and more Survivor teaches Nera, the more and more suspicious it gets. No normal person, or even elf, knows this much

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera didn't know that no one knew this much but she kept learning and taking notes becuase well she needs a proper education for her job*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*The teaching was surprisingly hard and easy, but over a month things are fine and Nera learns, especially to her

Survivor: *After a session* Ah... This feels oddly nice, teaching you. While it is annoying because of *gestures with just her head to the chair*, It's still nice

Mayor: *Been there for a while, learning too* Shouldn't you have healed by now?

Survivor: That's what I'm confused about as well, you... You think I was hit with an anti magic spell? Explains why I can't cast spells either

[lesbianpasta]

Maybe but I don't know

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Wait, you know enough magic to know Anti-Magic doesn't stop natural regeneration, unless the creature is made of magic... Weird

Either way, I can't dispel magic on myself for obvious reasons, do you (Tera) or Aeroun know the spell, or should I teach Nera it too

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera was confused and Tera and Aeroun didn't know the spell*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... At least we're getting milage from this-

*She starts to teach everyone how to cast the spell

[lesbianpasta]

*They begin to learn it*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera learns it so far out confuses Tera as to how she did it. Either way, Nera learns the spell; this might even impress her girlfriend

Nera, I'm... I'm impressed

[lesbianpasta]

I am surprised I learned it...

H-HOW you've never done magic till now!

I am surprisingly good at learning

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[present-future]

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

[speeedylesbian]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[sinnahsaint]

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

[queerartpasta]

I forgot to re-register lol

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I'm stuck in a wheelchair, so until I'm it of it, I can teach you

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah... I need a proper education...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*For almost the whole next week, Survivor used every waking moment (of Nera) to teach her basic education, and so to Tera and Aeroun at points

*At one point, during a quick History Lesson, she slipped into first person and described it like it was from her point of view... Weird

*The more and more Survivor teaches Nera, the more and more suspicious it gets. No normal person, or even elf, knows this much

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera didn't know that no one knew this much but she kept learning and taking notes becuase well she needs a proper education for her job*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*The teaching was surprisingly hard and easy, but over a month things are fine and Nera learns, especially to her

Survivor: *After a session* Ah... This feels oddly nice, teaching you. While it is annoying because of *gestures with just her head to the chair*, It's still nice

Mayor: *Been there for a while, learning too* Shouldn't you have healed by now?

Survivor: That's what I'm confused about as well, you... You think I was hit with an anti magic spell? Explains why I can't cast spells either

[lesbianpasta]

Maybe but I don't know

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Wait, you know enough magic to know Anti-Magic doesn't stop natural regeneration, unless the creature is made of magic... Weird

Either way, I can't dispel magic on myself for obvious reasons, do you (Tera) or Aeroun know the spell, or should I teach Nera it too

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera was confused and Tera and Aeroun didn't know the spell*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... At least we're getting milage from this-

*She starts to teach everyone how to cast the spell

[lesbianpasta]

*They begin to learn it*

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I'm stuck in a wheelchair, so until I'm it of it, I can teach you

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah... I need a proper education...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*For almost the whole next week, Survivor used every waking moment (of Nera) to teach her basic education, and so to Tera and Aeroun at points

*At one point, during a quick History Lesson, she slipped into first person and described it like it was from her point of view... Weird

*The more and more Survivor teaches Nera, the more and more suspicious it gets. No normal person, or even elf, knows this much

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera didn't know that no one knew this much but she kept learning and taking notes becuase well she needs a proper education for her job*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*The teaching was surprisingly hard and easy, but over a month things are fine and Nera learns, especially to her

Survivor: *After a session* Ah... This feels oddly nice, teaching you. While it is annoying because of *gestures with just her head to the chair*, It's still nice

Mayor: *Been there for a while, learning too* Shouldn't you have healed by now?

Survivor: That's what I'm confused about as well, you... You think I was hit with an anti magic spell? Explains why I can't cast spells either

[lesbianpasta]

Maybe but I don't know

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Wait, you know enough magic to know Anti-Magic doesn't stop natural regeneration, unless the creature is made of magic... Weird

Either way, I can't dispel magic on myself for obvious reasons, do you (Tera) or Aeroun know the spell, or should I teach Nera it too

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera was confused and Tera and Aeroun didn't know the spell*

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I'm stuck in a wheelchair, so until I'm it of it, I can teach you

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah... I need a proper education...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*For almost the whole next week, Survivor used every waking moment (of Nera) to teach her basic education, and so to Tera and Aeroun at points

*At one point, during a quick History Lesson, she slipped into first person and described it like it was from her point of view... Weird

*The more and more Survivor teaches Nera, the more and more suspicious it gets. No normal person, or even elf, knows this much

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera didn't know that no one knew this much but she kept learning and taking notes becuase well she needs a proper education for her job*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*The teaching was surprisingly hard and easy, but over a month things are fine and Nera learns, especially to her

Survivor: *After a session* Ah... This feels oddly nice, teaching you. While it is annoying because of *gestures with just her head to the chair*, It's still nice

Mayor: *Been there for a while, learning too* Shouldn't you have healed by now?

Survivor: That's what I'm confused about as well, you... You think I was hit with an anti magic spell? Explains why I can't cast spells either

[lesbianpasta]

Maybe but I don't know

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Wait, you know enough magic to know Anti-Magic doesn't stop natural regeneration, unless the creature is made of magic... Weird

Either way, I can't dispel magic on myself for obvious reasons, do you (Tera) or Aeroun know the spell, or should I teach Nera it too

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera was confused and Tera and Aeroun didn't know the spell*

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I'm stuck in a wheelchair, so until I'm it of it, I can teach you

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah... I need a proper education...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*For almost the whole next week, Survivor used every waking moment (of Nera) to teach her basic education, and so to Tera and Aeroun at points

*At one point, during a quick History Lesson, she slipped into first person and described it like it was from her point of view... Weird

*The more and more Survivor teaches Nera, the more and more suspicious it gets. No normal person, or even elf, knows this much

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera didn't know that no one knew this much but she kept learning and taking notes becuase well she needs a proper education for her job*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*The teaching was surprisingly hard and easy, but over a month things are fine and Nera learns, especially to her

Survivor: *After a session* Ah... This feels oddly nice, teaching you. While it is annoying because of *gestures with just her head to the chair*, It's still nice

Mayor: *Been there for a while, learning too* Shouldn't you have healed by now?

Survivor: That's what I'm confused about as well, you... You think I was hit with an anti magic spell? Explains why I can't cast spells either

[lesbianpasta]

Maybe but I don't know

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I'm stuck in a wheelchair, so until I'm it of it, I can teach you

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah... I need a proper education...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*For almost the whole next week, Survivor used every waking moment (of Nera) to teach her basic education, and so to Tera and Aeroun at points

*At one point, during a quick History Lesson, she slipped into first person and described it like it was from her point of view... Weird

*The more and more Survivor teaches Nera, the more and more suspicious it gets. No normal person, or even elf, knows this much

[lesbianpasta]

*Nera didn't know that no one knew this much but she kept learning and taking notes becuase well she needs a proper education for her job*

[lawlaru]

Ok I haven't played/payed attention to CRK in like 2 years and apparently Espresso just fucking dies ??? Like straight up thanos snap disintegrates ??? Is there any explanation for it or is he just dead now like ??? 😭

[lesbianpasta]

Wait WAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I'm stuck in a wheelchair, so until I'm it of it, I can teach you

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah... I need a proper education...

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*It took the whole day, but it worked. Good thing Nera learns fast

It always feels good to teach someone

[lesbianpasta]

now that I think of it I never got a proper education because I worked so my siblings could

*Tera seemed a little stunned*

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Well, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

*she taught Nera how without big magic terms*

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't do anything, and since she "has" to look over me, you don't by the way, I decided to teach her magic. She wants to learn healing spells, but I'm just teaching the basics for at least

[lesbianpasta]

It is just a little surprising...

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Nera wants to learn healing spells

Also I'm teaching her longstrider because she's to slow too catch up to anyone

[lesbianpasta]

She is learning spells. Are we sure this is Nera? *she laughed*

*sigh* I am still me...

[lesbianpasta]

AI is unhinged cause explain this vampire plot I an doing

I was sent against my will to kill you. Let's almost kiss before you drink me dry.

[lesbianpasta]

*You see great knocking at the door... It's coming from the very bottom of the door

Nera opens the door.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*You see Survivor flat on the ground, literally inching themselves forward inch by inch by their grass and only their head. They've been gone for a month, you got worried, but not by much since it's Survivor we're talking about. They're named SURVIVOR

*It takes you about a minute, which was enough time for her to inch into the living room, before anyone spoke

Biscuit: Survivor what the fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Nera helps Survivor up and onto the couch.

Do you need some food or water, Survivor?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I ran out of spell slots, which never happens, I ran out of healing potions, which also never happens, and I broke all my limbs, which never happens

What did you do?

...

*Nera remembers that Survivor will do ANYTHING as long as it's new, regardless of morals, by now

[lesbianpasta]

I think I should take you to the healers since I am not experienced with healing.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Just give me a healing potion- actually, use that knife Jax got

[lesbianpasta]

Harlow soon enters through the door and inquires about the humaniod figure on their couch.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Hello, I'm Survivor, everyone knows me except you somehow and I need help

*Starts cutting Survivor's hand with the healing knife*

HP: ???/???

My... My limbs are still broken, how- *Flashback*...

Fuck

[lesbianpasta]

Seems like it. But how did you end up the way you are now?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

... Did you know there were 50 dragons in the area?

NO?!

Now there's 50 less

[lesbianpasta]

Sorry for saying this, but Survivor, you were dumb for fighting 50 dragons on your own, and I can only assume at the same time.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I won, they all died. Probably would've won better if I had slept before hand

You never sleep, I forgot

[lesbianpasta]

Yeah, you need rest most likely.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I just need to take a sleep, then I'll be out again

*Not even a day later, and a visit to the doctors

*Wrapped up in bandages, except her head, in a wheel chair* I hate everything about this

[lesbianpasta]

Nera looked at her, offering to take care of Survivor till she was better.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Thanks, but I'd prefer being able to do something right now. I've already had this happen to me, what more is there to experience?

[lesbianpasta]

You're going to recover from your injuries before you experience anything remotely dangerous

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I...

...

fine

[lesbianpasta]

Nera nods.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I... I can't deal with doing nothing, I've done everything, all that's left to do is do what's left of everything

... You're lucky you get to stay dead

[lesbianpasta]

Nera understood Survivor and how she felt.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

...

I owe you something

[lesbianpasta]

No need to give me something.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I have to it's- it's the only thing I-

[lesbianpasta]

What I want you to do is just wait till you completely heal, you sound like younger Aeorun rn.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I'm not young! I'm over 10,000 years old! Reaching 100,000 last time I checked! What's the point of there's nothing new!

*So survivor seems to be unable to realize she's giving away lore

*ALSO WHAT?!

[lesbianpasta]

*pats Survivor's head* it was just an observation.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

I can't be babied?! I'm better than this!

[lesbianpasta]

*Shrugs*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*6 Hours later

*Intricately teaching magic to Nera very slowly within a wheel chair in Jax's house*

[lesbianpasta]

*she only asked Survivor to teach her some healing spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Nera is trying to understand Survivor, but everything she says makes half sense. Probably because she forgot to teach you all the buzz words

*At some point Tera comes in to find this me

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is surprised that Nera is actively learning spells*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

*Survivor is attempting to explain the complexity of "mass cure wounds" to Nera

Did you understand any of that

[lesbianpasta]

Is it weird if I said I did not catch a single word...

*Tera laughs cause well weird thing happened*

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Tera, mind helping me?

[lesbianpasta]

Sure, what do you need help with?

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Help me teach Nera magic, it's surprisingly hard

[lesbianpasta]

*Tera is borderline confused on Nera wanting to learn magic cause Nera has not tried since she was 8*