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how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

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all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

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I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

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I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

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story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with “abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective” and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said “abstinence is 99.99% effective” and she almost got kicked out of class

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#RONNO

cantbae

when your mum forces you to hang with that annoying as kid on the block

okaytrue

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

catsbeaversandducks

The perks of being a wildlife photographer.

tahthetrickster

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

zmenit

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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School got me like…

living in a dangerous country:

[gunfire starts outside my house]

me: ugh not again *put the music louder and keep going on with life*

LMAO

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I kind of wish disney’s ~weird period~ had lasted longer. Like all of a sudden we were getting these films like lilo & stitch and Atlantis and the emperor’s new groove and treasure planet and they were so fun and DIFFERENT. Just thinking about what the pitches for those movies had to have been like is so surreal?? A little blue criminal alien crash lands on a Hawaiian island and gets adopted by two sisters dealing with social services that teach him about the value of family. An Inca emperor gets turned into a llama and john goodman helps him get back to his palace and one of the bad guys talks to squirrels. Treasure island but in SPACE. Like, on the surface, the premise for these films seem so random but they all TOTALLY WORKED IN REALLY GREAT WAYS??? idk I just really miss that early 2000s spark of offbeat creativity in Disney’s timeline.